Reader Email – Nicole Midwin Wins
Okay so we finally got the much anticipated email response from Nicole Midwin. (Click here to read the original exchange in case you missed it) And for the first time in the history of the Stool I feel like I got totally and completely dominated. Here it is. You be the judge…
Reader Email
It is NOW 3:29pm 5-20-09 and company Barstoolsports.com continues to use MY name displaying a blond with her legs open up. I have kindly asked you to remove the photo as I feel that it is defemation of my GOOD character, your company displaying a photo that is NOT me while using my full NAME.
Futhermore, you have passed my private email address all throughout your company without MY PERMISSION. I have several emails received today with explicit language making rude refrences to me from this inaccurate photo your company barstoolsports continues to publish via web while using MY NAME and a blond model with her inappropiate body language.
Now that you agree that that explicit photo and MY NAME come up under your comapny I again ask your company the initial starters of missusing MY name to fix it.
AGAIN:
You put some one else photo next to my name.
my name is NICOLE MIDWIN
you have some blond chick photo that comes up with my name.
your company is a joke.
get it right.
I am a beach volleyball player.
Sincerely,
XOXOO
NICOLE F. MIDWIN
What can you say to this? How can you rationalize with an insane person? The answer is that you can’t. Nicole Midwin just totally and completely dominated me. I mean I sat there like an idiot trying to craft a funny email that subtly pointed out how dumb she is and it just bounced off her like a brick wall. Not only that but she actually seems to think my response proved her case. It’s diabolical and brilliant all at once! There is absolutely nothing I can do or say that is going to convince her that I don’t own Google and that I can’t fix those images. I have truly met my match and it has come in the form of a slutty, stupid pro volleyball player. I just never saw it coming. Would somebody please get me Google on the phone so I can take care of this because I don’t know what else to do at this point. Midwin wins.
PS – I think I’m starting to fall for this chick…..

With her fine writing skills, you should take her on as a Barstool contributor.
I like how it looks like she typed a summary at the bottom as a reminder of what to write above, but then never erased it.
You put some one else photo next to my name.
my name is NICOLE MIDWIN
you have some blond chick photo that comes up with my name.
your company is a joke.
get it right.
Can she teach me to volleyball?
wow, she should be a writer when she is done being a beach volleyball player
If it wasn’t for volleyball, is there any doubt that this chick would be in porn? She’s as dumb as a post. The XOXOXO signature with every email really brings up the insanity factor.
Tell her that there is another Nicole Midwin, and then tell her to fuck herself….. Literally….
She is right about one thing your company is a joke.
Can imagine this broad behind the wheel of a car?
She has the equivalent of the clowns who put the college and high school names and grad years in their signature, except hers is just
I am a beach volleyball player
and
XOXOXOXOXO
Its funny, cuz she really doesn’t understand that the anme is correctly placed above the photo here on the site, and she keeps writing how its next to the wrong picture, but didn’t she agree with you at somepoint that she understands the names are above all the pictures?
Insane=way to not get as fucked up in prison, and to beat EP down.
I love dumb sluts.
I am a degenerate.
I am off to degeneratize things.
sluts- god love them
her good character???? a simple google search resulted in numerous pornographic images of her and her hairy bush. she needs to clean that shit up
although she had a point with the email I guess, but i only say this because she probably didn’t look at any email story and realize you post them and people just bash the shit out of the emailer.
I foresee a new BarStool shirt in the works somewhere in all of this.
“I am a beach volleyball player!”
Sign me up for the first XL.
XOXOO
-Big Cat
“…I again ask your company the initial starters of missusing MY name to fix it.”
wha?
She has to say she’s a ‘beach volleyball player’ to convince herself that she’s not on the fast track to porn.
Yeah…the internet’s a bitch, ain’t it?
She majored in beach volleyball at the high school equivalency campus with a minor in nude photography
XOXXO
“I am a beach volleyball player.”
Which, in layman’s terms means, “My life is meaningless for the three years and 10 months between the Olympics.”
