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38 Responses to Reader Email – This Is My Girlfriend With A Snake in Her Asshole

1. 
   by ginzo112 on March 2, 2011 at 11:13 am

   hey thats my snake! and my girlfriend… wtf? i didnt send that picture in!
2. 
   by Lugnutz on March 2, 2011 at 11:14 am

   Its a constrictor…..I aint scared unless it involves venom.  Ass looks pretty decent
    
   True story
3. 
   by Ward7 on March 2, 2011 at 11:14 am

   I think I am going to shut my office door and rub one out to this awesome ass shot. Guaranteed NOT this guy’s girlfriend, but I don’t care. The photo is too professional and her bum is too nice.
4. 
   by Lugnutz on March 2, 2011 at 11:14 am

   Yes honey Lugnutz just True storied your ass…..something to tell your grand kids!
5. 
   by tornopen on March 2, 2011 at 11:15 am

   Yeah, it’s definitely not his girlfriend. Whoever that chick is, she is a filthy whore. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
6. 
   by leemax1991 on March 2, 2011 at 11:15 am

   SC represent
7. 
   by superking on March 2, 2011 at 11:18 am

   if i had a nickel for every time i took a snake and put it on a sleeping girls naked ass and took a picture of it i would be crushed to death my nickels but i would die happy knowing that i had lived a good snake ass filled life
8. 
   by CincyLife on March 2, 2011 at 11:19 am

   Dude likes to put snakes up his girls ass, hmmm…. Sounds like a pretty fucked up dude.

   What the fuck is with all the beastiality shit lately???
9. 
   by rk4810 on March 2, 2011 at 11:21 am

   “thought it was pretty funny”?? what the hell is funny about it? answer: nothing. nice bum though. looks like they’re trying to use it to get the gerbil out?
10. 
    by Jermaine Wiggins on March 2, 2011 at 11:22 am

    would have been better if the snake was actually in her ass
11. 
    by StanSitwell on March 2, 2011 at 11:25 am

    yeah great, I was hoping I wasnt the only one who read 4 references to a snake in a girls butthole and 6 comments about the snake in the butthole and saw a picture of a snake draped over a girl’s crack.  Are all of you fuckers blind or what?
12. 
    by Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman on March 2, 2011 at 11:25 am

    You should have Dr. Van Nostrand check out those moles.
13. 
    by CincyLife on March 2, 2011 at 11:32 am

    StanSitwell, you sound pretty disappointed. Did you hope it showed a picture of that guy fucking the dog too when it said “Does this look like the face of a guy who would fuck a dog”?
14. 
    by dana bibles midget penis on March 2, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Does the snake hold his breath while he’s up there or do they put him in and pull him out real quick?
15. 
    by Evil One on March 2, 2011 at 11:34 am

    Mr Pythons not buried up her asshole at this point, but once he sniffs out the gerbil all bets are off
16. 
    by BallbagSkillet on March 2, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Wouldn’t have a problem seeing her starfish without the dumb snake in the way.
17. 
    by Rear Admiral on March 2, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Penelope = winning
18. 
    by StanSitwell on March 2, 2011 at 11:37 am

    No its just retarded that everyone including the blogger is just making comments about snakes in ass holes and this has nothing to do with snakes in ass holes, also I don’t see what the fuss is with this pale, mole covered ass
19. 
    by superking on March 2, 2011 at 11:40 am

    its a classic case of false advertising… i am a high priced lawyer and i will gladly take your case pro boner stan sitwell. we’ll bend barstool over and stick snakes in their asses metaphorically speaking of course. i will also gladly represent any and all other takers on this class action lawsuit against the classless acts of this blogroll.
20. 
    by Chris Hansen on March 2, 2011 at 11:42 am

    i would bet a kidney that this chick has at least one tattoo
21. 
    by keystoned on March 2, 2011 at 11:42 am

    I REALLY hoping some girl decides to send some ass shots in because this one sucks balls.
22. 
    by slainte7 on March 2, 2011 at 11:54 am

    “Ow! Get this fucking snake off my ass! ”
    (Big Leroy : Snakes on a Plane)
    
    
23. 
    by BallbagSkillet on March 2, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Indeed, why is there not an Ass-shot Submission Section (ASS??) up in here?!  For fukks sake man, give the people what they want!!
24. 
    by bodhi on March 2, 2011 at 11:58 am

    I guess this guy hasn’t taken that class at Springfield where they teach students how to write a complete sentence.
25. 
    by mulattodude on March 2, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    i want in stan and superking. this chick needs to hit the tanning bed so her moles dont resemble a connect the dots puzzle
26. 
    by redwinger on March 2, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    who has more zits this chick or philly’s tits?
27. 
    by mctrippy on March 2, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    that is a nice, honest ass. ward7..there’s nothing “too professional” about this pic. her shirt is sloppily pulled up, there’s hints of some tiny zitties on the bottom of her left cheek. i think the white comforter really fooled you here…
28. 
    by superking on March 2, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    what are the odds that this picture was taken without consent and what are the odds that makes my peestick rock hard
29. 
    by dr toboggan on March 2, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    does this lunatic keep that snake in his dorm at springfield?
30. 
    by BallbagSkillet on March 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    The ass in question looks fine to me from this angle.   However, we’d really need to see a straight on as well as a nice profile shot to truly know it, and understand it.  Sure, it’s pasty and there are a few moley moles, but there’s nothing disgusting there.  Except the stupid blue-blooded fucker.
31. 
    by Hipneck on March 2, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Snake on ass or in ass?  Meh, semantics. 

    And yeah, I know most of those are freckles but they could have photoshopped the bum zits out.

    Nice can though.  I’d hit it.
32. 
    by jimnasium on March 2, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    You guys are all going to freak out when you find out that ass belongs to a dude.
33. 
    by howzyafatha on March 2, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    ass is kinda gross…

    http://www.howzyafatha.com
34. 
    by marriedwithchildren on March 2, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    yo don’t know whats more scary, the snake or those nasty aids sores crawling on her ass. Dude cover that shit up. and whats with the Darth Vader belt buckle?
35. 
    by classless on March 2, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    that snake is hot in comparison to the zitty ass it rests on
36. 
    by smokeythebear508 on March 2, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    MEATLOAF??
37. 
    by ShitTits on March 2, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    wheres the ass?
38. 
    by kingpin on March 2, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    Oh I’m betting this little freak could make the weekend go quick! Anyone think her snatch smells?