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So I was browsing on Instagram today during my morning poop session at the office and saw a few pictures of Paulina Gretzky…. Long story short I commented on the photo “But Her Face” (everything looks good But Her Face… classic ButterFace) and then I just got home from work and she commented on the only picture I have of myself on Instagram. And it was a picture I have with my mother and I.

Boom, she roasted me!

Bear Down Bitches!!

Paulina Gretzky just went up like 9,000 points in my book. I mean this is just funny. Like I know exactly where she is coming from too. Celebrities like her and I go through this all the time. Everybody always tearing us apart on twitter and facebook and shit. Hey Paulina nice face. Hey Pres nice nose. Like you wouldn’t cut off your big toe to fuck us..Child please. So occasionally you’re having a bad day and it just gets to you and you have to fire back. I love it. Just shows she’s human and likes to fuck.