Reader Email – This Is How I Open A Beer
Reader Email
Jew Can’t Handle Diz…
- Raul
Sent from my Samsung Epic™ 4G Touch
I genuinely think Raul is dead serious with that video. The email, the cocky “too fast for you?” tick, the Samsung Epic, (if I was racist I might mention his ethnicity), the hat, the necklace, the shirt. It all just adds up to him being a douchebag who actually thinks what he just did is seriously awesome. I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless. Totally speechless. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s Friday night and I’m gonna go open a beer in way less than 22 seconds.
Did he say” this is why I dress like a queer”?
Samsung epic touch? is that the official name for the obama phone?
I’m sure the cap wasn’t pre-removed and placed on top of that bottle.
making these videos isnt going to help his family float over from cuba any faster
I wish that corkscrew went right through this mutt’s jugular.
Alcohardo
hardo. plain and simple. but that was sick
Raul is going to smash some serious pussy this weekend
Where are the 30 other people that are probably also living in that apartment?
that was retarded
cool story bro
I feel like he undressed me with his eyes throughout this thing. Also – I’m sure that gets him laid 0 times out of 100.
I am embarrassed that this kid is a stoolie.
If it isn’t a chick opening beer with her tits, ass, or vag, never post another video called “how I open beer”
i wore that same necklace when i was in like 6th grade
kept waiting for harrison ford to shoot him
hardoooooooo
If he did open the beer I have a lot of questions to ask myself. Maybe someone should check my browser history.
you think he puts the cap back on and THEN stuffs it in his asshole or just raw dogs that shit?
Pretty sure this guy’s on the terrorist watch list.
And by terrorist I mean he’s going to terrorize asses at the local gay bar.
I wonder if that’s how he gets all the girls he fucks too.
One trick camel jockey.
99% chance that is imtough
mbd20, no doubt about it. Make that a 100% chance.
Cut the holier than thou horseshit Feitelberg, you and Portnose are just as racist as the rest of us.
jdarts the gay bar comment made me laugh out loud. Not a doubt in my mind this kid put the beer down and Raul in the backround gave him a smirnoff ice he opened with his asshole.
Hardo (adj.) HAR-dough: this guy.
He trained on Seagram’s Escapes….
If you watch it with the sound off it’s actually pretty gay still.
Fietelberg you are a faggot. Who doesn’t buy jerseys?
in the time it took him to do that little show with the bottle opener I would have already drunk/drank? the first beer and been on to the next one…
that’s got a better shot of gettting him laid than that Where’s-Waldo-Joins-The-Crips get-up he’s wearing.
no bueno mantequilla!
I know this kid. He told me that it’s his dream to one day become a suicide bomber.
you are just adorable!
When are we going to White Castle?
All he needs is a new vest, preferably a gift from rexisfatwah.
Why doesn’t he just open it with that fish hook hanging off his lip? Way to go the extra mile with the bottle cap ear lobes, but I’ll just have a large Slurpee.
Raul is a Spanish name you idiots..
I drank about 3/4 of my beer while watching that
Spic play with his queer switchblade corkscrew.
Redsoxfan34, lets not split hairs here.
By the common man, for the common man. Why the fuck is this kid reading barstool?
Hey Redsoxfan, just because his name is Raul doesn’t automatically mean he’s Spanish you idiot.
I watched it three times, and this makes me legitimately angry.
His boyfriend thinks he’s too fast. Gotta make that rusty trombone go longer Raul.