Reader Email – Nicole Midwin is A Bitch
So who is Nicole Midwin you ask? Well apparently she is some pro volleyball player or something like that. And I guess she was in the Olympics. Why do I know this? Because she’s been in my asshole the last 2 days complaining about an article Jerry wrote before the Olympics saying he attributed pictures of her to the wrong person. Here is the email exchange I’ve had with her so far:
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Email #1
You put some one else photo next to my name. my name is NICOLE MIDWIN. you have some blond chick photo that comes up with my name. your company is a joke. get it right. I am a beach volleyball player.
XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN
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From: El Pres
Huh? We may be idiots but it looks right to me…
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/miscellaneous_women_various_olympic_sports/2585/
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From Nicole:
you have some blond swimmer that keeps coming up. She is thick with short blond hair. that is NOT me. You really need to fix it. I feel like suing for defamation of character. You use MY name and some blonds photo.
XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN
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From Nicole:
I have a look at the link you sent. the photo above mine is the exact photo that I am refering to. You need to not have her photo come up when people type NICOLE MIDWIN. That is NOT me. Why don’t you just take my photos down. You do NOT have my permission to publish them anyway. They belong to Playboy and I will call the company. Dont fuck with this BUNNY!
XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN
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From: El Pres
Listen stop freaking out. I have no idea what you are talking about. The pics under your name are you aren’t they? Send me a link of what you mean if I’m wrong. We’re not some small time operation. I’ll fix whatever the problem is. But I don’t even know what your freaking about. The thing I see is correct.
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From Nicole
you still didn’t fix it.
when people do a search on nicole midwin…. that blond photo comes up, and it reads barstool your COMPANY, and has my Name and her photo.
Way UNACCEPTABLE!
and now your COMPANY error has filter to Google so when people do a Google search for NICOLE MIDWIN, your company and that photo comes up under MY NAME!
FIX IT
Thanks!
XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN
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From: El Pres
Send me the link. If you’re referring to the link I sent you the link is correct. The name is above the girls. It is not screwed up. The correct pictures are corresponding to the correct people including yourself. So I have no idea what you’re complaining about.
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From Nicole
Your emails you send sound and read like a broken record. You are NOT correct. I know exactly what your pages look like and how it is read. Yes name is above the girls….however, you are NOT correct on my information. Please re read my email I sent to you. I clearly stated it.
Heading now to beach volley.
I expect it to be fix when I get back this afternoon. Just take my photos down, you obviously got it WRONG- I do NOT have blond hair, and that is NOT a pix of me, and your company comes up with MY NAME!
XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN
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From El Pres
I finally figured out what you were talking about. No help to you though. FYI – Google fucked up. Not us. Go have fun playing beach volleyball. By the time you get back you’ll wish you never contacted us or at the very least weren’t such a bitch about it.
Take it easy…
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Okay long story short here is what happened and what got this bitch’s panties all in a bunch; Our article is correct. Flawless if I do say so myself. All the pictures are correctly attributed to the right people. Google on the other hand fucked up. Basically when you go in and type Nicole Midwin in google images the picture of the blond pops up with Nicole’s name on it. Not our fault. But she was too big of a pinhead to figure this out or explain what the problem was. Bottom line is that she should be complaining to Google not us. But just like with any great blogger/educator I wanted to take this opportunity and use it as a teaching example. Sure Nicole Midwin appears hot. And my guess is that she’s a slutbag of epic proportions to pose with pictures of her pussy hanging out everywhere. But just because a chick has a hot ass and a nice set of tits doesn’t mean it’s worth it to hate fuck her brains out. Because Nicole Midwin personality is like nails on a chalkboard. Would I bang her? Maybe, but only if she didn’t have my name, number, email or any way to ever contact me again afterwards. Because trust me no slut no matter how hot the pussy is worth this type of aggravation. Although I must admit it would be fun to call her by the blonde’s name when your balls deep in her.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 05/19/09, 3:27 pm |
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It’s shit like this that keeps me coming back to this site!! Brilliant. Shame that tomorrow we’ll be inundated with American Idol pish that nobody gives a shit about.
I’mwith you on this one Nic. LETS FUCK
XOXOO
What’s with the XOXOO as a salutation to an angry letter?
Thanks EP!
XOXOXOX
bosox_nc
This bitch must be french. Hug, kiss, hug, double kiss.
Pull your head out of the sand, hunny and figure out how to google. What a ‘tard.
Best.blog.in.a.while.
Please take down this site! It says Barstool at the top, but there is a picture of a baseball on the main page. This is not correct! A baseball is not a barstool! Don’t fuck with this gunny!
I wonder if they got the sand for that photo shoot from her vagina….
she looks like she had a stroke too
When I go to google, this comes up: http://www.babesmagnet.com/index.asp?ID=1274
NSFW fo sho.
