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195 Responses to Reader Email – This Chick Hates KO Barstool, Wants To Fuck Feitlberg And Write For Us….What Do The Stoolies Think?

1. 
   by TheCheat on January 31, 2012 at 11:16 am

   A couple of things:
   Bonarjam is from 40 year old virgin
   Chicks always ruin being funny with this shit:
   “
   and frankly these rugmunching fuckers pissed me off which isn’t too hard since I’m Irish and feisty as fuck”
   
   
   trying to hard to be funny
   
   I think she will fizzle out, but give her a shot.
   WOMAN LEARN SUBTLETY its what makes things funny, to in your face is for assholes like Jenna Marbles.
2. 
   by stro on January 31, 2012 at 11:16 am

   She could be a barstool girl, but she is not funny. Hot as shit, but not funny.  Remember chicks can not be funny.  That is a fact.
3. 
   by Paddy on January 31, 2012 at 11:18 am

   If you two fucked, that baby would have a fuckin giant schnoz.
4. 
   by koberapes on January 31, 2012 at 4:18 pm

   Why can’t I meet women like this? Oh yeah, cause I’m old…I keep forgetting. On the other hand, you’d have to do a lot more than just shake your ass in front of me…stop playing with children honey! Oh and as everyone knows or should know, handle the Irish with extreme caution as they are all certified insane (and I mean that as a compliment!)
5. 
   by wildmanpete on January 31, 2012 at 11:19 am

   Jenna 2.0
6. 
   by LocalJackass on January 31, 2012 at 11:19 am

   i’m calling bullshit troll on this one.  Fake email is fake, and you’ll find dick on the other side of the monitor it was typed on.  I bet Feitelberg wrote it.
   Absolute smoke pics though.
7. 
   by gapper20 on January 31, 2012 at 11:20 am

   What a joke of a post this is..What is it a slow news day that you write a fake latter and post a hot girls picture to go with it…This girl is way to hot to work for a bunch of 2 beer queers…
8. 
   by TheCheat on January 31, 2012 at 11:20 am

   Kind of like Poochie-
   totally extreme and in your face
    
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHOMIL_6x7k&feature=related
9. 
   by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:20 am

   I know this will draw some hate from the Prezzyboo’s BFFs, but uh, is it me or is this girl not attractive save for the profile pic and maybe a couple bikini shots? I’d probably be OK with letting her do me, but cumming just from her shaking her ass? No way that story is real. Also, chicks who hate KOB are likeable. Chicks who kiss Prezzybear’s ass like this are pathetic. She is walking on thin ice there. But agian, kind of ugly in the facial region, right?
10. 
    by ODoyle Rules on January 31, 2012 at 11:20 am

    what dude blows it just looking at a chic?    fake story
11. 
    by achart on January 31, 2012 at 11:21 am

    I know it’s exciting when someone basically offers to get you off in exchange for a job… but you might want to see if they can actually write first. I’m pretty sure this must’ve been the way Manzo got hired right?
12. 
    by whiteknuckler on January 31, 2012 at 11:21 am

    absolutely not. if i can’t get through a 3 paragraph email, there’s no way i’m reading her blogs. but hey i wonder if she’s “one of the guys” and, like, totally cool. she really should have mentioned that in there.
    get smoked and gtfo.
13. 
    by wondahbred on January 31, 2012 at 11:22 am

    she is obviously trying way too hard. you can smell the desperation dripping off that email.
    agreed with Parrot Children theory
14. 
    by big cat on January 31, 2012 at 11:23 am

    It’s “Ludicrous” as in absurd, not “Ludacris” a mediocre rapper/actor.  I’m already sick of the new Jenna.  Next!
15. 
    by City of Legends on January 31, 2012 at 11:23 am

    She’s a spy… don’t let her infiltrate!
16. 
    by heisthejuan on January 31, 2012 at 11:24 am

    wildmanpete beat me to it. Chances EP falls for hot chick who is not very funny that just uses him as a launching pad to something bigger? 90%.
     
     
17. 
    by ....... on January 31, 2012 at 11:24 am

    talk about making your father proud…. im sure that story about his daughter making a dude cum with out touching him being made public on one of bostons most well read websites will be posted on his office wall if he hasn’t killed himself already
     
    that being said i have no problem with anything this fine young lady does. carry on sweetheart
18. 
    by owenwilsonsnose on January 31, 2012 at 11:24 am

    Being an NU student–would I hit it? Absolutely.
    Top 1% of the hottest at NU? Not even close.
    I can’t be the only one that thinks this.
19. 
    by mccish13 on January 31, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I think I’m in love
20. 
    by pedroiasstepladder on January 31, 2012 at 11:26 am

    i fucking hate chicks like that… shes hot but shes one of those girls who thinks she can hang with the guys because she can name a couple boston athletes or watches family guy.  underneth all the bullshit is an insecure pychotic pain in the ass and for the love of god pres dont hire this cum dumpster
21. 
    by kevem on January 31, 2012 at 11:26 am

    bring her on as a guest blogger.  ”Ask the hot chick” segments. and make it mandatory that she do a lingerie shoot for the site
22. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 11:26 am

    th104, generally you are the king of wordy douchebags but, I completely agree with your last statement.  I feel like I should punch myself in the nuts for saying that.
23. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:28 am

    Stro, I am not all bad. Just because you love Davey and I hate him, does not mean we can’t agree on ugly broads thinking they’re hot. But ouch, man.
24. 
    by dropkickfluties on January 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

    she is a hockey slut and looks like marchand..no thanks.
25. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Her twitter pic is proof that a little airbrushing goes a long way.
26. 
    by whiteknuckler on January 31, 2012 at 11:29 am