This ugly cunt so did not win. Not only does she have a horse face and ugly tits, but she just showed everybody that she is a fucking retard too.
XOXOXOXOX
PS: Showing everyone her email and email address is permitted.
I’m NICOLE MIDWIN! My career earnings are $350!
http://www.bvbinfo.com/Player.asp?ID=5348
Must be a slow beach volleyball week. Doesnt she realize that work email addresses are usually available on any companies “contact us” page of a websire. She’s got a lot of free time.
I am now fully in love with this chick. So dumb, yet I would still like to ram it down her throat to shut her up.
XOXOXO
She’s got an elevated opinion of herself. She looks like John Kerry.
How can a picture of a blond with underwear on defimate her character, when she did full beaver shots for a magazine that doesnt even show it! What a fuckin clown.
I am sorry if I missed it – can you please post her Email address, this has gotten out of control.
This girl is the epitome of a stupid bitch
Watch out PRES or Nicole F. Midwin will SEND her BOYFRIEND ChiTown’s Finest to KICK YOUR ass.
I don’t know whats funnier that shes claiming her name being attached to someone else likeness really constitutes defamation of character or that your really getting your money’s worth by defaming her character as much as possible in these posts.
BTW…I totally lost the “Guess Her Muff” game with her. Since she’s in a bikini every day, I thought FOR SURE there would be nothing there.
I think I’m going to start developing a pubic hair vaccine that is given to every woman prior to puberty. Any investors?
You*
this girl spreads her legs for pictures while calling out other women who spread their legs for pictures? i’m so lost.
Keep this email exchange up please.
If you have it in you change the name of ALL the other women TO nicole midwin and then tell her you fixed the issue and check again.
That website is funny. It goes right from her being a good high school player to her joining the pros in 2003 at age 24. Bitch is 30-years old and has won only $350. I might set up a tourney with a prize of $351 so the winner can say they are a pro volleyball player who has won more prize money than this cuntburger
“Her quest to become a world class volleyball player remains a constant personal and professional goal and is accentuated by a fresh fit and a cosmopolitan look and true professional sportsmanship.”
I didnt know horse face was a cosmo look. I am so behind the times. Plus, bitch is 30 … give the quest up Mrs. Ed.
» BeantownsFinest said: { May 21, 2009 – 11:05:57 }
Watch out PRES or Nicole F. Midwin will SEND her BOYFRIEND ChiTown’s Finest to KICK YOUR ass.
Do you think Adam Lambert would let that happen? I think not.
I’M KEITH HERNANDEZ!!!
That’s who this chick sounds like…
I dread the moment that handball player Beatrix Benyats gets wind of this and starts emailing too.
I can’t help but feel like I could’ve solved this whole thing by putting Nicole’s name UNDER her photos instead of before them. I apologize a thousand times.
$350 bucks only, i wouldn’t call that professional.
Shit, if thats the case, I’m a professional slot machine player since I won $800 bucks once.
Truth be told JT, I was confused by that too. We all know you put the names and descriptions under the pictures. Hey, I’m on the Stool’s side…but in the future…
I can picture her at the dinner table with her family, screaming ” I am a beach volleyball player”….Then her dad yells back ” I drive a dodge stratus”……Then she storms off after telling her dad that she hates him…
Is it possible that her money is made off of sponsorships. I have no idea who sponsors an idiot beach volley ball player but to use skating as an example…Rob Dyrdek has all sorts of money but rarely competes in any events (like X-Games). Just throwing it out there.
“Midwin spends much of her spare time helping children excel in academics and volleyball” Jesus, if those kids parents only new that all their kids will all eventually be failures at life.
YOU DON’T THINK IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU POST MY PICTURE WITHOUT MY NAME NEXT TO IT? I’M NICOLE MIDWIN! I’M 30!
Shit, so if I smoke voer $350 in weed, am I professional weed smoker?
Or I guess if I sell over $350 in weed, am I pro at that too?
I feel so good about myself.