If I were her I’d try to get this one changed too -
http://www.grvnc.org/NewSite/Election2005/images/Nicole_Midwin.jpg
Big time butter face
I agree with the good doctor above. This is some of the best shit I’ve read in awhile. Thanks for posting.
what a claim to fame, beach volleyball slut
XOXOO
classic banter EP….agree with Dr. V.N, best blog in a while. We could all really fuck with her and send her emails, etc since her email address is part of the banter above. She would really love The Stool then.
“We’re not some small time operation”
To think someone would have the nerve to even question it.
This is one chick that just screams donkey punch, but that is just me, nothing personal Nicole
XOXOXO
if i were her id rather people think that blond chick was me
Judging by the grammar of her emails she’s not exactly an English major. You would think that someone writing emails about a “serious” subject like deformation of character would at least write the email like an adult. Face it toots, no one gives two shakes about the name next to the picture chances are if there looking for these pictures there using one hand to type anyways.
so you are posting the fact that you are an incompetent computer illiterate tool? great job!
very classy posting her email address. now your sheep can email her mean messages too!!!
i’d love to see her emails after she reads your blog
Nicole Midwin: Beach Volleyball player by day, guitar player for the Muppet’s Electric Mayhem band by night!
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/janice.png
Not sure who’s bright idea it was to email her, but couldn’t resist. told her I googled and and found that horrible face pic someone just posted. let her know she is horrible….viva la stool
Casey Tatum is classy because he only posts his email address on the m4m section of craigslist on a daily basis. He doesn’t like email from sheep only stallions.
casey fuck you, why bother checking this sight out? you’re such a tool
This is just great. EP is giving her the business. I would like to fill her mouth with my seed.
XOXOXOXO
*sight=site
yea hey lemme tell ya id like to stick it right in this broads stinkhole and finish in her mouth, then I would never speak to her again until 3 weeks later I call up her parents, explain to her father on the phone how I degraded the filthy swine and how he did a terrible job at raising her. Ya you betta believe it thats what id like ta do
Brilliant
XOXOXO
Only one way to decide this. Invite her to Waterworks for a beach volleyball showdown party. It would look like the end of Death Warrant with all the inmates going crazy.
Wilson would be proud Elpres.
(Does she really google search her name??? Listen axe wound, you play beach volleyball; which in my book rates just above X-C Running)
As the old addage proves, no matter how hot a chick is to some guy she is a real pain in the ass …
XOXOO
Tatum Tough Nuts, who are u the fuckin editor. in this case ladys and gentleman, there are two miserable cunts present, Nicole Midwin as well as the lovely Casey Tatum
From her MySpace page, and I quote, “I am a spoiled rotten beach volleyball player who is Playboy featured and I am having the time of my life! I like to grab media attention with clothes that also sell! Someone like me has a few elements to work with-models, lighting, music.” http://www.myspace.com/nmidwin
I would still bang her.
XOXOO
hahaha I love how she says “I’m off to beach volleyball” as if to say I won’t get your next e-mail for a while.
she got a flat ass
i’d hatefuck the shit out of her. hilarious exchange though
http://theworldisretarded.wordpress.com/
Maybe this is her gig. She’s like the Phil Helmuth of Women’s Volleyball
Heated76,
How do I become as cool as you?
Nicole Midwin walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
OHHHHhhhhh!!!!!!
For starters T-Bag you can get your welfare check cashing ass of your couch and go find a job, after you have accomplished this let me and know and we’ll start working from there
So I didnt actually read all those emails. I’m assuming you found this bitches wallet and she was all like “Thanks, maybe Ill get you some tickets to a volley ball match”
Then Prez was like “I want some money, or dunkin’ donuts gift cards, or a good blay jay for returning your wallet.”
When she refused he called her a bitch.
Someone tell Uncle Buck about this buxom tennis player named Simona Halep…..betcha she’s no bitch like this Volleyball snot.
Heated,
I actually started working at McDonalds drive thru and am on the fast track to upper management (well thats what they told me at least)
What next?
I’d violate the hell out of this dumb buttah slut.
These back and forth emails with people are the best posts on here. Fucking hilarious. And why the fuck does she think she’s anybody to go looking up. I didn’t even know about the bitch till now.
What a whore
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/hot-gallery/introducing-tennis-sensation-simona-halep/
Its amazing how they photoshopped the stick that is up her ass out of the picture.
Hey Nicole,
Newsflash bitch… You are a fucking nobody. Why are you looking at your photos on Google, you egotistical whore? Get a clue you dirty cunt.
XOXOO
Obama Loves Popeyes
Amazingly, I got it right, even doing it on the fly against deadline pressure.
She is as dumb as a pile of rocks, and her face looks like she was smashed with that pile.
Nice body though, i’d fuck her
Bitch needs to tuck her teeth in and go back to giving blow jobs for burgers under the boardwalk.
Only beach volleyball player I would nail is Misty May and her huge ass. Love that thing.
Good job leaving her email on there. I’ll get right to it.
“Only beach volleyball player I would nail is Misty May and her huge ass. Love that thing.”
