Reader Email – Rate How Big Of A Hardo I Am
So one of the really weird things about Barstool Sports is we don’t have a sales force. We don’t try to sell or trick advertisers to advertise with us. I won’t suck an ad agencies guy’s dick and make them feel like they are the smartest person in the world or give them free tickets to shit so they spend money with us. I spent the first 5 years of my adult life doing that and basically had to quit my job and started my own company so nobody could ever tell me I had to kiss agency ass again. Now having said that occasionally we still run into situations like these.
Long story short our DJ for the blackout tour knew a guy or something in an ad agency who was supposedly dying to advertise with us. We ignored him the first 5 times Dante told us to contact him because I’ve always felt like if somebody is serious they don’t need a referral to talk to us. Send us an email or call us like everybody else. But after ignoring Dante the first 5 times he finally pestered us into reaching out. Below is how the exchange went down. Essentially they accidentally sent an internal email to us is that made it appear like they felt they were doing us a favor by letting us dedicate our entire website to advertising their product for 5K. Naturally I couldn’t resist sending a wise ass response. After all being able to write tough guy responses like this is 95% of the reason I started my own company. Nobody can fire me for being a hardo.
Email Exchange
On Aug 13, 2012, at 6:28 PM, “Paul Gulczynski” <paul@barstoolsports.com> wrote:
Hey Josh,
Paul from Barstool Sports here. Dante shot me an email saying that you were looking to get in touch with us regarding advertising on one of our websites. Do you have time to jump on the phone to tomorrow to discuss?
Thanks,
Paul Gulczynski
Barstool Sports
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From: Josh
Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2012 22:47:24 +0000
To: Paul Gulczynski <paul@barstoolsports.com>
Subject: Re: Barstool Sports
Hey Paul – tomorrow at 12 work?
Thanks for reaching out.
Sent from my iPhone
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From: Paul Gulczynski <paul@barstoolsports.com>
Date: Monday, August 20, 2012 1:55 PM
To: Josh
Subject: Re: Barstool Sports
Hi Josh,
Please find attached proposal.
If you want to cut out the banners like we discussed on the phone you could knock some off.
Let me know if you have any questions.
Thanks,
Paul Gulczynski
Barstool Sports
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INTERNAL EMAIL THAT WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE
From: Josh
To: Bob
Subject: FW: Barstool Sports
I know we can chop this down A LOT. They shot high but do not get many offers like this.
Most brands are scared to work with them..
Josh
Vice President
Head Of Digital
Engine Shop
twitter.com/engineshop
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From: Bob
Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 15:06:02 +0000
To: Paul Gulczynski <paul@barstoolsports.com>
Subject: FW: Barstool Sports
Paul,
I need to get this revised and get a test done with you guys if you are open to it. No way we can shell out 45K on a whim. Small brand, have to take small steps. Want to test for 1 month (not just Boston – All markets) and have about $5000…..
Your success will be measured on how many people use the build your own billboard generator. It’s also a great look for you guys and target right for your audience. We’re almost done, but here’s a test for you to see…
What can I get done?
Are you free for a call today?
Bob
Engine Shop
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From: David Portnoy <portnoy@barstoolsports.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2012 17:55:32 -0400
To: ALL (Engine Shop Agency)
Subject: RE: Barstool Sports
Hey Bob,
You can pass this along to Josh. Truthfully you couldn’t get me to take a leak for 5K nevermind blog about this on our entire network. Seriously I should invoice you 5K just for the time I spent writing this email. If you want to do something come up to 40K. If not don’t waste our time. I appreciate the opportunity of you letting us have a “good look” by advertising your client though. I’ll keep that in my hat for the future.
Thanks
Dave


hardo? more like idiot
you just lost 45k future deal
Seriously, can I just suck your cock? I need your hardo dick in my mouth.
PS- I have herpes and AIDS
wow youre such a hardo!!!!!
no clue what this is but glad I don’t have to do this for work. I wouldn’t 5 minutes, forget about 5 years.
you probably should use that 5k to hire a competent celtics blogger, because you are a retard
Bichette?
what a dkhead portnoy,, there a small company trying to get cheap advertising,, and you know what,, they just did.
$40k? That’s your hardass line in the sand? Peanuts, no wonder you can’t afford a mobile app you cheap fuck. Hire a real sales team and you maybe you won’t have to subject your whole company to attending high school foam parties.
Buy a Blogad!
