Reader Email – Rate How Ugly, Depressed And Insecure You Think This Girl Is
Reader Email
From: cara
To: tips
Sent: Monday, March 15, 2010 10:05 PM
Subject: Re: SEXIEST GIRL ON ANY COLLEGE CAMPUS!
Dear “El Pres,”
The sexiest girl on any college campus is not one that is going to be on your blog. For weeks now I’ve sat by my guy friends computer as they pour over the ”smokeshows” you post up on your site. Sure each one is attractive, in the way that you would never talk to her after one night in the sack… These girls that intentionally send themselves in or have one of their friends send them in are attention seeking desperate insecure tramps that feel the need to take brothel inspired pictures of themselves in order to feel pretty. A real beautiful and confident girl would never want her beauty exposed on a site where someone would “potato sack” to her face. That’s not classy, or cute. It’s bad enough you have pornographic images for our boyfriends to “wake up to” every morning but also you have a campus guide to each college slut on facebook and how to find her. You are part of the reason why men at college are so immature and have unrealistic expectations that their girlfriends look fake, plastic, orange, and slutty. Do yourself a favor and earn some respect from the female readers of the stool by adding cute naturally pretty girls that actually have brains and beauty without their breasts hanging out in every picture or a birds eye view up their postage stamp sized skirts. PS I’m actually really curious about what the “first lady” thinks of your adding young girls on facebook, sifting through their slutty pictures, and rating each one’s individual “hottness” while posting inappropriate comments about them thereafter. Furthermore, I’m also curious what the tramps parents who view it think (I know parents who have seen their daughters photos and are disgusted with you). What are you 35? Get a life. When you have your own daughter (if you ever grow up) I think you’d rather not have her ‘total package’ plastered on the internet for the world to see. Think about it. I hope this will make you reevaluate your outlook on the female race and help you become less of a male chauvinistic pig.
Thanks.
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On Mon, Mar 15, 2010 at 10:15 PM,
tips wrote:
Girls don’t generally nominate themselves. Guys do. Most girls think it’s a compliment to be called pretty. Just like I would take it as a compliment if a girl secretly nominated me to be featured on a chick website because I’m hot. Also we get permission from all the girls. We only post pictures they have uploaded themselves and they are comfortable with.
Sorry you’re insecure about being ugly. That’s a shitty way to go through life. Oh and I’m not having girls by the way. I’ve already decided that. I’m not that fucked up.
Dave
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From: cara
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Sent: Monday, March 15, 2010 10:23 PM
Subject: SEXIEST GIRL ON ANY COLLEGE CAMPUS!
Ha, I am perfectly comfortable in my skin and far from ugly, though I don’t need to facebook you for you to know that. I just don’t go flaunting my looks and throwing it in the world’s face. And I’m really glad you neglected to address half the points I made including the ones about you looking like a scumbag in front of your wife and a creep in front of underage girls. Because lets face it, you know very well no “hot” girl would pose in your pictures or give you the time of day if it weren’t for the slutty publicity they’ll get via your blog. Lets be real.
Sorry you’re disillusion and using this site as a way to postpone growing out of your college partying shallow lifestyle. 
And i’ll end our conversation at that
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On Mon, Mar 15, 2010 at 10:35 PM,
tips wrote:
But you’re not. Because only a psycho, jealous ugly girl would send these emails. I wish I was joking but I’m being dead serious. You’re gross and you hate me for it. Listen, it’s not my fault god made you ugly. I’m sure there are some dudes out there who will love you for just you. Just lower your expectations and stop hating on pretty girls.
Take Care,
Dave
PS – First Lady doesn’t know what I do. You think I’m crazy? I don’t want her knowing I’m a smut peddler.
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I’m not sure any email chain has ever summed up ugly chicks more than this. Like what is this girl so upset about? That we post pictures of pretty girls with their permission and say they are pretty? How can that possibly make her mad? What does she care? I mean isn’t being called attractive a compliment? We even shut down comments so people can’t say derogatory shit. So how can this possibly be offensive to anybody? This is just a typical fat grenade who hates life and hates her friends because she’s gross and they’re not. That’s all there is to it. Anyway time to rate how gross you think Cara is.
Vote 1 for she’s actually not that bad which makes it worse because she wants to be hot but she’s just isn’t and she keeps getting denied for smokeshow and 10 for grossest bitch on the planet.
