Reader Email – Maybe A Little Too Casual?
Reader Email
The laugh I let out in the library upon receiving this email was light years away from socially acceptable. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
I’m trying to think how they should have sent this. What would have been appropriate? Probably something like this.
dear buick lesabre parked on olin west side parking lot please report to your car……IT’S MOTHERFUCKING ON FIRE BITCH…..FIRE!!!!!!!!


That doesn’t make sense.
I wish you were on fire.
Weak
I clicked on the random barstool throwback link and it went to the article titled: “Mike Posner New Album Is #3 On ITunes”. I laughed.
O lord Jesus it a fire………….ain’t nobody got time for that!
Light the ovens!
Have we become that socially inept that this notice really had to be sent out in the form of an e-mail?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Llokun18U
Why would anyone be in a rush to put out a LeSabre that’s on fire?
Uhm nice try Claire, but I’m pretty sire my LeSabre knows it’s on fire. Idiot.
Coolest thing to happen at Wash.U since Little John asked for a chick to throw her underwear on stage at fall WILD (campus concert) circa 05.
Can’t help but think someone did the owner of that LeSabre a favor.
Okay, the email itself is funny. The submitter sounds alright. And then El Schnoz swoops in and ruins the entire thing.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-neil-from-barstool/