I second that… amazing ass!
forward us a copy Fitz
Her middle initial is “F”, priceless
XOXOO
Thanks ItsMurda-
Don’t know how I missed that. Those things are awesome.
The blonde chick is WAY hotter…
Sent 5 min ago:
Dear Ms. Midwin:
We are writing you to let you know that we have recently seen an increased amount of traffic regarding specific search terms on our Google Images application. We are writing to solicit a response regarding taking advantage of a revenue sharing opportunity. I hope you are aware of our AdSense program which allows you to purchase specific search terms. We’d be happy to come to some sort of agreement to share the revenue each time the following terms are entered:
“MIDWIN BITCH VOLLEYBALL”
“NICOLE MIDWIN WHORE”
“MIDWIN LOOSE LIPS VAG”
“MIDWIN SANDY BITCH SLUT”
“MIDWIN VOLLEYSKANK”
“MIDWIN BEAVER PEDDLER”
As you can see, there is a wide diversity of search terms that we can leverage. Feel free to contact us at your discretion. We are happy to partner for this business opportunity.
Sincerely,
Google AdSense Team
“Barstoolsports. True Story.”
she mentions that, “your company is a joke.” maybe she means the 7-14 days shipping…I wonder if she too is still waiting for a t-shirt
Take it easy, Dallas.
LINE: —–> ————
DALLAS —-> X
Ahhh I love the Stool.
She definitely fits the old poster with a hot chick on it…..”No matter how hot she is…somebody….somewhere…..is sick and tired of putting up with her shit”.
C – U – N – T
XOXOO
Oh and Nicole, shave the fucking bush nobody wants to deal with that shit…
NSFW:
http://www.majorwager.com/forums/mw-entertainment-forum/63329-volleyball-player-nicole-midwin.html
I think her brains might reside inside those fleshy mounds of fun one would call boobies…
Ronnie Shields: Sometimes I call myself “The Booby Watcher”, and I have my own comic book. “The Adventures of The Booby Watcher”.
Jerry Thornton said: { May 19, 2009 – 04:05:41 }
Amazingly, I got it right, even doing it on the fly against deadline pressure.
GREAT WORK!!
JT = Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy Olsen = Cub reporter
No: “when your balls deep in her.”
Yes: “when you’re balls deep in her.”
XOXOO
P.S. – My new favorite Stoolie screenname, which barely tops TeamFingerblast and BC Makes Love Then Cries:
Obama Loves Popeyes said: { May 19, 2009 – 04:05:47 }
Well Pres, I actually spotted a mistake. The girl above Midwin (holding her boobs, blue background) is Rikke Horlykke (or in danish Hørlykke). Her name is written one picture above.
I know I’m the only reader who’s gonna notice, but danish girls a the best girls in the world and should always be treated with correct information.
And Barstool is not some small organisation. When it comes to half-naked girls, is HAS to be correct – or even flawless.
i don’t find this volleyball player to be all that attractive. nice boobs but something wrong with the length of her butt and i’m not a fan of the face no offense lady.
What’s her name again?
This has top 10 barstool moment written all over it. Kinda husky for a beach volleyball player if you ask me.
OMG i googled my name and something else other than me showed up! omg omg omg
so she’s gossip girl?
She thought she exposed herself when she did Playboy. And no, she’s not a BUNNY – smokeshows here blow her away, she only got in because of her 15 minutes of fame…..
Really – El Pres. exposed her for the shallow, dumb, big boned chick she is.
I think it’s time to post several God-awful pictures of random ugly women and put Nicole’s name under each one. then everyone click the photos numerous times so they get to the top of the list on nGoogle Images.
I’m shocked nobody has said a word about the best part of this whole exchange:
“Dont fuck with this BUNNY!”
I’d be shaking in my shoes. Immediately reminded me of Pulp Fiction. “I love you honey bunny!”
No doubt she eats the box. Dallasdbag, you sir, set the bar.
There once was a girl named Nicole
She thought her shit doesn’t stink like an a-hole
We saw her pics and said woot!
But now all we want in her mouth is her foot
Maybe she’ll have a good career on the pole
I can just hear the photographer during the shoot: “Ok, now pose like you just got pushed out of the car after earning fifty bucks the hard way with Hugh Grant…..perfect, now a little more cunty…..great, thats it!”
She needs a life!! What is she doing Googling herself.
This tramp wouldn’t be allowed to lick the sweat off my balls after I throw a no hitter. Kenny Mother Fucking Powers does NOT approve of this stupid broad. And honey, you got clothes like a dickhead.
wow, what a twat….
Hey Nicole, probably better focus your attention on how your going to make a living other then starting a fight with the “Perfect Blog.” obviously brains arent your strong point. As soon as this settles, you will still be a nobody just like you were.
You have once again proven the old saying: “you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cant take the trash out of the girl.”
way to put her in her place EP.
well I googled my screen name and Wade Boggs picture appeared…
Someone will pay for this!!!
XOXOO
mills
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