    @pedroiasstepladder.. nailed it.
27. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Has nothing to do with prezzy hate could give a fuck less. Calling me a community college jackass generally does the trick. Also, you literally comment like you proof read. Killing me bro, make a spelling mistake or something.
28. 
    by steve14 on January 31, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Her e-mail in men’s eyes: blah,blah, blah, I have a vagina, blah, blah, I want all Boston sports organizations to ram me, blah, blah, I want a housewife degree (She just wants to get rammed and not do anything with her life), blah, blah, blah, give me a job and I’ll fuck you and hopefully be your housewife.  She’s pathetic, but in the end all of us would fuck her.  Even Lance from N’Sync.
29. 
    by eatdickmanning on January 31, 2012 at 11:31 am

    This chick sucks… I would stuff her like a suitcase, but that doesn’t mean I wanna have the indecency of reading such sentences as “One time I made a guy bust just by shaking my ass in front of him and quite frankly I’ll never forget the look on his face when he had to leave the room… Proud proud moment for Ms. Gracie here.”
    Shut up you lying whore that didn’t happen and obv trying to be funny and it wasn’t. So if you wanna get bukkaked by a bunch of Stoolies than i’m game, but if you want to write for this blog, stop being a girl.
30. 
    by JW Pepper on January 31, 2012 at 11:31 am

    this girl is too desperate.
    bring back intern Elyse.
31. 
    by paulfuckinpierce on January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

    th104 spends his days leaving bitchy little comments on a blog he hates, yet inexplicably still reads every day. sweet life bro
32. 
    by wingsgirl2 on January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Please dont let her write.. Her comments on her FB pics are so annoying.. Who types wyke dis? Wif muh pritti bestie?
    So annoying. She tries to write in to you like a guy, but types like a typical annoying girl  (mind you, I am a girl and cannot fucking stand when girls write shit like that). I couldnt make it through her pics without being annoyed by her ‘typing skills’.. so I definitely would not read her blogs. I like Jenna but not this girl

    I vote no
33. 
    by lomez on January 31, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    God damn, not even a modicum of humor in that entire email. She spells like a fuckin dickhead and tries far too hard to be funny by injecting obscenities and stupid sexual references into her writing. Please dont hire this assclown. I will stop reading if you subject us to this half-retarded drivel every day. What moron on the NEU board of admissions thought it would be smart to allow this vacuous black hole of absolute imbecility to attend the university?
34. 
    by phoneyhero33 on January 31, 2012 at 11:32 am

    I would rape the shit out of this girl! But she sucks. Attention seeking whore
35. 
    by StanSitwell on January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

    her use of Ludacris and LEGGOOOO in a message to the KOBarstool people, is nauseating.  She’s hot but trying way too hard, she said she’s majoring in acting, at northeastern!?  lot of success there.  She’s at least honest about her acting hopes, clearly the reason she will do whatever it takes to get on the stool and try to vault to jenna level stardom.
36. 
    by StanSitwell on January 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

    and pres you lose a ton of cred for thinking she invented bonerjams
37. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Anyone who hates on Prezzy is immediately called a “retard” or told they love dick, so my defense is that anyone who loves him is a CommColleger. I think that is fair, no? Still, let’s stay on task and make this girl feel really bad about trying to be “one of the guy” and claiming to be hot while just being an average-at-best chick.
38. 
    by dherres057 on January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

    Pres I thought you were smarter than this. KO Barstool is playing chess when you are playing checkers. SMH….SHES A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE BRO
39. 
    by JW Pepper on January 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

    she won’t last a week with cotc hacking/stalking abilities and the volume of smut that will be thrown at her on the comments section.
     
     
40. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Paul, STAY ON TASK HERE. Yes, I complain on this site on my slow days (this month has been bad). Yes, I read this site despite not liking your BFF4LYF. Ignore me and be on your merry way.
41. 
    by funkdoctaspock on January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

    She’s not hotter than Jenna. She may be just as annoying though.
42. 
    by pedroiasstepladder on January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

    shut the fuck up wingsgirl2 you have a vagina you dont get to vote or count for that matter
43. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

    @th104, she should stick to making sandwiches. Congrats on spending 50+ hours to get that body for attention but, nothing can be done about the way God gave you a portnoy noise.  I assume you solve that problem because most guys just see the back or top of your head cum guzzling attention seeker.
44. 
    by asiandude on January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

    you would pick a girl with a big nose pres. and with the lazy eye, kfc will approve too.
    shes not hotter than jenna, or elyse
45. 
    by rexisfat on January 31, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    2 things here:
    - Whores can NEVER be funny.
    - I know this girl. My friend from NU dated her last year. He’s on the hockey team. He told me that she thrives on anal sex and would never blow him until he absolutely promised to fuck her ass immediately following the blow job. True story.
46. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Calling on COTC, let’s get her personal life plastered all over here.  Put up the COTC signal.
47. 
    by asiandude on January 31, 2012 at 11:38 am

