Reader Email – The Guy From Variety Magazine Who Said He Enjoyed Magic Mike Wants To Make It Very Clear He’s Straight
So the other day I wrote a blog basically saying if you were a dude and wanted to see Magic Mike than you were clearly a gayball. Well the guy from Variety Magazine who had tweeted that he loved it emailed me to tell me I was juvenile and wanted to make it crystal clear he was ASSIGNED to see the movie so that exempts him from being gay. Here is the exchange.
From: Sneider, Jeff
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 4:00 PM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: magic mike
Hey Barstool, all my high school buddies sent me the link to your Magic Mike story today. They think it’s hilarious someone besides them called me gay in a public forum, and I’m inclined to agree, since I’ve been reading you guys for years. Glad I could finally make it up there, though you should really give the movie a shot. Olivia Munn shows off her boobies and there’s no male nudity aside from one shot of the dude from True Blood using a penis pump. You’ve seen more penis in Any Given Sunday, trust me. I’m a straight male who brought a gorgeous blonde last night and we both enjoyed it. Your post was kind of juvenile but whatever. I get it. Just thought you could be a little bit more sensitive, especially since I’m willing to bet you $100 bucks that one of your Top 5 favorite actors is gay. Happy to grab a drink next time I’m back home in Boston so we can dish dirt on all the gay celeb Lakers fans. Feel free to use me as a resource, just know that if you have an agenda regarding a movie, I’d appreciate it if you could leave me out of it. Thanks!
Best,
Jeff
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From: tips@barstoolsports.com [mailto:tips@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 1:30 PM
To: Sneider, Jeff (RBI-US)
Subject: RE: magic mike
I don’t have an agenda. I think you’re gay if you see it. Nothing wrong with that. Gays are great people.
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From: Sneider, Jeff
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 4:32 PM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: RE: magic mike
Got it. So you think that seeing Magic Mike makes you gay? How old are you? For the record, I was ASSIGNED to cover the movie, so I was there in an official professional capacity, but I know plenty of straight guys who plan to see the movie. Nothing I can say will get you to change your mind though… go Sox!
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From: tips@barstoolsports.com [mailto:tips@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 1:37 PM
To: Sneider, Jeff (RBI-US)
Subject: RE: magic mike
Honestly I think you’re gay by how vigorously you are defending the fact that you didn’t see it by choice. And if you weren’t gay going in then you sound gay now. Again nothing wrong with it. I’m not judging. Just that you probably caught the gay a little bit that’s all. No straight guys are going to see it. Fact.
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From: Sneider, Jeff
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 4:37 PM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: RE: magic mike
Caught the gay a little bit. Yes, how mature of you. If I give you the names of 5 straight guys who see it on opening weekend, will you do a follow-up article?
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From: tips@barstoolsports.com [mailto:tips@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 1:59 PM
To: Sneider, Jeff (RBI-US)
Subject: RE: magic mike
How would I know those guys weren’t gay or didn’t turn gay mid movie?
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From: Sneider, Jeff
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 5:06 PM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: RE: magic mike
thanks for the enlightening exchange. Always nice to swap emails with a local hero. Take care, friend. Might wanna delete these emails in case they infect you with “the gay.”
By the way, one of the Red Sox heroes you root for is gay, yet you’re still watching him win ballgames…
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From: tips@barstoolsports.com [mailto:tips@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 2:11 PM
To: Sneider, Jeff (RBI-US)
Subject: RE: magic mike
I have no problem with gays. I don’t care if the whole Red Sox team is gay. As long as they don’t prance around doing a strip tease giving it to me. You should come out of the closet. It would probably be like a huge weight off your back. It’s 2012. Nobody gives a shit.
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From: Sneider, Jeff
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 5:24 PM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: RE: magic mike
Thanks for the advice. Will keep that in mind.
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From: tips@barstoolsports.com [mailto:tips@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Monday, June 25, 2012 2:44 PM
To: Sneider, Jeff (RBI-US)
Subject: RE: magic mike
PS – It’s killing me. Who is the gay Red Sox player? Ellsbury? Is it him? That fancy looking motherfucker?
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UPDATE - So when I wrote this I didn’t realize this guy also was tweeting about us…
Haha. Chill out bro. Like I said nobody fucking cares whether you’re gay, straight or what. All I’m saying is that it’s a little weird that a straight guy would be this obsessed with Magic Mike that’s all.
ahh the old IM NOT GAY!!! gay guy, gotta love it
you did just catch the gay a little bit by emailing him….oh crap!…now I caught it by typing this!…damn!
