Reader Email – Is Your Car Being Snowed In An Acceptable Reason Not To Come To Work?
Reader Email
From: John Feitelberg
Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 5:56 PM
To: David Portnoy
Subject: tomorrow
my car is totally snowed in, is it ok to work from home tomorrow?
Is Feitleberg not the softest worker in the United States of America? Like he really sent me this email yesterday. He’s really not in the office today. This coming off the heels of when he took a sick day and didn’t blog because he had the sniffles. I’ve never seen anybody with a cushier job than he has figure out more ways to skip work. Sick days, doctor appointments, has to go to court to fight speeding tickets, snowed in, blah, blah, blah. Keep in mind the dude lives in the South End with the rest of the gays. He’s 10 minutes away from our office. Oh your car is snowed in? Umm how about you throw on your duck boats and shovel it out? You know just like every other motherfucker on the planet who has to work today. Surreal stuff from John “Marshmellow” Feitleberg.
I can confirm I am snow.
Wait Feitleberg doesn’t live with you and Renee?
Only is you are a girl or a gay
How is that “snowed in”? Scrape off your fucking windshield and you’re good to go.
Now who is going to get bagels and coffee three times today?
I call bullshit. Fake email. Fake blog. Slow day at the stool bro?
just fire him……and neil
Fire that fucking cream puff
What the fuck did he do the past 2 days?
Aren’t you 539′s supposed to protect each other? And by 539 I mean “J-E-W” on your telephone’s touchpad.
If that was my car I’d walk everywhere anyway
i tried this sob story last july…. i am now unemployed
I hope that’s Feits’ car. please tell me he really drives that piece of shit.
“Is Feitleberg not the softest worker in the United States of America?”
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Asks the guy who can’t wipe his ass without having a heart attack.
brodit7 you told your boss your car was snowed in during July? Can’t imagine why your boss told you to take a lap
Duck boats? It’s the middle of the winter.
Well if he is working from home what is he missing at the office that requires his presence?
You can blog from anywhere, it’s not like a jobsite or you are building something that requires you to be present i.e. manufacturing. What difference does it make if he blogs from the office or his couch?
You’re bloggers….you already fucking work from home.
seriously pres, just fire him the stoolies would love it and it would help your product
tough lick for 20k a year job
@bradyanderson http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32437152.jpg
Is what you do actually considered work?
There is 0% chance that is his career you fools. Pres just posted a fake picture.
It would be more believable if Feitelchick said “Can I work from home because I’m flowing really heavy and ran out of femine napkins.”
If he used his fallopian tubes to shovel out his car he’d be at work already.
if by “snowed in” Feits means covered in boy butter, then yes – please stay the fuck home.
If he never came to work again that would be great, he sucks.
JEW YORK
I think Obama gets less scrutinized if he takes a day off.
How the fuck does he get that cabbage patch like head into a compact ?
You need to give him an ultimatum prez. And I’m not talking about snow. I could give a fuck if he works from home or the office. The quality f his blogging sucks big fat-ass rhinoceros dicks. He needs to step up his game or step into oncoming traffic. His writing is atrocious and he can’t even make up for it by doing a little research and posting NSFW shit when appropriate. He’s dragging Barstool down (and that’s difficult to do). Light a fire under his fuckin ass already
the stupidity in the comment section is rather abundant today…
feitelberg is pretty funny, very far from being the worst blogger in the empire. what about that guido who posted a picture of himself the other day? I don’t even know his name.
Even the gays are calling him a fag.
Revealing that Feitelberg lives in the South End is the most classic / obvious revelation about this dude. OF COURSE you live in the most expensive neighborhood in the city. OF COURSE your parents help pay your rent. OF COURSE! That stupid Shia Labeouf haircut makes so much sense now!!!
Dude, how do you not even ask for pics?
If you don’t fire him immediately, you are a disgrace to Jews everywhere.
Feits is officailly trolling all of us. Why else would El Pres not have fired his ass by now if this wasn’t his “shtick” for the blog?
Cuz they are both filthy jews and the tribe is strong
Haha throw – good one. Yer still one prejudiced bro but that was good
that’s a fuckin SWEET ride, bro