Reader Email – Should I Hire This Intern From Roger Williams Who Isn’t Interested in This Interning Bullshit…
Reader Email -
El Pres,
I see a bunch of kids from my school at RWU talking about having interviews with u and shit and the truth is ur interviewing a bunch of pussbags. Im gunna keep this short and sweet and just say that I have money, (thanks to my pops bein a CEO) and I love reading ur shit every day. If you would ever be interested in me helping you expand ur empire all the way to the west coast I’d be down. I’ve lived in LA, SF, Florida, CT, Belgium, and Singapore and got mad connects every where. And yes the Singapore pussy is ridiculous. But seriously if you ever wanna try to go west coast lemme know. I’m not looking for any internship bullshit, just interesting in making some money with you. Let me know if your interested.
What do people think? Should I hire this dude? It’s not so much that his pops is a CEO that impressed me, but rather his Singapore contacts. You can’t pay for that type of shit. Oh and the fact he’s lived in Connecticut doesn’t hurt either. Like that’s precisely the type of shit I need to take the Stool to the next level. Yeah fuck this intern bullshit and let’s make some fucking international bank!
PS – Shouldn’t the fact that you have money make interning easier since you don’t need money. Nevermind. Viva La Singapore!
Vote 1 for this kid sucks balls and 10 for I should have hired him yesterday
(1,422 votes, average: 3.11 out of 10)
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he writes mad gangsta – keep that connecticut street cred up.
vanilla face.
Sounds like the Euro trash douches that hang out in the Boston clubs. All the want to do is be international businessmen, but mostly just order bottle service at Saint and try and fuck BU chicks while talking about all their ventures.
Roger Williams makes NEC look like Oxford. He’s rich so he’ll be unmotivated, and he’s obviously dumb as a bag of rocks. A cynic would say that makes him tailor made for BSS, I say hire at your own risk.
100% chance this kid is 12 and lies about life.
This kid is gayer than a bag of dicks.
get him in for an interview & go from there. despite his douchebagness way of writing, he might have something good he can contribute. never know.
The stool voice he put on is on point.
put him on the radio show. he and blackdude will sound surprisingly alike.
Why the fuck would you go to Roger Williams if you lived in all of those places? This kid is the man.
Why is Singapore pussy ridiculous? Does it stretch like silly putty? Can it queef out some show tunes? Can it cook me breakfast? I need to know.
He is interesting in making money…
You can’t go wrong when asking for job using ur instead of your.
His dad shoulda spent some of that money on buying his kid a damn tutor. This guy’s a SPED.
Invite him to come in for an interview and kick this rich douche right in the balls when he walks through the door. Then show him the door.
lemme get this straight, your parents a re rich and you;ve lived in some pretty cool places, but you decide to go to RWU of all places…..Go fuck yourself
I would suggest replacing this guy with ELIO, i bet he is more entertaining, its kind of funny how ELIO doesnt pay attention and is placing bets online, on second thought, pretty much makes ELIO the fucking man
Pres please just have this kid come in to redicule him more. Kid is a complete tool but have him to in and put him in his place. Who drops my dad is a CEO?
was this kid in that special group of guys from last year? damn, what was that post….?
remember the re re who wanted to start a power group of 5 guys around the country who just make money and ‘bounce awesome ideas’ off each other?
Evidently, in Singapore, “pussy” means “cock.”
Fuck this asshole.
prez this kid is bullshit… fuck singapore and belgium and whatever other pussy country this kid has lived in. We dont need euro trash douchebags on the stool and i think i speak for everyone when i say KEEP THE STOOL IN AMERICA!
Don’t ever trust a little fuck head who never had to work for anything, those types pack up and leave the second shit aint going their way, trust me.
What the fuck is in Belgium? Only reason to move there is to hope to meet some German people as they march through on their way to France.
Casey is hot. But her video sucks.
Here are the problems I see:
1 – If this kid is still suckling from his CEO daddy why does he want to make bank with you?
2 – Singapore? Do they even have sports in singapore?…or stools for that matter. I thought they just stood around all day or spent there time trying to find a way to the good old U.S of A.
3 – His spelling was worse than yours’ Prez…that’s a total fuckin’ dealbreaker.
4 – He’s clearly trying to suck your cock. Buttering you up with all this “empire” talk. Listen, I’m a huge fan of the Stool, but it’s 2 blogs…let’s not get too crazy with the empire talk just yet.
