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My wife took this picture at the dr.’s office. If we assume the woman in front of her is 4’11″ This girl has to be 8ft tall at least, right?
Yup. This bitch is at least 8 feet tall. I’m talking Giant Gonzalez big. I wonder if that’s why she’s at the doctor’s? Trying to stop growing. That’s probably it right? Got to be.
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I feel bad for her, I don’t think she’s had any work since her small role in “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo.”
Real question is who got her pregnant? Bigfoot?
thats a HUGE BITCH
Would smash. Just to say I banged the world’s tallest woman.
Tiny fucking arms for being 8′, looks like a T-Rex.
I could tongue her dirt star standing up.
trannie?
@whitney You fucking kidding me? Those things are called sleeves bro. She’s 8 feet tall and her fingertips are practically touching her knees, NBA scouts probably drooling over that wingspan.
@stro, quit playing dude. You know Bill Brasky is the only guy man enough to plant that seed.
Her box must be cavernous
If that receptionist is smart she’s calling 911
I hear her clam doubles as a bike rack.
Behemoth.
the awkward moment when the girl in the white turns around and trys not to scream
“Hey, if she’s not the best looking broad, she’s not the best looking broad, and that’s OK, but she’s a person.” – Eric Winston
shes almost the same size as your nose
I wonder if that’s why she’s at the doctor’s? Trying to stop growing. That’s probably it right?
And that Portnoy is why I come here………..to lurn stuf
Whatcha gonna do when your pituitary gland runs wild on youuuu?
thats my wife
barbaric
I’d pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
I’d pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
I’d pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
whats under the hood? an military hangar?
I’d pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
pussybooger shut the fuck up. And sweet name, how is freshman year of high school?
Are we sure this is real?
Say what again motherfucker, say what again, I dare you, no I double dare you, say what again…
Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
I used to date her. She loved when I gave her ass-play from my ladder.
yea whitney.. her arms dont start by her fuckin waist bro
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
@t420…So are you wondering how they fit a Boeing 747 in that office?
T420 ya stuttering prick ya
can you fucking ingrates learn how to post from a phone..shit..you guys are like the assholes who press the print 20 times because it didnt print 2 seconds after you pressed it the first time
Real question. How does she shave her legs?
I wonder how they fit a Boeing 747 in that office. Oh wait, somebody already used that joke? I didn’t see it
Pres did it ever occur to you that this was photoshopped?
Pres did it ever occur to you that this was photoshopped?
Why won’t this awesome comment post? I’ll try it again. – t420
I went to college with this girl. True story. She is huge, like 7’7″, watching her go through the lunch line at the dining hall was a sight to behold.