Reader Email: Who Is This Guy? (UPDATE-UPDATE)
Reader Email
Hey, this guy was sitting behind the celtics bench during game 2…WTF.
Tom
In all seriousness this may be the most mystifying dude we’ve ever posted on the Stool. I mean this guy couldn’t look more out of place if he tried. He seems like he should be at some art show in France or something. I’d love to know what this guys deal is? Maybe even shadow him for a day just to see what he’s all about. Because he has to be a somebody right? You just don’t get those tickets by calling ticketmaster. Unless of course he’s just a mirage or an optical illusion or something. I know that seems crazy, but it may be the most logical explanation here. What do the Stoolies think?
Vote 1 for this guy is real and 10 for just a mirage
UPDATE….UPDATE….UPDATE
So as shocking as it may seem this dude is not a mirage. His name is Matteo Gallo. His son emailed me to inform me that his dad is in fact real, he is a season ticket holder and he always wears outrageous clothing. He even asked me to send him the pictures so he could show his dad how bad he looks. Pretty funny.
Boston.com - North End real estate biggie Matteo Gallo, who’s been called one of Boston’s finest Italian imports, recently returned from an around-the-world tour withSpencer Wells, an anthropologist, explorer, and author of “The Journey of Man: A Genetic Odyssey.” One of the stops on the tour that took Gallo to 12 countries was a close encounter in Papua, New Guinea, with former cannibals. Through an interpreter, Matteo joked with the tribe’s leader: “I hope you don’t like Italian food.”
I saw about 10,000 dudes that looked like that at the Bell Centre earlier in the week.
Canadiens fan. Went to the Celtics game by mistake
Curtis Sliwa…but his mouth isn’t full of jizz
Where’s Waldo grew up i guess.
Yea, its so obvious it hurts…
This is a montreal fan who is just realizing that he bought the wrong nights tickets to the garden. It took him a while ( last minute )which is surprising. I would have thought the 10 6ft+ black players running out of the locker room would have raised a red flag?
Btw its game 1.
In other news…
A senior NFL official confirmed that ‘substantive talks’ have been held with London officials about holding the Super Bowl abroad, the BBC reported Friday.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has expressed interest in the past about bringing the game to London in an effort to expand the game to a global audience.
I went with ‘Mirage’ because his shirt looks like one of those old optical illusions.
ch@v?
Thats the dude Tuffnutz snowballs with
RonMexico2153 said: { Apr 24, 2009 – 12:04:26 }
back at home sunday, game 7 we will be able to pull it out….Ward looked nasty to last night. Did you see brodeur’ hissy fit game 4…what a little bitch
RM-
You going to Game 6 here? I’ll be there. I’m not a ‘canes fan, nor can I stand the ‘canes fans, but the RBC Center is F’ing amazing in the playoffs…
That guy is awesome. He is the 1982 version of Joe Rogan, Jeremy Piven or Colin Quinn.
Funny…I was thinking the same fricken thing watching that game last week.
‘bama that very well could be Joe Rogan…
Boston Links >
Pittsfield Man Smashes 17 Teen TV’s At Walmart With A Baseball Bat
Haha..come on Pres 17 Teen? Little too much sun in St Martin?
I heard that Big Daddy Smooth had some work done…just sayin’.
On second thought maybe manzo’s mom let him out of the house that night?
That dude definitely molests collies
Guy looks like he needs a helmet.
Some serious Corky going on right there.
would you idiots take your devils/canes conversation elsewhere. no one wants to read that shit until the bruins are done stomping the shit out of one of them in a few weeks. probably the canes, cause the devils are a bunch of no talent ass clowns, they’re just lucky they got a good goalie.
Looks like Re-Run lost a few pounds and lightened his skin a bit…
its the dude from that shitty 80′s movie where he teaches the spanish thugs math in LA
Actually that guy looks like every other douchebag Celtics fan… I can’t see what the fuss is about
I want to punch gay waldo (redundant)
Joe Rogan lost a bet
» batman said: { Apr 24, 2009 – 01:04:55 }
Thats the dude Tuffnutz snowballs with
i beg to differ bro
good comeback
he looks like he should be traing rocky balboa
ThePrideOfFramingham said: { Apr 24, 2009 – 01:04:27 }
quite the oxymoron there dont you think, apologies if you are peter taglinetti of course
seriously, he technically called himself an idiot. Then again he’s from Framingham so he’s definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer
no offense
framingham aye, check his green card
no need, he def has a lisence thanks to Deval
He wondering what taking so long for his fuckin cheeseballs.
Bulls fans threatning Tony Allens Life…
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4094591
Sweet shirt…
it’s paul simon’s gay twin.
sucks for tony allen but he aint goin to get shot a t a pro sporting event, because well the”shooter” cant get tickets
Hahaha oh man!!! That dude was our landlord for 4 years! He would walk around the North End in absurd purple and yellow designer suits, crazy hats, jackets and shoes!! He’s pissed off many tenants including us. Would only fix things if you threaten to call Inspectional Services. No heat?? Solution: Just turn on the gas stove to heat the apartment!! Yah, that’s safe!!! He took my roomate and I to small claims court.
I love that despite the fact that Boston is a huge city, there’s always some random ass connection between the bloggers and the subject at hand…
Guess it’s true what they say: Douches hang with douches…
greaseball