    @stro, glad im not the only one that noticed toucan sam
48. 
    by clownsauce on January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

    i’m telling ya man, if you’re gonna hire a girl, have her do video blogs in low cut shirts. at least then we might listen to what she says.
49. 
    by pedroiasstepladder on January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

    where is that sadistic son of a bitch cotc
50. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Stro, see, we can work together on this. This girl is your typical Boston “hot chick” – probably gets more attention than the girls around her because those girls are fat, so she assumes she is hot. Keep hitting the gym, sweetheart. Guys are always (only?) bending over because they really love your giant nose and tons of makeup.
51. 
    by StanSitwell on January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

    rex your true story just sounds fake, why would she need to beg hockey players to stick it in her butt, has it gotten to the point where girls like it in the butt and guys don’t want to give it to them?  A girl making deals to secure anal sex from a guy sounds faker than TruTV
52. 
    by asiandude on January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

    after reading what she had to say.. pres if you didnt her a “cool story bro” response. you are a spineless pussy motherfucker. she acts like she fucking accomplished something “i took it into my own hands and posted on their fb page because im irish and feisty” stfu cunt
53. 
    by splinter on January 31, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Rat face, tiny tits. NEXT!
54. 
    by dirtybirds2 on January 31, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Sign her the fuck up. You all have the gay. Bitch is bad.
55. 
    by KnuckleBallz on January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Anybody else accidentally vote for her to get the job on account of Pres’ backasswards rating system?
56. 
    by classless on January 31, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    I HATE how every alleged “letter writer” has the same tenor and voice as Pres. Either its fake or people really are that lame to regurgitate all this barstool slang that shouldn’t ever be used outside of the comment section
57. 
    by Kay Jewelers on January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

    I am too busy today to read this long ass blog post. Can someone give me the cliff notes of what is going on?
58. 
    by erroneous on January 31, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Face is putrid…body is banging. 
    Lobsterclaw would give her a 4.2 MAX.
    Big slut, tries to hard for attention and to be funny.
59. 
    by wonderwall on January 31, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Awful email. She’s comes off as a total slut which does not make her funny. Not even a little bit. She’s probably fun to party with but a blog post from her would be a female version of Portnoy, which would be garbage. She reminds me of Jenna, and that’s just about the worst thing I could say about someone.
    She’s isn’t even attractive. She has a great body and probably hooks up with tons of dudes, but that’s about it. And judging by her Facebook photos from the profile linked above, she is crazy desperate for attention.
    I’d welcome future photos of her if she wants to get half naked once a week and provide us with a blog entry (that will be incredibly unfunny and always feature a line about how she wants to bang a specific Boston athlete). The writing is on the wall already with this one.
60. 
    by sinker on January 31, 2012 at 11:46 am

    pedroiasstepladder nailed it
    This is a girl that is working OVERTIME trying to fit the mold you suggested. The problem is deep down its a facade and just comes off as desperate.
    Listen honey, believe me, in about  years you will be more than thankful you didn’t land this gig. Once you have stepped out of the “I want to be cool and fit in desperately phase” and develop into someone with depth and an idea as to what they want to do you’ll be thanking god you never embarrassed yourself more than this article….run don’t walk from this job….
    
    
    p.s. “I’m not literate” – I kinda want someone thats literate, smart and witty. Despite the spelling errors I think thats why we all love Pres. Its a thoughtful and endearing humor that attracts many to this site.
61. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Kay, my BFF, ugly slut wants to be Prezzyboo and get a job writing at Barstool. Commenters all agree she is not hot and is annoying. I feel that you would agree.
62. 
    by paulfuckinpierce on January 31, 2012 at 11:47 am

    th104, prez is probably the least funny barstool blogger (besides kfc) but he owns the site and he’s not going anywhere anytime soon so I guess I just don’t understand what you feel you’re accomplishing by leaving your menstrual discharge all over every comments section.
63. 
    by asiandude on January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

    damn this comment section is amusing. so this is what happens when an average at best girl goes out of her way to put herself out there to get more attention, thinking shes hot. i hope she gets to read these. LOL.
     
    half the girls in my stats class look better. try hard bro
     
64. 
    by dirtybirds2 on January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

    I wrote that before viewing her fb pics. She should throw out the bad apples and give it another shot. Maybe send in some slutty pics for us to vote on.
65. 
    by allthewayfromireland on January 31, 2012 at 11:48 am

    stick with intern molly and just use this chick as a smoke of the day
66. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Paul, I admit that this week has been comment-heavy on my part but I am extremely bored at work. You won’t hear much from me in the near future, so enjoy our time together. Also, he is trying to sell the site and blows himself on half of his posts, so why can’t there be people to try to knock him down a peg?
67. 
    by yanksfan617 on January 31, 2012 at 11:51 am

    BE CAREFUL PRES! SHE MAY BE ON THE INSIDE AT KO BARSTOOL…TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN FROM THE INSIDE
68. 
    by eatdickmanning on January 31, 2012 at 11:52 am

    If th104 doesn’t shut the fuck up i’m gonna blow my brains out, I’m trying to read these hilarious comments regarding this cum dumpster and this guy is having an argument with everyone on here. SHUT UP HOMO!
69. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Eatdick, I am not asking for any of this. I was commenting about this broad. You just randomly started the exact argument with me that you can’t stand reading.
70. 
    by vinted2k on January 31, 2012 at 11:54 am

    I agree with pedroiasstepladder, eatdickmanning, stan sitwell. This chick will be the John Lackey of barstool.
71. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Stro and I made nice, I answered a question for Kay, and I berated the girl. Where did I pick a fight?
72. 
    by klusk66 on January 31, 2012 at 11:56 am

    I could make a better decision on this, if she went out with me first.
73. 
    by kimberly on January 31, 2012 at 11:56 am

    I’m a girl and I can already tell this chick tried to hard.
    “I’m a woman so naturally subpar when it comes to telling stories and composing coherent thoughts.”
    