(835 votes, average: 8.96 out of 10)
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“Sorry you’re insecure about being ugly. That’s a shitty way to go through life. ”
haha i think EP is more pissed she called him 35 than anything else, great email though
Cara, Cara, Cara…
Tsk. Tsk.
Clearly she hasn’t been paying attention to her “boyfriend’s” activity on the stool and what happens when people email in their opinions…and MOST importantly she completely misused “potato sack”. She needs to do her fucking homework.
she can’t be the first girl to write an email like this to you, is it?
From those emails I’d say she’s more of a grenade launcher.
And lets see some pics.
haha @ “female race”. what year at Harvard is this chick?
I bet she’s marginally attractive, I don’t think she’s a total grenade. I love how she’s possibly more sexist than EP because she thinks any hot chick who wants her hotness plastered all over the Stool is a complete moron who cant drive and can only cook, clean, and bang
She is ugly and stupid enough to write:
“a birds eye view up their postage stamp sized skirts”
She musta seen that one of her hot friends became a smokeshow and her bf was got a hard on for her instead…hey god doesn’t create fat bitches, fat bitches make themselves. This broad needs to shut her cocksucka up.
…you know because birds eye views are generally from above
Hey Cara… Go back to your Women’s Studies homework…
I think Snooki sent this email
I got no problem with what she’s trying to say….
Just think that she should avoid the site and people that don’t have a problem with the site, instead of being smug and morally superior.
It’s everyone right to be a superficial and idiotic, just fucking avoid them.
Who does this gargling bucket of jiz thinks she is to opine on behalf of all hot chicks. Consider the ratio of girls who agree to have their pics posted vs not have their pics posted should tell the story.
I’m going out on a limb and saying that Cara is the overweight frumpy looking bitch that was talking about getting raped by her dog
blackdude – great recap of what i just read. asshole.
LOL….. I thought this post was going to be about rating how ugly, depressed, and insecure the fat chick wearing the coat in the hallway was. 10?
Shomekshows get laid and guys buy them drinks
Cara eats fast food for money on the internet on her quest to be the fattest bitch in the world
Oh god I hate bitches who are like this. Listen honey, if you think you’re hot send in a pic of yourself and we’ll be the judge. Otherwise. shut the fuck up and start jogging, you slob.
If you don’t like something don’t watch or fucking read it, if I can get through the pres’s ultra gay Idol blogs than this bitch can ignore the stool.
Think of the poor douchebag who someday will be her husband. The shit he will go through will be unbelievable.
She obviously has self-esteem issues and has problems accepting responsibility. It’s easier for her to lash out at Dave on her keyboard than get her fat ass into the gym to do what is necessary to look hot. It’s a story as old as time.
even if this broad is hot…which she isnt…she needs to get a fucking clue…
its by the common man for the common man
not by the common man for the fat jealous bitchy bitch
This email chain made me laugh so hard that I ALMOST fell off my throne of intellectual, physical, and moral superiority and landed among the lesser group of guys who don’t read the stool and chicks like cara who despise smokeshows…..almost.
I’m guessing Vassar.
Is this girl a moron? Did she really think that 1. this email exchange wouldn’t be posted and 2. that Dave would take anything from this email or even care. Girl your dumb as bricks for trying. Even if you are a smokeshow unless you were to send pictures your going to come off as the ugly insecure idiot. That being said she does have somewhat of a point. Some of the chicks that are smokeshows Ive known personally and are attention seeking smutbags. Well that and Pres does still wish he is a college creep instead of an old as fuck creep but hey Pres who am I to tell you how to get your jollies. Via La Stool.
is this chick for fucking real?? theres a reason hot girls hate you. cause u suck. u really have to take the fucking time to write an email about 1 website you dont like. dont fucking look at it, dont read it. go eat ur feelings or something.
I really just don’t understand what she was trying to accomplish here. Did she think anything aside from being the target of ridicule would happen? I guess it’s great she has her opinions but if you don’t want to see it, don’t look.
As for the email’s contents themselves, I would have to reply to her with, if you don’t like your boyfriend looking at it, well, that is your insecurity and an issue with your relationship, perhaps you shouldn’t be with him if your opinions and his are so different. Either way, the term “get a life” tends to come to mind…
I’m betting mildly cute but annoying to the point of undateable…
I’m saying Wellesley. Not clever enough to be sent from a Harvard chic, but angry enough to be from Wellesley.
