Okay so we finally got the much anticipated email response from Nicole Midwin.  (Click here to read the original exchange in case you missed it) And for the first time in the history of the Stool I feel like I got totally and completely dominated. Here it is. You be the judge…

 

Reader Email

It is NOW 3:29pm 5-20-09 and company Barstoolsports.com continues to use MY name displaying a blond with her legs open up. I have kindly asked you to remove the photo as I feel that it is defemation of my GOOD character, your company displaying a photo that is NOT me while using my full NAME.

Futhermore, you have passed my private email address all throughout your company without MY PERMISSION. I have several emails received today with explicit language making rude refrences to me from this inaccurate photo your company barstoolsports continues to publish via web while using MY NAME and a blond model with her inappropiate body language.

Now that you agree that that explicit photo and MY NAME come up under your comapny I again ask your company the initial starters of missusing MY name to fix it.

AGAIN:
You put some one else photo next to my name.
my name is NICOLE MIDWIN
you have some blond chick photo that comes up with my name.
your company is a joke.
get it right.

I am a beach volleyball player.

Sincerely,

XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN

What can you say to this? How can you rationalize with an insane person? The answer is that you can’t. Nicole Midwin just totally and completely dominated me. I mean I sat there like an idiot trying to craft a funny email that subtly pointed out how dumb she is and it just bounced off her like a brick wall. Not only that but she actually seems to think my response proved her case. It’s diabolical and brilliant all at once! There is absolutely nothing I can do or say that is going to convince her that I don’t own Google and that I can’t fix those images. I have truly met my match and it has come in the form of a slutty, stupid pro volleyball player. I just never saw it coming. Would somebody please get me Google on the phone so I can take care of this because I don’t know what else to do at this point. Midwin wins.

PS – I think I’m starting to fall for this chick…..