5 – Rich kids don’t work hard. This kid has never tasted desperate…and that’s what it fuckin’ takes to beat the streets and write a kickass blog about sports and smut. This jabroni never played sports and couldn’t land a barskank if he tried….
Jog on Richie Rich you cockgobbler
QED
“just say that I have money” tell him to prove it, then interview him.
First off he said he has “mad connects.” so that’s your first red flag. Second, if he was so good at business he wouldn’t be going to Roger Williams. Third, his dad is good at business, not him and he has no idea what real work is like, he only knows how to live off daddy which he clearly stated.
My business proposal to you pres and this is free…hire campus representatives for schools of your choice by offering them some incentive and they can spread barstool gospel. When I was at Suffolk there were some kids that did this for the local clubs and some did it for online textbook companies and it seemed to be pretty effective.
I used to work at Roger Williams.
School is a bunch of teds, just like this kid.
re-tard
You should post his email address
Tell him that “your” not interested.
Anyone who makes that mistake goes straight to retard jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Tomcaron, you’re talking about the dream team. Funny shit, look it up for a good laugh.
As far as this kid, anyone who talks about how much money their dad has is a fucking pussy.
Can we have a section where we vote for top douchebags of the year? He would be up there, top 3
Singapore pussy is great because all you have to do is pay for it, which I’m sure this kid did. Seeing it is a business hub in SE Asia all the best Asian hookers get sent there.
Orchard Gardens if you ever get the chance – nickname – 4 floors of whores.
Ha Ha
” I’m not looking for any internship bullshit, just interesting in making some money with you.”
Shoot for the stars kid! How are you at peddling tee shirts on street corners?
Welcome to Kramerica Industries.
You can blog about ping pong balls being shot out of the singaporean women’s pussies
“I’ve lived in LA, SF, Florida, CT, Belgium, and Singapore and got mad connects.”
And what the fuck does that have to do with killing it in the blog world?
Singapore, by the way……..has the 5th to 8th highest per capita income in the world, depending on what list you look at.
Yes….that’s higher than the US.
Who woulda thunk.
Just have him come in so you can take his picture. Then let us comment on who he looks like.
0% chance he has money. What rich kid talks like that? He must be from the fake NY part of Connecticut.
DO NOT LET HIM INTERN! This dude sounds like a snake waiting to make his big move. He’s the type of guy that try’s to act like he’s interested in learning and then all of a sudden Barstool Sports is gone cus this scumbag did some slick shit. All he’s interested in is saying how he was the mighty one who ended barstool and no more EP. Hire average blue collar interns that won’t screw you over hot smokeshows that are DTF. That is all.
He must be having his “mad connects” vote for him b/c there is absolutely no way anybody truly likes this kid
R u gonna lettum kno? Fucking kids.
I would hope that his dad would be able to buy his kid’s way into a better school than Roger Williams if he really gave a shit…
EP, kick his sorry ass to the curb. Stoolies can smell a turd from a mile away, and this is a hot steamy one.
You want a good hire? – rifle through stack, post the top 30. The answer will come to you. Sure, we’re gonna be crude as hell, but it’s about weeding out losers (Rog) and major wack jobs…..then you’re left with some candidates.
Your safe alternative is pick the gay guy the First Lady wants you to hire…..
BTW, SoCo still gets my vote.
It’s been said, but if this kid’s dad is a CEO and he’s at Roger Williams, then it speaks volumes about his smarts. If your dad is a CEO, you should at least get into a NESCAC school.
I fucked a chick who had a son like this last month. Wiped my dick on his bath towel afterward. Hope you liked it, you stroke
Go Matty!
This kid lives in a willow or maple single and might be on the lax team, has no friends, tells everyone that his dad is getting him a sick car but not till next semester.
Sounds like you need to hire this kid’s dad as your intern. He can be an older, refined man-servant who rubs the first lady’s feet, gets your coffee, and spends his millions spreading the stool across continents.
it’s easy. Have him produce some Singapore Smokeshows and she what the SilverSpoon kid has. Good bet = nada…
what a fucking douchebag
bet a million dollars that was J.C. Cornell for the sheer fact that he is loaded and has lived in all of these places and dresses “gangster”, i feel like he was dropped out like 5 times and re-entered a new semester–idiot, rich boy that flies in private jets everywhere.