I wonder if all her teammates are in on this, and one of them has an IQ over 70, andjust doesn’t say shit cuz its that funny. Im sure the rest are oblivious.
The STUPID BITCH has killer calves.
The best thing to do, just put a picture of the fattest ugliset broad instead of her pic. that should help
Can she cut the shit and just do porn already?
I guess I’m a professional gambler….
Actually, I think you should replace the picture with one of her NSFW ones.
I wonder if she gets sand in her cooze and how she gets it out? I mean, when you get sand in a sandwich at the beach, try as hard as you can, you can’t get it all out. There’s always a little grain or 10 that you thought you got, but missed. you think when a guy , or hopefully a girl, goes down on her, they get that same crunchiness?
And if she bathes and some of it stays in, well isn’t that essentially concrete?
Could she be so pissy because her cunt’s mortared shut?
” » kgisinsane said: { May 21, 2009 – 12:05:29 }
Is it possible that her money is made off of sponsorships. I have no idea who sponsors an idiot beach volley ball player but to use skating as an example…Rob Dyrdek has all sorts of money but rarely competes in any events (like X-Games). Just throwing it out there.”
People with $350 lifetime earnings and horse faces do not get endorsement deals…
From Soog’s AVP link it looks as if she only played once in 2009. If I am reading it correctly, the match was today and she FORFEITED the freaking match.
She must have been too busy drafting her response to EP and missed the match. Holy!!
Soog said: { May 21, 2009 – 11:05:20 }
I’m NICOLE MIDWIN! My career earnings are $350!
Whata ya think she got from Playboy?
$$35.00
That’s 4 figures
counting dollar signs
I’m Brian Fellows!
XOXOXXOXO
hahaha i love how she ended her email with “i am a beach volley ball player”. does that have anything to do with her email. like im sure you understand she is not a blonde and she plays volleyball…soooo im not sure what else she wants from you… i think id have to go as far as saying katie morgans got her in an iq test
your Celtic fandom is a joke
you are a mush
get it right
I am number 8.
I make baskets.
XOXOXOXOXOXO
ANTOINE WALKER
Nicole Midwin is playing chess and EP is playing checkers.
She IS a beach volleyball player!
XOXOXO
sadly I think she is just retarded.
and obviously she has no skills at vollyball becuase Google doesn’t even know who she is and it knows everything.
Ask her what Misty May’s box taste like. This bitch looks like a dike!
your all forgeting the real question witch is, does she even play good at volleyballing?
hey nicole f. midwin, when you allow your photos online, its your own fault when somebody wants to put them on their website
XOXOO
Check out her MySpace page. Have bucket ready in case you need to vomit
I’ve been reading this saga of emails from Nicole Midwin and how she is bashing EP questioning the integrity of barstool sports.
I’m not sure if I’m just stating the obvious here, but isn’t the blonde with her legs open who she is referring to Beatrix Benyats, Handball(ist?). I think she is just reading the caption wrong and does not realize that the captions corresponds with the picture below the words not above?
Checked out the MySpace – one profile in Cali, the other in Milan…both say she’s 20.
Lookes like she’s trying to work the highroller/jetset escort market based on the profiles.
Either way – she’s a fraud (and dumb as a box of rocks).
Now you know how Jesus felt… prick…
I hate to question El P and the BSS Tech Wizards, but this may not be a Google issue at all…
The old programming concept of GIGO could be at work here … Garbage-In, Garbage-Out
It’s conceivable that the way the poster wrote the blog entry could have generated some code during the publishing process that is causing the Google search to report the wrong image. With web pages, something as simple as a misplaced “>” could eff everything up.
If it’s not the writer of the post, it could be the source code of the blog service that translates the writer’s content into the displayable blog entry.
In short, there may not be any hard proof that BSS didn’t cause this problem … which would put her in the right.
i think its funny how a girl who looks as gross as this…
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=441000863&albumID=763&imageID=4059654
is going this far to deny that those are pictures of her.. i would have taken it as a compliment and left it alone.
I still think the blonde chick is hotter, she should be thanking you…