Reader Email – Is This the Dumbest Shirt Ever?
Reader Email
El Pres –
Insert usual verbal blowjob about how much I love the site here. Anyhow, I was heading into the game on Saturday, when I encountered this pair. Looked to be husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. I’ve never gotten the “split jersey” thing before to begin with, but this just doesn’t make any sense. I can only imagine that these two A) are directly related to Damon, B) accidentally him with their car when he was chasing down cars in the offseason in Dedham to rehab, C) play in a softball league where they are known for tracking down fly balls but not being able to make a strong throw to the cutoff man, or D) lost a bet. I know girls wear dumb sports things all the time, but shouldn’t he know better? My head can’t even get around the fact that there was a moment in that guy’s life that morning where be buttoned up that shirt, looked in the mirror, and said “ok, I want to be seen in public now”. Is it safe to assume this is the kind of guy that has 5 dudes in his wedding party, but 4 of whom are the bride’s brothers/exboyfriends? Please help me understand this couple, or at the guy.
Thanks, TomO
First of all are we sure that this is a guy and a girl? I guess I’ll take your word for it, but this has two dudes written all over it. Regardless the only explanation I can come up with is that one of these things is a Sox fan and the other is a Yankee fan and they thought this would be a cute way to express it? Although that still really makes no sense. I mean neither Red Sox fans nor Yankee fans would want a Damon Red Sox shirt right? So I’m totally stumped. Free hat to anybody who can come up with a logical explanation for this crap.
Yes this is the dumbest shirt ever
Someone should put those two in a bag, knot the top of it, tie a cinder block or two to the bag and then chuck it in the ocean. I’m sure no one will miss them.
Brother/sister. Their “Incest is Best” t-shirts were in the laundry.
the dumbest was the Ray Bourque half-Bruins/half-Avalanche shirts that you all bought as quick as they could make them.
then you all wore them to the parade you threw for him FOR WINNING A STANLEY CUP FOR ANOTHER TEAM!!!!
these shirts above are such an insult to Damon, he must still have nightmares about his time in Boston.
Unless your a parent and have 2 kids playing against each other, this is just a horrible idea. I agree, someone should have thrown them onto the Mass Pike below.
They took time to actually make these shirts if you notice the DA is red sox on the dude, MON is red on the chick…female I mean. Can’t imagine thinking this would be a good idea…why would they?….there fucking retarted…send my balls don’t lie shirt to me, I will even give you a UPS # so no excuses why it takes 6-12 weeks for a shirt that we all know is sitting on your shelf
obviously johnny got loaded one night and had a threesome with this lucky couple. the half-n-half shirts commemorate damon’s willingness to got man-man as well as man-woman.
Nightmares about his time in Boston? He won a championship with the Red Sox, more than he can say about his time with the Yankees. Not to mention that half the jersey is attributable to the Yankees. For all anyone knows they could have brought those rags up with them from the Bronx.
i was just going to point that out DTNGML, home made, thats even worse. How long does that shit take? Im no martha stuart, but if i had to guess, i’d say about a month and a half, right?
scott, i’d give you about 6 months to crack that nut.
Wait have we confirmed yet whether Casey Tatum is Dan Shaunnessey?
I’m sure Johnny Damon cries every night about the WS ring he won in Boston.
Hey its Scott Zolak and David Portnoy
He didn’t murder anyone!
i think TomO is auditioning for a wrtiting job at The Stool.
are these dudes serious? god damn it .. Gay marriage brings all the freaks to this state
Maybe they’re just retarded…….I’ll take my T-Shirt in a L
I’m not sure pointing out that these are homemade is worthy of recognition, t-shirt or otherwise…I would find it hard to believe anyone would think these could be purchased anywhere. Like the Ball Don’t Lie shirts these would be the only two sold.
Tatum, you’re starting to sound like a guy that’s a repressed homo. Except your repressing your love for Boston, you know what everyone in this area is doing at all times yet all you do is talk shit.
Do you wake up in the middle of the night with a hardon thinking about Fenway Park?
YourMothersMustache said: { Aug 24, 2009 – 03:08:23 }
Maybe they’re just retarded…….I’ll take my T-Shirt in a L
Get in line, that was my reason about 10 minutes ago
CptKballs pointing out the irony and idiocy in every post is very easy and not any form of repression. I am just an observer and being the voice of reality. I use this site and my postings as a study of sociology, more details soon.
EP–Have you ever had a logical explination for some of your T-Shirts and their creation?…Take a peek back into the storage facilities at BSS before branding this dumbest ever…
I am going to make an Oakland/Kansas City one. He did play most of his years with Kansas City afterall
Tatum- Voice of reality? Study of sociology? More like the voice of a homo repressing his deep seeded love for Boston and hatred for Pussy.
BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY don’t lash out just because I reminded you about your ray bourque parade you must have organized it did you cry like the other dopes when he “Finally” won it?
these guys deserve a beat down from the red tuxedo brigade. stat.
They ordered the Red Sox shirts from BSS and they took so long to get delivered that they morphed into Yankees shirts.
clearly these two GENIUSES were just trying to get on the stool. bravo. and clearly they were dating back to damon’s sox days, where he could have easily been confused for a female, cue the dykey haircuts. stool dedication and sexual misinterpretation. GENIUS.
Tatum, I’ve got a degree in Sociology and upon reading that you’re citing BSS as an ethnograpic study of sorts, I’m pretty sure I’m going to either give back my degree or at least burn it.
Thanks for fucking up 4 years of my life.
p.s. Let me guess–you’re vegan and a member of PETA as well?
p.s.s. don’t flatter yourself with the “more detail details soon” cuz nobody really gives a fuck.
CaseyT let it go buddy, your Uncle made you his gimp and all that repressed anger has been festering?
This is the best Sports City in the US and all your pining for the glory days of Paul O’Neill, Bernie Williams et al are gone forever
btw the back up catcher for that team is a murderer?
so save the sanctamonious pious shit for FOX NEWS please
what if two sewn up t-shirts into one said barstool bostonewyork?
just so we’re clear…i agree that ones a yanks fan and the other is a sox fan. but all they did is take 2 jerseys, cut em in half and then sew them back together…
if you notice the red sox numbers/letters are lower than the yankee ones on both. thats bc they came from the same damn jersey!
and yes this is still retarded…
The reason is so simple…they are idiots!
John Q: I think you might be retarded to take 30 posts to realize that those shirts are home made and started off as two whole shirts. Well done and thanks for clarifying that it is, in fact, two shirts sewn together.