If you’re job is to see the movie, then you’re not necessarily gay, unless you happen to be. But if it’s not your job, then it’s a gay movie to see if you’re straight. So I disagree with you, but also agree with you.
This whole thing is moot. I’m pretty sure Variety wouldn’t hire a straight movie critic.
he is 100% gay, i dont mind gay people, i like elpres , going to see if this guy will follow me on twitter
maybe its kelly shoppach? he’s got a gay name at least.
“yet you are still watching him win ballgames” makes me think he’s talking about a pitcher. so I would guess Beckett. he’s kind of got a puffy faced gay boy look. but since this guy is gay i wouldn’t put it past him to refer to watching baseball in such an awkward way like that.
dude i just rolled my mouse around the pic and you called it SNEAKYGAYDUDE< hahahahahhahahha touche elnose
Dude’s got the gheys for sure. Doubront is gay? Isn’t he the only Red Sox pitcher winning games these days?
Gay Sox guy has to be Lackey. 12-12 with a 6.41 ERA…..Every time he took the mound the Sox got collectively got fucked in the ass.
I think this guy blew Darren Rovell
“Happy to grab a drink next time I’m back home in Boston so we can dish dirt on all the gay celeb Lakers fans.” — Only a seriously gay gay dude would write that, and I think he may have been coming onto you.
Only thing I got out of this is that there’s a gay Sox player and he won’t tell us who it is. Can’t be Buchholz. His wife is a smoke.
Pres, it’s a little strange that a straight dude is obsessed with Lambert, Bieber, the Bachelor, Etc.
Coming from the dude who thought we traded Rondo for Tyreke Evans…pfffft…not to mention is most recent tweet about “#wetstitches”.
hire this guy http://marctlewis.com/
“I’ve been reading you guys for years.”
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Liar. Gay liar.
You mean his plan of emailing you and setting the record straight on his sexuality completely backfired?? I for one am shocked and appalled!
How can we ignore the fact that Pres started a website that caters to the young adult male crowd and then pays or rips off those same young dudes to hang out with him all day under the guise of internships? Definitely gay
this guy sucks cock for sure. wouldn’t mind a second opinion from gaystoolie though
This clown is definitely living in the closet. Claims that he’s been reading barstool for years and doesn’t seem to be bothered at all by what he’s seen here in the past but the second you start calling him gay he gets all defensive and starts tossing out words like ignorant and hatred. Typical gayball move.
This shit’s gay.
Fuckin guy!! Fuck bein gay and coming out aboutit.
This dude is straight PUSSY. That’s the kinda dude who talks shit n when you see him he try’s to give you some awkward handshake n your like back up bra n smack him big Willie style. “this guy”
how is this guy such an expert on all the secret gay baseball players, gay hoops fans and gay top 5 movie stars? are you gonna blog about your date with him?
Cue all the ghey activist being up your asshole. But don’t worry pres – we all know you will like it.
It’s pretty gay to like the show Revenge.
Called em boobies and was able to immediately reference another movie that features miles of dick. This guy makes Richard Simmons look like Rambo
Daniel Bard is definitely the gay. He grew the beard so his partner would get a tingle when he ate his ass
Liking a movie where a penis pump is involved is not gay at all. Nope. Not one bit.
Sorry pres, you come off as a douche in that exchange…but what else is new. The braindead stoolies follow, undeterred.
Crabjuice ftw
gaystoolie used to be happystoolie before he hung out with Jeffy
Boobies ,,,,,,,seriously ?
If you watch just the clip where olivia munn shows her tits are you gay?
My money is on A-Gon.
The only thing I got out of this that Olivia Munn Shows her tits. Oh and yeah that guy is for sure gay
Hey weve got bush. The penis pump was integral to austin Powers and Van Wilder
It’s not your fault, bro. The movie didn’t make you gay. You were destined to be gay the minute your parents named you Jeff and you only made it worse when you started using words like “dish.”
Oh…and when you started liking cock. That probably did it too.
His twitter handle is the InSneider ?
That kind of sounds like an innuendo for liking to take it in the ass.
i knew he was gay once he called olives munns tits “boobies”
I don’t understand why this dude is so defensive.
He was ASS Is Now GEtting Dicked, ASSINGED!
@crabjuice – gold with the richard simmons looking like rambo line
the movie did not make this guy gay…sucking all those cocks did.
i love how he thinks “go sox” will help get him off. actually probably does get him off thinking about their gay player.