    I’m sure you really think that of yourself. Nice way to catch a male audience’s attention from the start. Also throwing in you like to “bang athletes”- (yeah since we here so much about the Huskies, not to mention Northeastern’s lack of a football team) and “make sandwiches”- oh what every man want’s to hear. Also n throwing in the “shaking her ass to make a guy bust” to prove she can back up her pictures. Totally don’t believe that story, unless Northeastern dudes are a bunch of pussies, I wouldn’t know though since I don’t go to school, and don’t need to make up excuses for it that I want to be a house wife or some shit.
    Just the worst. Dumbing down herself, upping her whore status and still not being funny.
74. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 11:56 am

    More free press for the stool, feel free to comment and attack these dumb feminist bitches. http://bostinno.com/2012/01/31/northeastern-students-try-knock-out-barstool-sports-garners-support-from-occupy-boston/
75. 
    by Kay Jewelers on January 31, 2012 at 11:56 am

    Speaking of Intern Molly – did you install that camera in the toilet yet?
76. 
    by corylidleflymehome on January 31, 2012 at 11:58 am

    attention seeking slut. just keep her away from any keyboard so I don’t have to read her shit attempts at humor or intelligent talk
77. 
    by davemacinnh on January 31, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Hey rexisfat the real question is, is she down with ATM?
78. 
    by mel gibson on January 31, 2012 at 12:01 pm
79. 
    by rexisfat on January 31, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Kimberly, will you go on a date with me? I promise to keep my trash bags, lime, duct tape and shovel at home.
80. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Ugh my comment already was taken down off the new article, I guess they don’t like the ending “It’s a mans world and you are just living it.  Now get back to the kitchen sweetheart.” Same goes to you above average girl, kris10 blows yah out of the water and can cook.  Boom smoked.
81. 
    by phoneyhero33 on January 31, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Kimberley sumed it up perfectly. This girl makes me cringe when I read her email. She acts likes she so cool and down to earth, but is basically begging for a job at the stool. And in case no one has seen it, she was the first comment on the facebook link. She is begging for attention. These kind of chicks are the WORST.
82. 
    by lomez on January 31, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I’m shocked it took me this long to realize barstool is quite possibly the most poorly written blog on the Internet. Every writer seems to have a third grade writing level and can’t string together successive coherent sentences. I think I’m done with this bullshit for a while. With that said, its still midly entertaining–more so than my current job–and feel ardently that KO Barstool is a fucking joke. Prez is a fucking knob though. WE OUT THIS BITCH!!!
83. 
    by lomez on January 31, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I’m shocked it took me this long to realize barstool is quite possibly the most poorly written blog on the Internet. Every writer seems to have a third grade writing level and can’t string together successive coherent sentences. I think I’m done with this bullshit for a while. With that said, its still midly entertaining–more so than my current job–and feel ardently that KO Barstool is a fucking joke. Prez is a fucking knob though. WE OUT THIS BITCH!!!
84. 
    by rexisfat on January 31, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Dave, I’m not positive but I’m guessing the answer is yes. She was down for everything, including multiple dudes and S&M. I highly doubt she”s afraid of a little ATM.
85. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    @th104, Kimberly Colgan is actually the smokeshow of the day.  Blows this cum dumpster out of the water.
86. 
    by rexisfat on January 31, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    lomez, poor grammar is still less annoying than someone double-posting.
    #lomezisahardooo
87. 
    by hocke4607 on January 31, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    this chick sucks
88. 
    by Numero Two on January 31, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Molly vs Gracie lube wrestling competition to see who gets to be “the hot girl” at Barstool.
     
    Post video and take bets. Cha-ching!
89. 
    by leftlane39 on January 31, 2012 at 12:14 pm

    Some already said it, but Trojan horse working for KO for sure.
90. 
    by goosen on January 31, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    Not interested in articles on this site by females. Especially ones who use the term “LEGGOOOOO”. Awful
91. 
    by Evil One on January 31, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    th104
    Pressyboo, Pressybear ???

    Are you a 12 year old chick or an incredibly whiney smoker of cock ?
92. 
    by stro on January 31, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    @Numero Two, best idea ever,  you know this girl would be down for the attention.  I have no problem spending time Molly showing her how to piledrive.
93. 
    by gourmetgoulet on January 31, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Almost stopped reading after the “LEGOOO” comment and after finishing the whole thing, I should’ve. She’s so fucking fake and not funny and clearly pandering to the target audience. Short summary of the letter: “I’m hot, my friends are hot, I love fucking and getting soaked in cum, I want to be a housewife and make sandwiches and blow you all day, wahhhhh, let me throw in some words about dick wrecking and bonerjams, and being Irish, yeah Boston guys will respond to that, wahhh wahh wahhh.” Not one funny original thought in the whole fucking letter
94. 
    by leftlane39 on January 31, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    I would like to stuff myself inside of her and ejaculate.
95. 
    by stinkfinger17 on January 31, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    I know this chick…If you do happen to employ her..ask her about her herpies..no joke
96. 
    by nawtymassarawty on January 31, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Just wasted my entire lunch reading this thread.  Agreed with the COTC signal…where the fuck is Barstool’s own private eye when you need him?  Rexisfat, I thought you were like 30? Kimberly, let’s fuck?
    K, back to work.
97. 
    by th104 on January 31, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Stro, the teacher from today’s scandal blows this chick out of the water.