Ad Agencies are the most self important d’bags in the industry (PR agencies running a strong second)
Maybe ask Bob (probable intern/junior) what he’s being paid (fuckall)
Talk about a let down, your email exchanges
Are the best blogs. This was an f— way to hit em were it hurts Dave’s porksteak
good to see jewelkraft didnt shy away
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I don’t get these guys at all. Do they do zero research into the sites that they are going to market their clients on? I’m not a digital advertising guy, but isn’t everything driven by unique views and clicks? That alone should tell them that Portnoy is gonna piss all over their $5k offer.
take that 5K and figure out a way to get everyone into your blackout parties without girls getting trampled you clown
Here’s joshua pelz of Engine Shop, and what a glorious faggot he is: http://www.facebook.com/joshpelz
I live for these types of blogs from Prez. Fucking drooling for another blog with hopefully a full thread of exchanges. Come on Bob/Josh….fire back!!! YOUR MOVE!
… or get a nose job
They didn’t have enough Jew gold for Pres’ greedy little clutches. If you rearrange the words in MOGUL you get GOLUM, my precious!!
Wow, can you come down and run my company for me. No really, I need the help from your cutting edge “get right to the point” leadership. I’m seeing Forbes coming your way soon. PS: Dave you’re a retard.
I thought you Jews always put money before pride, no?
^ After Bobtheplumber showed me this guy, I take it back, that douche doesn’t have .45 cents. Sorry dude you’re not a retard.
check out the hamstrings on pink. what a hot slut.
Well, the guy did make a little sense in that brands wouldn’t want to be aligned with the content on this site.
anndddddd here’s bob http://www.facebook.com/robert.parr.564
I am fucking awesome at finding people on the internet
I love how this guy just scored free advertising from you, Portnoy. Ah, the brilliant minds at Barstool.
green shorts. come here
Take Engine Shop people out to lunch and then call them “weird birds” afterwards.
Internal email sent to the vendor, having your company ridiculed on the internet
You may want to polish up that resume Josh
portnoy, on the banner shot, do your chins continue on the reverse of that big head?
i guess you guys are stuck living on Steak’ums. Real smooth you dickhead
I like it when Pageviews makes grown men cry.
The only thing even remotely interesting about this story is the ass on the girl in the green shorts. Please find her, and feature that thing on GTA.
Only one thing to do, fire the DJ.
Well see what Hardo you are in 3 years when everyone has moved on from your blog and your searching for a job and Starbucks is the only place that will hire you.
you are a Dick
Green shorts girl has an A+ ass. Delicious.
F-’em. Your ad space is totally sold out to that company selling “Blogads” – a Boston-based company selling some sort of oral chastity belt.
I am willing to bet that pink and green up top did not make it out of Worcester alive.
The guy actually seemed to be pretty nice and explained he didn’t have he budget you Jew dickfuck.
not interesting. D-. we know you’re a dickhead. you don’t need to blog about it. no one cares about this sh*t. stick to smut and rehashing sh*t on chive.
Mongloid on the top comment and also those who made him the top comment…you do realize engine shop is the ad agency? Maybe they got themselves a tiny bit of exposure but they got shit for their client. With that said, Portnoy’s sophomoric antics will eventually catch up to him.
Dave, I love the fact that you refuse to use commas because you have no clue when to use them. Most people would be embarrassed by that. Pfffft… Idiots!
terrible blog, this wasnt really an exchange email that was remotely funny, i know its your day off, but come on bro, onto the next one, try harder next time you fucking idiot
PS feits days are the worst, i dont even read the blogs on that day
Buy advertising! The First Lady needs new shoes!
No way you turned down 5K, that represents your payroll for about an entire quarter.
I know Bubbles I was waiting for someone to point that out. And as for the blog while not sensational that last email is an orgasm for anyone that works ad sales and deals with one of these agency pricks.
this shit was a dick fest
Could have spent the $5k hiring a programmer to make the back button your smoke browser do what it’s supposed to do. This website is so poorly put together it’s shocking.
Portnose is like the mythical Unicorn of Jews. He has zero business sense. Seems he wants to remain poor but notorious.
i’d love to see that proposal for $45k to advertise on this shitwork
Green shorts can bust my nuts with that ass clap.
That being said, 10 being biggest hardo, 1 being a pussy, I’d have to go with a perfect combo of both, 5.
Yeah this is why you’re just a blogger dude. Oh congrats on getting on D&C in their desperate attempt to relate to about 500 17-21 year old kids. That worked out well.
paul is a piece of shit
You sound like a typical middle-aged Jew. Pointless blog.