From: Matthew

Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 10:54 AM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: shaving- before or after you shower?

I just learned last night that my roommate shaves AFTER his shower. Do people really do this? gotta shave before so you can shower all that hair and shaving cream off after…

Matt

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On Wed, Dec 12, 2012 at 11:18 AM, <tips@barstoolsports.com> wrote:

Wake up bro.  That’s how you’re supposed to do it.    I’m 100% post shower.  Makes the skin soft

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Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2012 11:22 AM
To: tips@barstoolsports.com
Subject: shaving- before or after you shower?

pretty sure about 99% of people go before the shower…. cant just be me

 

Yeah I know this is a wasted blog, but here is the thing about me. My job isn’t just to provide countless hours of free entertainment to the Stoolies. I have a social responsibility now to be informative and improve people’s lives. Because you know what they say. With great blogging power comes great blogging responsibility. So for any assholes out there who shave before they shower I just want to let you know you’re doing it wrong. I realize Matt may be the only moron who does this, but I got to believe if there is one idiot out there than there are probably more. Bottom-line is this isn’t even up for debate. It’s just a fact that you shave after you shower because your skin is softer and you don’t rip your face off. For anybody doing it the wrong way this is life changing advice. Here endeth the lesson.

PS – If you don’t use Gillette Foamy I don’t even want to know you.