I guarantee she read her rant 6 or 7 times out loud believing it to be her own “Profiles in Courage” with a bunch of other dumpy chics listening and telling how great she is…
They disgust me.
#57) psycho jealous ugly bitches
(I know parents who have seen their daughters photos and are disgusted with you)
First off Cara, nice grammar > *daughters’
Second, Definitely average at best, not smokeshow material by any stretch of the imagination
Third, She is probably 35, No way she knows parents of smokeshows and not the smokeshows themselves and is still in college.
Fourth, Get off your high horse, and drop the “holier than thou” attitude, then either get hot or shut your whore mouth
Bravo Mark Price. Bravo.
She’s an R.A. at Vasser
OHHHHH GOOOOD FOORRR YOUUUUUU do you want me to come over there and rip your fucking lights down?? Well then why don’t you think for one fucking second…
Cara I have an Idea, 1: Don’t visit the website if you don’t like what you see; 2: I saw this thing on new york barstool where you can actually remove fat from your body and put that fat back in your breasts to make them bigger…..and maybe if you looked better, then your “guy friends” wouldn’t wake up each day to check the smokeshows!
Bravo EP, Bravo. this broad “Cara” starts off her email with….
“For weeks now I’ve sat by my guy friends computer as they pour over the ‘’smokeshows” you post up on your site. Sure each one is attractive, in the way that you would never talk to her after one night in the sack…”…..so I will comment
1. Cara, “your guy friends” have turned you on to this, not EP, EP is doing an amazing service to your “guy friends.”
2. Who cares if you dont talk to a girl after having sex when you are 22. Thats what happens, its called a one night stand…something I am SURE you are not familiar with (or sex at all)
3. They are not just “attractive” they are all heat, hot, on fire…hence EP’s phrase of “Smokeshow.”
4. And finally, if you hate it so much, stay off The Stool. I am sure there are about 6,872,453 other sites you can visit with much more graphic images of tramps, sluts, whores and hookers.
Keep it up Pres, Viva la Stool.
Oh and Cara, next time you are with all of you guy friends, ask them why they like The Stool and Smokes so much. We are all guys, we love hot ass. Recognize!
Cara needs to get raped by a dog.
“A real beautiful and confident girl would never want her beauty exposed on a site where someone would “potato sack” to her face.”
what the fuck does that even mean? does she think potato sack means beat off? jesus.
cara you are awesome! at sucking at life!
I bet this Hippo is a Land Mine, vs. a granade. You don’t even notice her pathetic self until you get near, and BOOM!!! Your left leg, and right nut are missing.
@ Clyde Frog, I thought your comment was going to go with more of a sexist attack, (“intellectual, physical, and moral superiority”) But good stuff none-the-less.
waiting on the “guy friend” (or friends of the guy friend) to rat her out and give a last name or college so we can facebook the shit out of her. DO IT
Hey Cara,
When you take a break from cutting yourself and purging into your toilet bowl, do us all a favor and find another fat, ugly, insecure beast you can relate to, fall happily in love, and move to Wisconsin.
Your friend,
BBH
I would 100% hit it!!!
This site isn’t half as offense towards woman as most of the “reality” tv shows, or those housewife shows.
This girl obviously doesn’t understand what a potato sack girl is. I think she thinks “potato sack” is to like teabag a girl or something. Way off base.
offensive*
Is there a male equivalent of this type of condition or is it solely a trait of women?
That’s Sam Kinison.
I was waiting the whole email for her to drop the c-pig. Definately Marian court college. All that talk of male friends is bogus, this chicks as straight as Johnny weir and Adam lambert 69ing on the back of a Vespasian in ptown
Cara, oh Cara Cara Cara
You are the voice of reason
The calm in this machismo storm
Doing God’s work
Cleansing the souls of wretched folk
Washing the stains of lust and desire from our eyes
Thank you
You have shown me the light
You have shown me the way
You have given me the wisdom and strength to stand up and shout
Viva la Stool!
Now shut the fuck up and fix me a turkey-pot-pie.