    Evil One, it is spelled “Prezzybear” with “z”s. C’mon, you think I would be crazy enough to use an “s” there? You are an animal. And again, no whining on here from me today, so stop trying to bait me.
98. 
    by vinted2k on January 31, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.461922197639.257247.639992639&type=3
     
    After checking out her fb pictures, her new nickname will be Tucan Samantha
99. 
    by slainte7 on January 31, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    I vote hell no, there’s something fishy about this broad.
100. 
     by wingsgirl2 on January 31, 2012 at 12:35 pm

     Careful Kimberly.. or else @pedroiasstepladder might whip out his almighty keyboard and play his “Im a internet tough guy with a tiny dick so I need to act like a hardo to girls since I most likely can’t talk to any in real life cuz Im a F’ing loser” card eventhough you are agreeing with his opinion. Remember, we have vaginas, therefore shouldnt talk! Care to help me in the kitchen?
101. 
     by dirty30 on January 31, 2012 at 12:35 pm

     Kimberly is a keeper
102. 
     by rexisfat on January 31, 2012 at 5:36 pm

     nawtymas, I’m whatever age I need to be on any particular day. You follow me?
103. 
     by nawtymassarawty on January 31, 2012 at 12:38 pm

     Followed, Rex.  Why the FUCK is this broad’s Facebook not working??
104. 
     by asiandude on January 31, 2012 at 12:41 pm

     use vinted2k’s link if you wanna see this woodpecker
105. 
     by wonderwall on January 31, 2012 at 12:47 pm

     I just want to commend everybody on here who did not take her bait and realized what a joke she is. The comments on this one are spot on.
106. 
     by rukid1988 on January 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm

     This room’s not big enough for the both of you(r noses).
107. 
     by whiteknuckler on January 31, 2012 at 12:54 pm

     wingsgirl2, kindly take your emoticons to the comment section on jezebel.
108. 
     by pedroiasstepladder on January 31, 2012 at 12:54 pm

     i dont like you wingsgirl2 because you use smiley faces in blog posts and because clearly you are a condesending bitch….kimberly seems pretty cool actually
109. 
     by marsh-mont on January 31, 2012 at 12:55 pm

     Meredith Goldstein trying to infiltrate tha Stool
110. 
     by bosox24 on January 31, 2012 at 12:55 pm

     If she’s even a real person and not affiliated with KO, this chick is definitely trying too hard. She’s not funny and would be really annoying on the stool. With all of that said, she’s hot as fuck and I’d stuff her in half a second.
111. 
     by bigdefense77 on January 31, 2012 at 12:56 pm

     Uhhh this girl may be sorta funny and a slut but she’s barely a 7
112. 
     by sandymountainbear on January 31, 2012 at 12:58 pm

     I’d like to kiss her on the mouth…. yes i read the herpes comment too.
113. 
     by papac on January 31, 2012 at 12:58 pm

     Anytime a chick says that she’s “Irish” “Italian” or etc., it automatically shuts my ears off. There’s nothing worse than a chick trying to be something that she’s not, and then telling everyone at the bar about it. I’d still plug her though.
114. 
     by boxmuncher on January 31, 2012 at 12:59 pm

     I don’t understand the stoolies disdain for this broad. She’s hot and seems cool and shes defending the stool. Carry on honey your doing good work. And I’m down for the ask the hot girl segment that she mentioned. It can only be a good thing in my opinion.
115. 
     by bosox24 on January 31, 2012 at 1:02 pm

     Bragging about how you got a guy off by shaking your ass is 1) a lie 2) not funny, 3) incredibly tacky, and 4) pathetic.
116. 
     by bosox24 on January 31, 2012 at 1:02 pm

     Cool girls don’t brag about how hot they are.
117. 
     by hofasho on January 31, 2012 at 1:03 pm

     anyone who says “dis,” “dat,” and “wit” instead of the actual words can go jump of a fucking cliff.
118. 
     by 1ManWolfPack on January 31, 2012 at 1:03 pm

     The nude barbie in the first picture is a nice touch. That said, definitely hire her. Then sit her down and tell her she can write a daily or weekly column about something related to dating or fucking only. You make it clear you want a hot girl’s explicit perspective on whatever she’s blogging about, and that’s it. No jokes and only the occasional war story if it’s good, and you’re the judge of that. Straight business otherwise. Then every blog should include a new slutty picture of her at the bottom. That type of blog would work and guys would love it. Anything else and she’ll get killed.
119. 
     by titfaced on January 31, 2012 at 1:07 pm

     This backfired on poor gracie, I think she’s hot. I also own many flannels.
120. 
     by DooBAH on January 31, 2012 at 1:08 pm

     All intern applicants should be required to submit NSFW videos
     featuring themselves and showcasing their appropriate talents,
     i.e., dildoing, masturbating, fisting, Sybianing, scissoring, etc.
121. 
     by Rear Admiral on January 31, 2012 at 1:08 pm

     If Bridesmaids was all dudes = Best Pic
122. 
     by davemacinnh on January 31, 2012 at 6:25 pm

     Wait she has tits though you can’t see her face if it’s burried in the pillow and as long as the pussy is wet…… She ain’t that bad
123. 
     by bosox2 on January 31, 2012 at 1:25 pm

     As a northeastern guy i gota agree with her that there is absolutely not enough NEU smokes featured on the stool (and I see em on campus every day), and I would give her a shot prez, shes hott as shit and seems like she can be a funny writer…..not to mention that she clearly loves the stool…a blog from her every now and then might be interesting
124. 
     by oface18 on January 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm

     I’m pretty sure I banged this chick before. And she’s a squirter.
125. 
     by devonsmom on January 31, 2012 at 6:34 pm

     Kids, so silly. Little tougher than my son Devon but Clark is not the real last name. Gracie fiacre of 2011 Conard high school in west Hartford. Attends hobart. No clue if she even knows what a stoolie is. Found her with a couple clicks via the facebook gallery. The nose on fiacre’s gallery fits.
126. 
     by nfhoopster03 on January 31, 2012 at 1:36 pm

     if this chicks pics fit her writing .. ink her prez .. she’s gonna hafta shorten up the posts though.
127. 
     by Wicked Mr Pickett on January 31, 2012 at 1:39 pm

     I gotta say I thought people were being harsh until I went on her FB. She is not hot at all.
128. 
     by Real Munson on January 31, 2012 at 1:41 pm

     Do NEU athlete alumni still fit in the banging pool?
129. 
     by stoof on January 31, 2012 at 1:41 pm

     this girl is not “one of the guys” at all. i go to school with her and she talks a huge fucking game but all she does is offer free pussy to any guy wearing a northeastern jersey. basically she is just an ok looking girl with a good body who has about zero respect for herself. im a pretty big fan of barstool too but you dont see me walking around offering my tits to every guy who walks by.
     basically this girl has been trying WAY too hard since before we even had our freshmen orientations, oh yeah did she mention she is in her freshman year of college? please pres, after 5 minutes meeting this girl you’ll just want to shove a dick in her mouth just to shut her up
130. 
     by goddy77 on January 31, 2012 at 6:41 pm

     I’d put my peter in her, then choke her the fuck out. Stro, 104, its cute ya’ll finally made up. Wut do i hafto do to get Haterade off my nuts? And COTC, ur letting everyone down bro. Wut the fuck?
131. 
     by blumpkin_collector on January 31, 2012 at 1:42 pm

     I can only imagine what her father is thinking right now as he logs onto barstool during his lunch break today
132. 
     by mickeyrockz34 on January 31, 2012 at 1:45 pm

     I really wish i could get back the time i just spent going through this chick’s Facebook Pics Linked Above.. I can only surmise that the Stool writers fell hard (for the only 3 pics on the planet that don’t categorize this chick a buttaface) and did not do their due diligence and investigate further…. She is a solid 4, and that’s only cause i’m a nice guy to a fault…
133. 
     by bkscrubbmuffin on January 31, 2012 at 1:45 pm

     bonerjam? hire the bitch
134. 
     by bkscrubbmuffin on January 31, 2012 at 1:50 pm

     finished her other two paragraphs, I’ve changed my mind. The moment she talked about “whacking it” it completely fucked with my masterbation. nexttt.
135. 
     by tom servo on January 31, 2012 at 6:50 pm

     I need to know more before I can make an informed decision. Make her submit her resume of her doing her magic booty dance that makes guy blow their loads prematurely and we can take it into further consideration.

     Otherwise she’s annoying as fuck and needs to go away.
136. 
     by darklighter on January 31, 2012 at 1:51 pm

     FUCK yeah you should hire her! Besides having a smoke body she’s got a giant nose! It’s kismet!
137. 
     by nimar on January 31, 2012 at 2:06 pm

     took a picture with this girl one time- WINNING
138. 
     by btm on January 31, 2012 at 2:12 pm

     Not that hot. Good body. Facebook posts are fucking annoying. That email is fucking annoying. That said: Women are not funny, can’t be one of the guys, and should not be allowed to give their two cents in regards to sports. This girl is probably a raging whore. Props for hating on the disgusting feminists though.
139. 
     by btm on January 31, 2012 at 2:15 pm

     My friends are 300x hotter than 85% of the girls and that’s just at northeastern alone.. I know at least 20 hot dick-wrecking bitches that would make you bust before enlarging their picture. NO FUCKING WAY!!!! Especially if you claim to be as hot or hotter than your friends.
140. 
     by Fore on January 31, 2012 at 2:24 pm

     It’s been a while since I’ve been in college, and I’m sure the game has changed a ton, but in my experience, the ones who talked the biggest game were the lamest in the sack. 
     That being said, this girl is trying way too hard and flat out isn’t funny.  Not that she is any less talented than some of the other bozo writers from the other cities.
141. 
     by gourmetgoulet on January 31, 2012 at 2:27 pm

     In a way I sorta feel bad for this bitch (sorry Jay) because I’m sure she felt like she would be welcomed into the community with open arms.  Instead the clear majority our comments are shitting on her, and rightfully so.  Definitely not funny and clearly trying to be something she’s not.  And upon further review of her facebook pictures, definitely not as hot as she thinks she is.  Don’t get me wrong, I’d absolutely rape her (sorry KO Barstool), but neither her nor her friends are gonna give me cummy britches
142. 
     by fabfiveswag on January 31, 2012 at 2:33 pm

     Ya I’m with the trojan horse crowd.  To be 100% honest I think she sounds too much like what KO Barstool thinks you’d want in a female writer and not enough like a real chick (especially because it was the first think she talked about).  But shit, if you think shes legit I’d say give her a remote (no access to the HQ) tryout with that “ask a college chick” segment.  Or give it to Molly.
143. 
     by wingsgirl2 on January 31, 2012 at 2:38 pm

     pedroiasstepladder

     You started talking shit before I used any smiley faces (which were sarcastic by the way)
     And I said nothing condescending or bitchy in my first post.
     You are an idiot.
     Hate on.
144. 
     by eddyscurryinahurry on January 31, 2012 at 2:41 pm

     Goddman prez ive been using bonerjam since 2004. get with the program dude
145. 
     by asiandude on January 31, 2012 at 2:51 pm

     yea dude ive had that bonerjam shit in my vocab for a while now. dates back to junior year high school dont give this bitch sht
146. 
     by lootsalaviv on January 31, 2012 at 2:55 pm

     This chick is the last thing Barstool needs.
147. 
     by redsoxfan34 on January 31, 2012 at 2:57 pm

     Solid body, but horrible face.  What’s up with those glasses? They are hideous.
148. 
     by TalkinBoutPractice on January 31, 2012 at 3:11 pm

     elyse > jenna > lil brit > this girl
149. 
     by htracy on January 31, 2012 at 3:19 pm

     And bitch that talks like she was born with a dick, probably has one. Id rather listen to lil brit, at least she isn’t trying to hide hers between her knees. Next.
150. 
     by eboe6666 on January 31, 2012 at 8:20 pm

