Red Sox and Cubs Gearing Up For the Theo Epstein Toilet Bowl Series
The Red Sox are 29-32 and in last place in the American League East. The Chicago Cubs are 20-40 and in last place in the National League Central. The only team with a worse record than the Cubs are the San Diego Padres (Jed Hoyer’s former team and Theo’s sidekick) who are obviously also in last place. So this naturally begs the question of whether Theo is the most overrated/luckiest GM in the history of baseball? I’m sure pussy Midwestern Cubs fans are saying it’s only his first year give him time, but if I remember correctly he got credit for us winning the world series in his first year here. So you can’t have your cake and eat it too. If he gets credit for that he needs to get the blame for the debacle in Chicago.
Personally I think the truth lies in between. Theo is an adequate GM. He’s no genius. He’s no idiot. Instead it just illustrates a long standing belief I’ve had about baseball executives in general. That they are the luckiest people in the world. It’s the highest paying dream job that everybody wants that takes the least amount of natural ability to be good at. You don’t have to be athletic. You don’t have to have played the game. You don’t have to be really smart. You just have to be in the right place at the right time, get your foot in the door and get lucky. That’s it. I mean baseball GM’s aren’t smarter than you or I. Brian Cashman and Theo don’t have any skills that separate them from the average slob who plays fantasy baseball. They spend the most money that their owner lets them on the best players available which everybody agrees are the best players. How fucking hard is that? It reminds me of Trading Places in a way. You could stick anybody in that role, teach them how to do it and the results would be similar. So even though Theo seemingly has mushed half the major leagues right now I’m sure in a few years the Cubs and Red Sox will be good again. But it won’t be because he suddenly changed his philosophy or got a new brain. It’s just the law of averages. In the beginning of his career everything worked out for Theo. Now nothing is. Sooner or later the pendulum will swing back his way and it will really have nothing to do with him.


I completely agree you fat Jewish bald headed hardo douche. Same thing as NBA coaches. Phil Jackson isnt great. Put any coach on the bench with Jordan Shaq Kobe etc in their prime and they still win the same number of championships.
Fact.
-Ch@v
Well said Pres
Never understood the saying, “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”. What the fuck good is the cake if you can’t eat it. Makes no fucking sense!
this was so long i thought it was a thorton blog
Didn’t you see Moneyball? Billy Beane has had like 7 consecutive losing seasons!
Sidenote: I’m digging the American Apparel girl. I wouldn’t bitch about the iPhone pop up ads if they were her.
I will be heading to Chicago this weekend for the game, couldn’t be more excited.
Theo was here for ’03. He didn’t win it in his first year you fucking moron. And he’s a complete idiot. He was right with Schilling, Foulke, Ortiz, a few others, but other than that he was completely overrated and an awful GM
Baseball’s GMs aren’t smarter than you or “me.”
Since 2007, he’s probably the worst GM in baseball. Hasn’t made a good move in years. It’s pretty remarkable, really.
Definitely overrated. He got lucky with a few moves and he’s the “boy genius.”. Dan Duquette and Mike Port provided most of the building blocks for the WS winners.
Theo thought MATT FUCKING CLEMENT was an adequate replacement for Pedro. Jason Bay should’ve been brought back as well.
Possibly your stupidest post ever.
A) Epstein didn’t win his first year in Boston.
B) The Cubs are purposely tanking this year, they had no shot from the beginning, and Theo knew it, so why bring in top free agents to go from 65 wins to 75 wins and still not make the playoffs, and get worse draft position. This season is all about acquiring young talent to improve the Cubs farm system.
C) Epstein is not only responsible for Ortiz and Schilling, but for drafting and developing guys like Pedroia, Ellsbury, Papelbon, Bucholz, Salty, and the list goes on and on.
D) Jed Hoyer left the Padres with far and away the best farm system in baseball and a very bright future.
shut the fuck up 8str8, you fucking douche with your corrections. People who correct other people are not liked by any people, fact. Oh and I’m sure el pres actually goes through these comments looking for spell checkers
youre so fucking dumb pres. So any fantasy baseball player can write moneyball? If anyone can be a GM I guess you believe the shitload of young talent on the Rays is just lucky and any team could’ve done that, or it’s just random Texas ended up with a great mix of young hitters and vets like young and napoli. Fuck off. As a yanks fan, I’ll admit it wouldn’t be that hard to do Cashman’s job, but most GMs don’t have the infinite payroll of the yanks/sox dipshit. And Theo was part of the best GM/Manager combo in Sox history, stop trying to downplay it now that he’s gone.
alkappy: C) That was all entirely Epstein’s doing. The Director of Scouting and the scouts had absolutely nothing to do with getting those players into the farm system. Epstein has actually said he never saw Ellsbury play in person until he was in the farm system here. Also how the fuck did he draft and develop Salty. Was he moonlighting in Texas?
Epstein went to Yale so yes, he is smarter than you Pres
epstein was in his 3rd year when they won the world series. seriously, do you know anything outside of justin beiber’s day to day comings and goings?
corlidleflymehome: Got carried away, Saltalamacchia should not have been on the list. And obviously other people effect the draft, but the GM always gets the most credit, but 2 of those guys who were architects of the BoSox, Jed Hoyer and Jason McLeod are both with the Cubs now as well.
Fuck Theo and the the fuckin asshole Cubs fans that think he’s a savior. Fuck Chicago too. Fuck you too
Time to play our regular game of “Pres doesn’t know what ‘Begs the question’ means”!
YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING TARD, THAT’S NOT WHAT “BEGS THE QUESTION” MEANS.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
Thank you.
Theo OVERRATED! He won the title in 04 with 3/4′s of Duquette’s players and in 07 with Beckett and Lowell carrying the team, two players acquired while he was out pouting with Pearl Jam. And while I’m at it Francona is also overrated. Grady Little took a team of misfits in ’03 withing 5 outs of a world series with no closer err closer by committee and no #2 starter while a year later Francona came withing 2 outs of getting swept in the ALCS with a #1 and #2 starter and a dominate closer. Hey Chicago, you’re welcome!
Ch@v, you’re a moron. Phil Jackson isn’t a great coach? That’s one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard