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Reader Email – Kid Just Forging His Mom’s Name Like A Boss
Reader Email
No this is not a joke. My daughter is a first grade teacher in Springboro. One of her students was in a little trouble so he had to take a paper home and have his parents acknowledge his behavior. Attached is what she got back.
This kid has so much forgery swag I can’t even stand it. Like it’s one thing to forge you’re mother’s signature, but to do it this poorly and still look your teacher square in the eyes and hand it in like this kid did? He can play for me anyday. Hey what’s that old expression? You miss 100% of the forgery shots you don’t take.
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changing pen color is key.
Take every line you’d ever said and put the subject of the blog in it. BOOM – instant daily blog.
bonus points to the teacher for spelling interrupted wrong.
that is fucking hilarious.. how old is this stoolie if his daughter is a first grade teacher?
think she’ll know how to spell interrupted on this better Monday?
At least he didn’t sign it “Mommy.” Gotta give him credit for that.
Im no teacher, but that looks like a spelling mistake in that run on sentence.
You know what would be hilarious? If one more asshole pointed out the spelling mistake.
^ or responds to my comment with “you mad bro”
youmadbro??
Apparently spelling and cursive are no longer requirements for both students AND teachers at this school.
Maybe the kid didn’t sign it and his mom Jen is legit retarded. Ever consider THAT?
any pictures of Miss Webb?
wildmanpete must’ve flunked spelling his entire childhood, and in turn was beaten and raped at home for his failures
These kids are doomed. This teacher is a fucking moron. At least write semi-competent sentences if you are going to teach the future. Also, how do you know what kind of fucking Monday you will have? Chances are high that this kid brought a gun to school today. Get off his back.
“it’s one thing to forge you’re mother’s signature….”
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Between you, the teacher, and the kid, I’d say
it’s the kid who’s winning in the brains contest.
smoke
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Brady as a first name = dickhead 99.9% of the time….Brady as a last name = best QB in football!
My son is in first grade. They have the exact same discipline system (the green yellow red thing). What the fuck is this all about? When i was a kid…you fucked up..you had no recess. Detention…clean up the class room and chalk boards. This fucking traffic light shit is another pussification of America. Youn think the Chinese have traffic light dsicipline? You got to the coal mine there if you fuck up…
TWENTY FIRST
this mother is retarded….good way to get ur daughter fired….idiot
She’s probably in Teach for America. Sad part is this kid will probably get Ritalin now because god forbid a 6 year old has a lot of energy and is disruptive.
Teacher’s a smoke btw
Would it be racist if they said “Chung Li was Yellow today?”
I can see why this teacher is a failure. Her parent(s) think(s) that everything she does is the “darndest”. She probably had her D-’s up on the fridge because “at least she didn’t fail”. But I am glad community college grads are still finding jobs in America educating the community college grads of the future. Sorry I shouldn’t say that about a conservative Christian from Ohio. Oh wait, she went to Morehead State. I wonder why…Seriously, someone put this woman in the red light district. If I were a child of any intellect I would prefer one of those bogus classes that give time to reflect or utilize this red lighting as such rather than be educated by someone at a sub-elementary education school level themselves. Rant complete.
I’M I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS IT’S A LITTLE STRANGE A GUY THATS MOST LIKELY 60 YEARS OLD IS READING THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR A WEBSITE? AND THEN ACTUALLY WASTING HIS TIME TO EMAIL PORTNOY SOME LAME THING LIKE THIS??
mar790 didn’t get the story, can someone explain it to him in retard lingo? cause i sure can’t.
Also, wildmanpete, are you the one who sent the e-mail? Be honest bro, it sounds like you’re upset cause people keep pointing out how retarded your daughter is for spelling interrupted incorrectly. U mad bro?
Brady was pulling the classic move when you are a little kid with a smoke for a teacher. Act out for attention
frightenedfrank…
what?
If it had said “Jamal was in the red today” then I would have believed that was a valid signature
id accept it as the teacher, this kid is prepared far beyond his years for the real world
Hey Prez, you forgot to UN-Italicize your part of the blog. So lazy. Clean it up please.
wow that mom has a really messy signature
It makes me fucking sick that my kid is being taught by dumb bitches like this. Every broad that I grew up with that is an elementary or middle school teacher is borderline retarted – just like Miss Webb here, with her spelling and grammatical errors. Get it together bitch.
Fortunately, or unfortunately (depending how you look at it) my 4 year old is an absolute boss when it comes to reading, writing, addition, and subtraction. I break my dick all week long so I can send him to private school and they recently had the audacity to tell me that he had to sit in time out because he WOULDN’T STOP DOING MATH EQUATIONS. Some shit about how it isn’t fair because the other kids are fucking dumb babies and can’t do math. The pussification continues.