I think I’d have to go with Cody Ross
why does everyone in Hollywood claim to know who ALL of the gays are? gay
Yeah this was pretty solid.
I feel like the last four or five sentences were him trying to joke around in a gay way, but this right here, “Just thought you could be a little bit more sensitive,” seemed like he was being serious. No straight man would use that sentence.
Did Pres do it again or did Pres do it again. He just outed gay stoolie. What’s scary about this dude is he wants to out everybody in the fucking world except himself. This fellow needs to relax.
I can’t wait for magic mike to open this weekend! My wife gave me a hall pass this weekend so I’m taking my boyfriend to Provincetown to see it. We’re going to get a couple of packages of those rainbow oreos, a case of Zima & some corn dogs.
IT’S RAINING MEN BABY, IT’S RAINING MEN!
Guaranteed this faggot’s boyfriend plays for the Sox
in his defense that was about the most juvenile email exchange you’ve ever posted.
God hates gays. it’s in the bible.
Just thought you could be a little bit more sensitive, especially since I’m willing to bet you $100 bucks that one of your Top 5 favorite actors is gay
Well this is a stupid bet for me to take since all my favorite actors are gay porn stars.
All I want to know now is – Who is the gay Sox player, and when does this guy get fired for being so fucking stupid as to get in an email battle with BSS?
Maybe funniest thing I’ve seen on here: “How would I know those guys weren’t gay or didn’t turn gay mid movie?” Hysterical. PS: Jeff Sneider likes shaft on his tongue.
Only a gay would have insider gay knowledge. This guy is a fraud…..who has anal stitches that got wet.
If gaystoolie says the movie is even too gay for him..then this dude definitely plays the skin flute
His location on Twitter is “Narnia”. Confirmed case of the gays.
SNEIDY TOO MIGHTY!
I bet the “gorgeous” blonde’s name is Ross.
So can we get to the bottom of this sox player? Haha
Great googly boogly – please baby Jesus tell me this is not the “gorgeous blonde” he is referring to!
I would rather fuck a rusty cheese grater.
https://twitter.com/#!/TheInSneider/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FdTmL20Kb
this link works
http://bit.ly/QlkGge
hahaha, Kay, seconded.
I think we should figure out if Olivia Munn is actually topless in this movie. If so I’ll wear a gay pride shirt to the movie on opening night.
could easily be middlebrooks…that soul patch he rocks just screams homosexual
https://twitter.com/#!/TheInSneider/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FJboJy33h
hes a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg
@crosbysbrain FTW…”Dreamy Game of Thrones Calendar”. Defense rests
If by gorgeous he meant gross, then, yes, that must be her.
And I love people bashing Portnoy for being a douche, immature, or classless. Ahm, that’s the point, idiots. It’s frat humor. And it’s funny.
A writer for Variety is gay? Shocker! Who gives a shit. I voted YES on gay marriage. If two dudes want to spend their lives together bitching over who left dirty dishes in the sink, and share health insurance benefits, etc… fucking let them.
I’ll be the first thing out of that chick’s mouth was “………my preciouuuussss……”
“Still, I like Ryan b/c he’s funny (comedy), handsome (romance) & jacked (action). Not many actors can do ALL three.”
A recent tweet of his on Ryan Reynolds. LOOK at his twitter pic. Dude oozes dick loving. Also, you know who knows closeted gays? Gay people. This dude is so clearly gay.
he def has not been reading this site for 2 years,, if he was he would get el pres and how he writes and wouldnt be worried about what he said concerning the movie. All that said this writer has zero since of sarcasm and is def 100% a gayball
Jeffy must be reading these comments too.
Hey Liberace – I have some InSneid information for you. You do not like vaginas.
You know how I know you’re gay? YOU SAW MAGIC MIKE!!!
@tornopen, the story was about Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve…. Even the jews can agree on this one.
this kid went to my high school and I was always thought he was a little gay… or if I had to pick people that were questionable he would’ve been on the list
How very ungay of you to immediately look for your new boyfriend on Twitter.
Someone needs to tell this guy he was gay the minute he took the job as a fucking movie critic. everyone knows every movie critic is gay, again, not that there is anything wrong with being gay – it’s just better to come to terms with it. He saw Magic Mike because he is gay, and he is a movie critic, and because he was assigned to do it.
P.S. Act like for a second that when he was “ASSIGNED” to do this movie he didnt do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8t25ePTlg
I’ll give you hot ass and funny fight videos, but only a gay would think barstool knows jack shit about sports
Considering u fucking frequently post about how u get “pre-cummy” over the biebs and Adam lambert u shouldn’t be calling any 1 else gay ever u fucking kike. I would pay great money 2 throw u in an oven.