     Fabfiveswag is right on. It’s a trap. It might even be Devon…
151. 
     by hipster doofus on January 31, 2012 at 3:24 pm

     i don’t even think it’s a trap. i’m pretty sure she’s just clowning on you. pretending to sound like some barstool image of a “perfect woman” (ie dick wrecking housewife) and trying to “expose” you at the same time. that being said, i got to put my oxygen mask on because of all the smoke right there
152. 
     by boxmuncher on January 31, 2012 at 3:25 pm

     Where is Lobsterclaw when the stoolies need an honest evaluation of this chick?
153. 
     by boatsandhoes on January 31, 2012 at 3:41 pm

     Has anyone actually looked at her facebook pics? Chick is mediocre at best
154. 
     by boatsandhoes on January 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm

     My brother knows this chick and says shes a complete bitch and a huge slut.
155. 
     by mookielow on January 31, 2012 at 4:06 pm

     I think she has put herself into a game 7 final at Bat Situation…. Let’s see what her response is to all these posts and let that be the judge…
156. 
     by theman17 on January 31, 2012 at 4:08 pm

     Grace if you get this…

     I need you in my life
157. 
     by gordonbombay69 on January 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm

     this chick probably spent all of last semester working on this email. and still all I get from it is someone trying SO HARD (while pretending to be casual) that it’s not funny. even if there were a funny part, I’d remember a girl wrote it, then it’s not funny. she’s simply a whore, dime a dozen.
158. 
     by 2chainz on January 31, 2012 at 4:14 pm

     Wow can’t believe I read that fucking thing. That sucked.
     WHERE IS INTERN MOLLY?
159. 
     by neuchick1 on January 31, 2012 at 4:26 pm

     This chick goes to my school, i’ve got a couple friends that know her. She has slept with 10 of the hockey boys ALONE god knows how many others. She is nothing but a desperate slut who wishes she could write. The fact that this would come out of any woman’s mouth is almost disturbing. At least have some class-for all the women out there. All of you that don’t believe this is true-it’s very real and very true i can attest to that personally that she would send this email. I just feel sorry for her because clearly she isn’t going to get anywhere in life and is wasting her parents money on sending her to such an accomplished school.
160. 
     by meowmixmeow on January 31, 2012 at 4:37 pm

     she tried to knock off all the stereotypes that commenters would have most likely said i.e making sandwiches, being funny, blah blah clearly if she’s trying to make fun of herself before the commenters do she probably isn’t ok with being made fun of…which could lead to suicide if she worked on this site….
161. 
     by ticomd22 on January 31, 2012 at 4:42 pm

     This girl is fucking annoying.  What a cocky little hoe at least molly doesnt brag about shit, girl keeps her mouth shut at all times.  It was said earlier but no doubt is this girl desperate, get her the fuck out even tho shes hot.
162. 
     by joeybootz5 on January 31, 2012 at 4:46 pm

     chicks not even that good looking look at her fb…. fuck her keep molly
163. 
     by bruinsin2009 on January 31, 2012 at 4:49 pm

     hire if she shows you her tits
164. 
     by northeasterndave58 on January 31, 2012 at 4:51 pm

     i go to northeastern. this girl is a liar we maybe have like 3 out of 16,000 people that could be a smokeshow. this girl is not hot at all and is a huge slut from my friends that know her. not only are these three pictures not even that sexy… but i want everyone here to go to her facebook and see that they are her best ones. nice try Gracie Gracie. oh and congrats on fucking northeastern hockey players haha great accomplishment. 4 years from now…”hey daddy see that fourth line player for the Columbus blue jackets…i made him fuck me in the ass in college” good use of 52 grand a year…
165. 
     by northeasterndave58 on January 31, 2012 at 4:54 pm

      
     i go to northeastern. this girl is a liar we maybe have like 3 out of 16,000 people that could be a smokeshow. this girl is not hot at all and is a huge slut from my friends that know her. not only are these three pictures not even that sexy… but i want everyone here to go to her facebook and see that they are her best ones. nice try Gracie Gracie. oh and congrats on fucking northeastern hockey players haha great accomplishment. 4 years from now…”hey daddy see that fourth line player for the Columbus blue jackets…i made him fuck me in the ass in college” good use of 52 grand a year…..
      
166. 
     by or1985 on January 31, 2012 at 5:04 pm

     are you new? this girl is no way funny. TRYING to speak like a guy does not make you “one of the boys”, it makes you a a fake tomboy
167. 
     by 2chainz on January 31, 2012 at 5:07 pm

     I knew it was fake when she said she wanted to fuck Feitleberg
168. 
     by hortonhearsawoo on January 31, 2012 at 5:08 pm

     Trying wayyyyyyyyyyy too hard. Fuck off. Next.
169. 
     by mr cracker on January 31, 2012 at 5:24 pm

     Molly is hotter.  If you want to find a hot blogger chick that likes anal, has the mouth of a sailor and is a true fit for the stool, have some type of competition and let the stoolies decide.
170. 
     by kris10 on January 31, 2012 at 5:29 pm

     Even Jenna is hotter than this girl.
171. 
     by nikkisantoro11 on January 31, 2012 at 5:50 pm

     Dynamite Flynt should have the final say on whether Pres hires this broad..
172. 
     by ttd714 on January 31, 2012 at 5:55 pm

     BORING    She would not even make it as a smoke of the day get rid of this chick already
173. 
     by swagu on January 31, 2012 at 6:01 pm

     chick has a beak. thought she was a pterodactyl with a snoz like that
174. 
     by bodybymolson on January 31, 2012 at 11:25 pm

     I’d fuck anything.
175. 
     by Donnie Baseball on January 31, 2012 at 6:31 pm

     She seems fine. why not
176. 
     by StupidUserName on January 31, 2012 at 7:00 pm

