Reader Email – Shawn Kemp Still Knows How To Party

is he from brockton?

Dude in pic 2 looks like “Jimmy” from HR Puffinstuff.

he is the efin man, wish he was from Brockton! My hero

I think he is from the ’50’s with that damn zoot suit on.

Mahhh, Fucking guy looks like a newspaper editor, see.

Somebody should have asked him “It’s 10 o’clock, do you know where your 12 kids are?”

fucking bars with stupid names like Amber

i wonder if anyone offered him a beer, I bet ShawnKemp40 would have asked him for his hand in marriage

I knew I shouldnt have taken those carbombs with these punks. PS, I totally smashed that chick later that night.

He looks like he has been on a bender for days and he wreaks of stale cognac and paternity suites.

That’s awesome

Smashed her like an alley oop from the Glove

To quote Tommy Heinsohn….”Shawn Kemp ate himself out of the league”

Ahh Gary Payton to Shawn Kemp….. those were the days.

Fuck Oklahoma and David Stern

Int he first pic he looks like he is growing an arm like the dude in District 9….

my favorite player when i was younger so sorry if i sound like a douche but it is The Reign Man not the Rain Man. does he look like Dustin Hoffman?

The Rain Man probably tossed that little blonde whore around in bed like it was still 1993 and the Sonics were in championship contention.

“Dude in pic 2 looks like “Jimmy” from HR Puffinstuff.”

I was thinking the dude at the beginning of Super Troopers who eats the shrooms and licks the police cruiser divider

See that’s what the stool is all about, you just offer your encounters with celebrities and star athletes, you don’t hold them as ransom for a job….

I’ve partied with Kemp in Seattle at a dive bar called Leny’s. Not the greatest family man but a genuine good guy. Most guys in his shoes would tell these kids to piss off…instead he makes friends and parties with them. He’ll tell you the things that you want to know about the NBA:

1. Everyone hates Isaiah Thomas
2. Laimbeer not as bad a guy as everyone thinks (I still hate him anyway). According to Shawn, that Pistons team was all Isaiah’s…Laimbeer did what he was told or he’d be shipped out (ie) “break his nose” came from the team captain and chimpanzee lookalike.
3. Larry Bird was a man among boys. He told Kemp (who also grew up near French Lick) that he’d drop 50 on him his rookie season. He was exactly at 50 at the end of a game vs Seattle and had a clear layup that he dished to McHale and winked on his way backpeddling to play D.