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Hey Pres you perverted fuck.  I don’t know how you did it.  But all that wishing about getting fucked by Gronk apparently worked and then you spawned this guy.  Way to go you perverted fuck.

 

I got to be honest.  I think if me and Gronk had a kid this is exactly what he’d look like.   I don’t even want to know how much pussy this guy gets in Boston.   Half Gronk, Half Pageviews, 100% man.   He’s like some Frankenstein experiment that went totally right.