Reader Email – What Do You Think of This Power Move At Panera?
Reader Email
Saw this guy setting up shop at a panera. Just walked in and sat down like he was on the 30th floor of the John Hancock.
Love it. Such a power move. Just cuckholding the shit out of Panera. This guy making a cubicle out of their table like it ain’t no thing. Putting pictures of his kids on their desk and shit. Playing some tunes. Probably using their landline. Just waking behind the counter and eating whatever he wants. Taking huge dumps. Awesome.
Renee’s attractive enough but when she smiles you see too much gum. Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio…
I just want to go on record of saying I think some of the stoolies are taking stuff with renee too far. Do I wanna see her tits? Yes. But posting every blog about fucking her and sticking your dick in her, etc is too far. I got your back you shifty jew.
Guy should go all out and obnoxiously pack a lip while he’s there.
The guy should kiss each of those photos and then kill himself. Weird bird.
This guy reminds me of Tom Wilkinson in the Full Monty. Got laid off 6 months ago, just keeps leaving the house like nothing has changed. Instead of being a male stripper he just sits in a Panera and checks out tumblr, reddit, and Barstool for 40 hours a week.
If you blow up the picture big I see a future smokeshow in the middle.
@carlsweetchuck- Couldn’t agree more. First thought that went thru my mind is “this guy is hammering out his suicide note.”
I wonder if those are really his kids or some family he has been watching for a few weeks now.
why is the boy indian and the girl white?
This is obviously KFC, stuffing his fat face with pictures of his new wifey to keep him company as he packs on the calories.
That’s the desk of a man capable of rape/murder. Not necesarily in that order.
I’m not sure why this agitates me so much. Almost like the unwashed hipster dip$hits who order a tall black tea and then poach wifi at sbux all day. Just a menace to society.
This is 99.9% fake you foolish Jew bag.
The irony of Renee riding a horse is definitely not lost on me.
This guy is taking Teo to the next level. Not only a fake girlfriend but an entire fake family.
Taking huge dumps, got an LOL from me at my cube
Where can I find pics of Renee? Not nudes just regular pictures. Curious
Laugh if you will but how many of you have a corner office………………zactly
Window view, built in cafeteria, hor broads getting salads walking by all day. I like this guys style. Haters gon hate.
my cubicle has 3 walls of memos. this guy at least has 2 wall-sized windows.
A++++++++++ BLOG
taking huge dumps. classic.
Does he leave the pictures up or put them face down when he jerks it?
Looks better than Barstool headquarters
I bet those pictures came with the frames
@cawk gawd — Portnoy brought this upon himself when he put pictures of his wife on BS and Twitter. What did he expect? Davey Pageviews does the same things with pictures of chicks all day and night. Karma is a bitch, and Renee Portnoy married one.