Reader Email – Philly Celebrates Osama’s Death
Reader Email
Hey,
So i’m in Philly for the Phills game on Friday night and after the game we decided to go out out to a bar. As we were walking in, this Grandma starts pushing my boy Tom and then spits water at me. Afterward, we see her walk to the middle of the dance floor and start grinding up on this black guy with no arms. So, my only question is: Does Grinding with an 80 year old Grandma, get this guy who has no arms laid?
Bryan
This is exactly what I expect to happen when you go out in Philly. Exactly. Old bags just spitting at you and grinding on armless black dudes like their life depended on it. People laugh when I say Philly is like Escape from LA in real life, but it really is. Just miscreants and misfits all stuck in one city trying to survive.
Typical Philadelphia. The city of Grandmotherly-No-Armed-Brotherly Love.
^boom.
how u gonna talk shit when u dont have any black people in your whole city besides the celtics
all you had was Will Smith and even he left for Bel-Air
haha dailladelph thinks he just insulted Boston. how cute
Straight NUBBIN it on this old hag and shes totally diggin it.
would that still be considered a wristwatch?
im gonna say bicep watch
The classic “I’m a wacky old lady who likes to get tipsy and do a bit of dancin’…” bit is fun I guess – but the whole “And now for my next trick, watch me suck this armless black dude’s cock on the dancefloor” routine just seems like she’s forcing the issue a bit. If this were my Grandma you can bet that she’d “accidentally” fall down the stairs within a week after this performance. The worst part about this whole debacle is that there is no doubt in my mind that this isn’t the last we’ve seen of them. BARBARIC!