Reader Email – Rate How Crazy These 16 Voicemails My Ex Girlfriend Left Me Are
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Here’s a video of my absolutely insane ex leaving a series of 14 voice messages all within an hour period. The first one isn’t so interesting but I assure you the rest are well worth waiting for.
Justin
Guess what bro? You lost. Like yes this chick is batshit crazy. You know what else I know? That you have a small dick. I mean she kept fucking saying it over and over and over again. There has to be truth to it right? So if I were Justin I would have burned these voicemails instead of sending them to me. Like congrats you proved to the world your ex girlfriend is nuts and oh by the way everybody knows you have a tiny penis now. You tell me who won.
1) there’s obviously interaction between the voicemails
2) who gives a fuck
This is just incredibly lame….step it up people.
…and Justin, you’re a fucking deadbeat…give the bitch her money.
Was funnier yesterday on the O & A show.
it almost sounds fake….or shes the trashiest bitch i hope i never meet. shes probably bitching about $14. and she sounds like a girl named Julia I know lol
Huh……going out on a limb but i’m thinking id fuck the crazy right out of that girl (not face down)
jeez, I wonder why he would ever break up with such a nice lady?
So in summary, Justin…
- Lives in his mother’s house
- Has a really small dick
- Is probably gay
- Has his ex’s stuff that he won’t give back
- Owes his ex money
- Is too chicken to talk to her to get it settled so he makes others talk to her for him
- Dated an ugly, fat, psycho in the first place
Sounds like a real winner
Whoa, talk about the 5 stages of grief. She blew through all of them in one hour.
Even Pres stuffing his face with watermelon was more captivating than this bullshit
“And like and like and like call me back or like text me… like I need cash but like….” God made young women irritating just to keep older guys married.
Zzzzzz give her the money and be done with it, small weenie.
the “small penis” comment is the oldest move out there.
0% chance those were all within an hour of each other. 100% chance this dude is broke, has a small cock, and dates beastly (physically & emotionally) women
That’s what crazy ex-girlfriends say no matter how big your dick is they will go right to that. It’s the easiest and harshest move they can make.
bitches be crazy yo
i mean in total retalitory, she said the typical “small penis line” but girls are so insecure you can say any shit u want to them and theyll cry..
love how she contradicts herself “yea just call me in the next couple of days so we can talk and settle things.. get the fuck away from me i never wanna see your face near me again blah blah blah bitches r nuts”
is this the chick on the voicemail?
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20110524-NEWS-105240368
it was in the description box on the youtube page
problem is this: he probably does have an undersized dick. See, i get told my D is huge, and once a girl admits you have a nice D, you can’t go back on it, so this dude prob has a like a standard pack of a 5 incher, which is why this broad can even call him out on the small dick shit. P.S. 5 inches is small.
If this guy is such a broke loser with a small cock, why did this chick date him for any period of time? And why does she keep calling him?
k1ddo has a baby dick
can 100% guarantee this bitch was like “omg ur dick is huge” while u were dating and is now like “fuck u u have a tiny dick”….fucking skanks
Lol buuurn the small dick comment is retarded. My ex was bitching at me at a party and was like “by the way, grow a dick”, so I whipped that shit out. FUCK YEAH shut that bitch up. Funny because she couldn’t do shit when I said her clam reeked (even though it didn’t). Ah highschool…. worst Christmas ever…What were we talking about?
kiddo, you’re a fucking clown, with a tiny shween…loser
Adding that to the spank bank.
Awwwww the old you have a small dick insult, that one honestly never pisses me off. There’s just some things in life you can’t control, but guess what I still busted my nut. And ya if your wondering I do blame my dad for it
Feitelberg the small dick thing is a product of crazy chicks who have nothing else to lean on in the middle of an argument or a crazy episode. I’ve gotten a string of crazy fuckin voicemails from an ex before and she did the same thing. Its just the only thing they can say to try and hurt our feelings. Truth.
I like her voice, she’s got a dirty mouth. I’d fuck her.
This guy is a complete deadbeat. Pay the bitch you fucking loser, it’s not like your mom is charging you rent.
Well at least she took the breakup well….. But Why were they sharing a bank account if he lives in his moms basement?
“I hope you fucking like…. End your life. I actually thought you were something cool for a while but you’re not. She’s an idiot, ra-tard, asshole…. Cunt. I don’t even know how I’m living right now, I’m an anarchist bitch. You don’t think I’m attractive and whatnot?” There are some gems in here. But at the end of the day, Justin has a small dick is all I’ll remember.
Haha I always forget that some people don’t go to college
Owes money and a small dick? Kinda narrows it down that Justin is a fellow Irish brother. Hey bro!
i actually kinda like how this chick rolls. give me my money or i take a bat to you and your vehicle. sounds reasonable enough to me. if it wasn’t spaced out between 14 voicemails and was just one long message i’d think nothing of it.
ps – baddestdoodinrevere is a fucking TIGHT handle. why hasn’t jack chop ever gotten the barstool treatment, or was i absent that day?
Is this chick mila kunis?
Am i the only one who thinks this chick got exactly what she deserved? I mean, you let some dbag fuck you face down because he thinks you’re ugly and then you expect to get your money back/treated with some semblance of respect when you breakup? Pleeeease…
wow. Anyone listenm to the end? I think the calm, sad voice freaked me out the most. This has to be a chick from Mass right? I feel like I recognize that brand of crazy
is this girls name haley witsell?
I kinda wanna bang this chick. Damn he seems like a douchebag. Um, bro, you owe her money.
Like hell I’m listening to 8 minutes of fingernails on a chalk board. I maxed out at a minute 12.
Statistically there has to be as many big vaginas as there are small penises
Sounds like a typical hoodrat from Quincy or Weymouth.
Message #11 was my personal favorite.
ya this is the chick
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20110524-NEWS-105240368
if she talks that much all the time there is no way she’ll get around to sucking dick
Justin dude you suck at life man,shes crazy but…either shes right about everything or shes just a wicked crazy drunk and youre egging her on and shit through these voicemails. shes pretty insistent upon the fact your dick is small…im gonna go with it is..hahaha sorry BRO!
Justin totally thought people were gonna be on his side ha idiot
anyone else hear her say “i dont wanna kill anyone else”