Gizzlefo – the male equivalent is the kid who played sports up until high school where he actually had to try out, got cut, and now spends all his time criticizing how the “jocks” play the game
…..But not as annoying, cuz there’s nothing more annoying than a chick like this one
Doesn’t she know that potato sack girls are exactly who she is describing she wants to see on here? There’s like one of them every week. Also, she must be unaware of the fact that comments aren’t allowed on smokeshow posts….Also, go cry to Penthouse or Hustler or something….There are literally 1000x more offensive things on the net and at least BSS is funny. Why did she write all that? type her email address into facebook. you can search that way too.
To paraphrase what Cara is really saying:
“You need to pick more wholesome girls to be Smokeshows, and I am a wholesome girl, so maybe you could pick me? Cuz I’m just sick of watching my boyfriend drool over the girls on your website right in front of me, but I’m fat and they aren’t, and I’d rather not blame myself for being lazy, so I’m going to blame you for liking them.”
there is a 100% chance this chick is brutally ugly and fat. why would any girl who is “far from ugly” write this. i guess the beasts have to voice their opinions too
“When you go into battle you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you one of your buddies takes it first.”
The male equivalent to this chick is BostonBruinsHockey a dude who hate his job and life so he goes on to BBS to rip on every post to make himself feel better. BBH is cara really your hippo of a wife? Do you live in Wisconsin? Your trying to tell us all something aren’t you.
She thought she would teach us a lesson
but she forgot with who she was messin’!
her butt is quite frumpy, and her face is just dumpy, and
she smells like a delicatessen!
BARBARIC!
“PS – First Lady doesn’t know what I do. You think I’m crazy? I don’t want her knowing I’m a smut peddler.”
How does she not know what EP does for a living????
No smut, just dumps posts on the Internet to pander for FaceBook friends so he can get a knobber. I’m sure the First Lady was cool with that one….
ten bucks says this chick will be teaching “Man Hating 101″ at Lesley in ten years
Hey Gigitty, you’re an idiot.
“I know parents who have seen their daughters photos and are disgusted with you”
Do there parents go to the Stool to look at these “slutty” pictures or do they…..I don’t know….Go to there facebook page that they came off of. Last I checked EP wasn’t snappin shots in his aprtment, if he was I would have been online for that internship
nothing worse than an ugly, jealous, fat girl… i hope her boyfriend dumps her fat ass over this
Cara, don’t worry babe, I’ll give you a ride. I’m recently single and currently have no standards (limited time offer).
Whats Gross?: Sliding down a razorblade into a pool of alcohol.
Whats Grosser than Gross?: Cara’s cottage cheese thighs and her troll face
who are you kidding, boston smokeshows havent even been that hot for awhile now. ep new york smokeshows are raping yours. haha so i dont know what that girl is talking about, has to be the ACTUAL hot ones form ny. step your game up pres, this shit is weak
Cara, you say truly beautiful girls have confidence. Truly confident girls don’t call girls they’ve never met slutty or trampy based on a picture. You are ugly, your attitude sucks and you can go fuck yourself you dumb cunt.
if this chick would like to gawk at 6′s instead of 10′s she should try college humor…
http://www.collegehumor.com/cutecollegegirl/SarahL
keep finding actual hot chicks pres! fuck you cara!
collegehumor sucks. They’ll have an occasional smokeshow but it’s nothing compared to the smokeshow goldmine that is barstool.
She 100% has a disco muff
You make 5 figures with this site dude, she’s just jealous.
Perks-a-beast, you are way too soft for this site
^ agreed
i feel bad for her boyfriend.
Ishot my mouth off and he showed me what that hole was for – Chrissie Hynde
Cara is giving my gender a terrible name!!! Cara is clearly a miserable person who is just angry she hasn’t been nominated! My friends and I L-O-V-E the stool and think it’s a riot. I don’t know any hot girls who WOULDN’T agree to have their pictures posted if someone else nominated them as a smokeshow. And yes I’m quite sure some are sluts, but am also pretty sure others are not. And clearly the first lady is a cool shit who gets a kick out of what you do!
I know I’m posting a few weeks after this came out but I hope you see it Pres. What kind of hypocrite is she? She does all her complaining about inappropriate this and that, then goes on and says does exactly what she bitches about getting on you. It must suck for her, to go through life not having any fun. I can’t get through the day without checking this website. Did she really think she’d change your mind man? HA…dumb bitch. Stool for life.