Ps he gave u compliment by saying u should stick 2 blogging about sports even tho u only blog about fucking dogs and how ur going bald. FUCKING KIKE
mccish13 = Jeff Sneider
No tr1d3nt u fucking degenerate I’m just a guy who hates hypocritical kikes and just kikes in general u lil bitch
mccish13 = Jeff Sneider’s boyfriend
Ur so kewl mccish i bet ur friendz think ur hilarious
Where the fuck is Gaystoolie?
Adrian Gonzales is the registered homosexual. FACT. My brother-in-law works for the Sox and knows more inside info than the one-eyed bandit. Normally I would not divulge this kind of personal information, but until he starts earning those massive paychecks, he’s fair game. Another fact: He also has a great head of hair.
Tr1d3nt go eat portnoys dick u bitch. And thanks hidden laxatives I am fucking hilarious
The best part is when he asks Pres how old he is. He knows how old he is haha.. he talks about it all the time. he’s 40. or 50 i dunno. HES OLD
Mccish13 frequently beats his meat thinking about Prezidens hooded penis. Gotta be the reason for all your hatred, fag fag fag fag fag fag
Hey goddy go back 2 fucking your sister in West Virginia u inbred fuck
mccish13 you sound like you got a lot of misplaced anger. you mad about something? did the tickle monster tickle you in bad places you when you were little? you can attack me personally if want but it will not solve your real problems.
I like how he says he reads the site. Sure ya do gaybo.
Why is Jeff Snyder trying to talk all hip? He’s trying to relate to you Pres! WHy didnt he just do what any smart person would have done? Pull the Jew card! Like “Hey man, we’re the same tribe bro. Maybe cut me some slack for being super jewey and gay?”
And what man calls tits “boobies”? Definitely a gayball if ive ever seen one.
And 2 reiterate what I said earlier goddy I hate fucking kikes. That’s where my hatred comes from is that fact that this kike has let this website go 2 shit with all his blogs about fucking dogs and fucking faggot pop singers like Justin bieber. Thats when i get fucking pissed when he calls another guy a fag but yet has a fucking blog that spends more time blogging about shit that the “common man” doesn’t give a shit about.
Why would I bother going to see Magic Mike just to see Olivia Munn’s tits when she already texted them for the whole world to see. Now I can see them anytime without having to watch a fag flick
Mccish, i did bang out my step sister tho. The inbreds are usually in southern WV, we are pretty civilized round here. But again, i def boned my step sister. Wasnt really my fault. Shes bangin and we were 13 when our parents got married. Was a pretty awesome situation actually. But you do rip it out thinkin about dave’s hooded tickle monster, right?
jeff: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=527665262429&set=a.516762830989.2035122.810321&type=3
Goddy u and the rest of your inbred state are a bunch of twisted fucks.
Haha, i hafto agree with you on that one Mccish.
FUCK WV, goddy77 what do u do for work bro? like delivery newspapers and shit
How has no one beat the shit out of Dave yet??
Whitedude, part owner of a restaurant that im an executive chef of. Beats sitting in a cube all. Plus id be bangin your ma out seconds after i cheffed her up.
you people are a bunch of faggots
Jeff Sneider is a gayball, theres nothing wrong with fuckin ur step sister if she isnt ur stepsister til the age of 13, right?
PRES, there is literally nothing better then when you publish your email back and forths with morons (aka the engagement guy from boston.com) KEEP IT UP
you’re all fags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvJdXfErPbs
He said you should stick to what you know, then he said that was sports. Definitely not a stoolie. You’re a fucking retard on sports Prez.
Fuck all of you faggots talking shit on goddy. Bro does what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. He cooks me baller ass steak meals and the I go out and fight. That is what the fuck is up. That’s how we run shit.
nice to know some hollywood hardo queer bag has it out for you prez. hey maybe he is just sexually frustrated after seeing the gay movie magic mike and just wants you secretly. better watch out or this movie critic loser might try and ask you to go a rainbow pole ride….
WHO IS THE GAY SOX PLAYER!!?? It’s gotta be Bucholz, that fucking weirdo. Probably why he’s always throwing out his back and shit. He definitely takes too, no way he gives.
the first thing this fag Sneider does when he wakes up in the morning is gargle with baby batter
This is some quality trolling right here
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Hahahaha, that guy thinks you know sports! That’s the funniest thing in this exchange!