Reader Email – Now This Is How You Get Yourself Free Foam Tickets
Reader Email
Good Afternoon Pres,
Just like the rest of the students here at UMass, my three roommates and I think it’s utter bullshit that you aren’t allowed back because of some insane partying that would have happened whether you were here or not. That said, we are pretty excited that in September you’ll be close enough for us to rage at the Barstool Blackout in Worcester on Sept. 22nd. What better way to kick off our senior year then dripping wet from head to toe in foam at a barstool event? If you can think of anything superior to that, let me know. It’s evident that hundreds of hot girls flood your email asking for tickets, so we thought we’d join in with them and send you some pics that might make you consider us worthy enough for tickets to the F*ckin’ Foam Barstool Blackout extravaganza. Hope to hear from you soon!
Viva La Stool,
Steph (tix/la)
Sam (foam/viva)
Shari (f*ckin’/stool)
Lauren (please/barstool)
(the words after our names correspond what is written on us in these pictures)
Now this is how you do it. This is how you get free Foam tickets. These girls nailed it. Everyday we get girls asking for free tickets. You need to separate yourself from the pack. They did just that. Absolute no brainer to give them free tickets. Fivesome city. Is that too many girls to handle at once? Whatever I’ll give it a whirl…




4,3,2,1
6some if you include your nose
I would cream on second from right til she looked like the fucking Stay Puft Marshmallow man
Mom and dad gotta be proud and discussing how skipping vacations for 20 years to save enough to send their baby to college finally paid off with smut blog eternity for Missy. Pretty cool giving the tix with that kind of effort. Mark Sanchez calling you yet for a jailbait connection?
Average looking chicks dupe stupid Jew into giving away free tickets to event nobody will pay for.
How much does a gram of Molly sell for at these things?
no way foam makes it out of trenton without a death/shooting
Tits or GTFO.
Pres. You made it. Bill Burr reposting your articles. King
of comedy
Please god I dont want a daughter!!!! Give me a boy!!!
seniors?
hahaha those girls live in my building. Nice
“PLEASE” is nicely written. There is no chance I would have been able to write that neatly. would have looked like michael j fox wrote it
“the words after our names correspond what is written on us in these pictures”
I think we figured that out, thanks.
It pisses me off that chick didn’t dot the I with her belly button. Shit would of been perfect.
Shameonme $200 that’s hilarious