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Are we really going to pretend this didn’t happen?

http://www.askmen.com/specials/2013_top_99/90-jenna-marbles.html

Andy

 

So everybody is asking me to chime in on what I think about Jenna Marbles being on this ASK MEN most desirable list. I was trying my best to ignore it because contrary to popular belief I don’t love ranting about how much I hate her. It makes me look petty and shallow, but it is what it is.  Well I literally just got this email asking whether I was really going to pretend it didn’t happen.  Fine.  Fuck it.  People want to know what I think?  Well I fucking puked when I saw it.  There you happy?  I don’t care that Ask Men is probably run by all chicks or band club geeks and has no pulse on what real dudes think. I don’t care they had Michelle Obama at #33 and all the other idiot things they do.  I don’t care that they are fake just like Jenna.  I still puked my face off.

Because in case you haven’t noticed nothing gets under my skin faster than when I read something from her or her agent telling a cute little story how she was totally unknown and just making videos on her own until she finally got noticed. It’s the biggest lie in the history of lies. That’s what she was doing BEFORE I hired her. There was a direct correlation between nobody seeing her videos during her tanning salon days and everybody seeing her videos when she was hired full time at one of the largest blogs in the country. That’s why she made lists like this Ask Men one back in 2010 when she still worked at Barstool.  She was already on her way because of us.  Bottom line is If she’d just stop lying about this I’d probably stop talking about her despite all the other things she did to fuck me over. And yeah part of the reason I DESPISE Jenna so much is because I actually really liked her, treated her like a sister and was protective of her while she was here only to get stabbed in the cock. So no I don’t find Jenna desirable.  I think she’s one of the biggest frauds on the planet.  I don’t even know if I’d give her the privilege of shooting my load in her hair. I don’t think she deserves the right to clean it out. That’s how I felt about seeing her on Ask Men’s most desirable list.

PS – For all the people who think I hate Jenna because of how successful she is and I didn’t cash in on her you’re nuts.   Jenna was never going to remain at Barstool long term.  She was always going to outgrow us because she makes all her money through youtube.   I can’t sell Jenna ads.   I can barely sell Barstool ads.  She had to eventually go the route she went.   I even read the contract before she signed with her agent and said she should do it.  It’s the fact she’s such an ungrateful twat and a fraud that drives me nuts.    Bottomline is anybody remotely familiar with how it all went down at the end including everybody who works at Barstool is surprised I haven’t tried to kill her yet.  The worst part is I can’t get her out of my face because she’s everywhere and people know it bothers me so everybody constantly sends me shit knowing it gets me riled up.  It’s a viscous cycle really.

And just to clarify to all the ugly girls who love Jenna.  She hates you.  I do too, but at least I’m honest about it.