     Someone tell this bitch to shut the fuck up…trying way too hard to be funny…failed miserably
177. 
     by mel gibson on January 31, 2012 at 7:07 pm

     Terrible, trying waaay too hard and coming off as a loser… i’d stick it in her bum tho
178. 
     by gronkey_punch on January 31, 2012 at 7:10 pm

     Pres – found a picture of the kid you two would make if you do indeed fuck her
      
     http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GiUW3q7BjtM/TG67EnWwgMI/AAAAAAAABzI/j-Rpo0yxr5Q/s640/Fei+Jianjun+-+The+Huge+Nose+Man+%287%29.jpg
179. 
     by yellowbirdnatalia on January 31, 2012 at 7:12 pm

     ugh. bitch get off your high horse.
     ps- your friends arent that hot…
180. 
     by bighans on January 31, 2012 at 7:40 pm

     You can drive a NYC bus up this chicks nose. At least Jenna had a slamming body. This chick meh
181. 
     by fng commenter on January 31, 2012 at 8:55 pm

     I’ve stared at the top picture and then the two “other ones”, and I’m pretty sure that’s 2 different girls. I mean, look at the nose and eyes on the top picture, and compare them, top girl’s eyes are further apart, nose is smaller, lips are fuller, etc…if it is the same girl, then Pres should hire the wizard that took/Photoshopped the top pic.
182. 
     by stfunsuckit on January 31, 2012 at 9:25 pm

     pres really? i been screamin viva la stool everywhere i go forever if you hire this rat faced c u next tuesday im done…cute to hot females have two places to be this planet…1. sitting on my face while my dick is crammed down their neck and 2. in front of a stove…
     break down: judging by Shnozy Mcrotten box’s facebook shes a desperate amateur model lookin to add something to her resume and more reasons to list how shes one of the guys to any slob with a bartab who’ll “listen”…if a flannel shirt gets this degenerate fucking broads gash drippin than her twat has to wreak of pabsts and “bonerjam”…you gonna hire me pres because i dropped a paul rudd gem? bitch probably heard it while her man papa georgeio was balls deep in her skull nut fucking her eye socket back when she was in highschool at her local regal…ugh

     pres. dont be selfish and ruin everything for all of us….be smart bring her in make her sign a wavier like casting couch tell her shes gotta do a bunch of shit for the “job” nut on her face and cap it off by posting the video…. shes probably already on isanyoneup.com already…
     i’d check but im too busy peepin ol’ shnozys profile… on the up side she’s got them perky little tits
183. 
     by oinonen14 on January 31, 2012 at 9:32 pm

     Im a hockey player and would wife up this Gracie chick…can we clone her multiple times to at least gimmie a chance?!
184. 
     by lionel_putz on January 31, 2012 at 10:27 pm

     Her vagina is weird.
     https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395979_10150560962517640_639992639_10471207_354073527_n.jpg
      
185. 
     by laxbro on February 1, 2012 at 12:50 am

     I KNEW I smelled the desperation of a coke head whore with daddy issues and no self esteem to speak of!
186. 
     by snailtrail291 on February 1, 2012 at 1:18 am

     hahaah when she reads this shes gonna off herself
187. 
     by dtyksinski on February 1, 2012 at 2:45 am

     I think this is fake. Just the femenist group trying to infiltrate barstool.
188. 
     by way455 on February 1, 2012 at 9:00 am

     She has a Melanie Inglesias/ Baby from Dirty Dancing thing going on… If walks the walk and just doesn’t talk like she’s just trying to impress… Give her a shot. You can always shit can her.
189. 
     by dirty30 on February 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

     yo gracie this go the way you wanted it to? lol fucken slutt
190. 
     by SanFran415 on February 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm

     Did you guys click her facebook link?  First pic is not even fucking close to her up there in the white.  This chick has a nice body but a brutal face and outrageous fucking schnoz.  She will get killed for that non-stop if she tries to write for BSS.  Chicks not hotter than most smokes at all, so she can shove all her confident comments up her ass.  She can’t write like that, then not back it up.  Maybe if it was that first picture of the girl in the white.  That girl is a smoke.
191. 
     by saintbros on February 1, 2012 at 9:30 pm

     Did anyone bother to check out the group page where she apparently commented?
     http://www.facebook.com/groups/2200669471/
     I don’t see shit.
     FAKE
192. 
     by jennyontheb on February 2, 2012 at 9:03 am

     This has GOT to be a damn joke… Had every chick at NU known you’re so easily fooled we would have all sent in emails by now trying to get on your radar. Girls, especially in Boston, read Barstool daily and if they don’t they suck. It’s not an impressive attribute because it’s not unique whatsoever. Shaggy fuckin’ Clark here is trying way too hard to be funny and has already got 10 Fb statuses posted about her hard-earned alliance. Haven’t you learned by now? Hiring hyped up smokes only ends in disaster.
193. 
     by bighans on February 2, 2012 at 9:46 am

     I have never seen a group of uglier girls in one photo before, and dude. No wonder why they dont like BSS.
      
     Check out this pic http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1052762880641&set=o.2200669471&type=3&theater
194. 
     by tommac42 on February 4, 2012 at 2:44 am

     fake as shit just look at her videos and tell me she isnt a dumb slut looking for some extra cash and an in at the stool. <object style=”height: 390px; width: 640px”><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/?version=3&feature=player_embedded”><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”><param name=”allowScriptAccess” value=”always”><embed src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/?version=3&feature=player_embedded” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowfullscreen=”true” allowScriptAccess=”always” width=”640″ height=”360″></object>
195. 
     by wonderwall on February 6, 2012 at 7:04 pm

     Her new blog is AMAZING BAD.
      
     http://graciegirlproblems.blogspot.com/