Red Sox Just Sent This Email Out… “Welcome Youkilis back for the first time as a member of the Chicago White Sox on July 16 – 19″
From: redsox.com Ticketing <feedback@mail.mlblists.com>
Date: Mon, Jun 25, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Subject: Welcome Youkilis back for the first time as a member of the Chicago White Sox on July 16 – 19
Well that was fucking fast right? Youk’s body isn’t even fucking cold yet and the One Eyed bandit already trying to make a profit on his death. I mean how can you welcome somebody back when they haven’t even finished packing? Whatever. Haters gonna hate…One Eyed Bandit gonna Slate…
this ownership group would sell you pedroia’s jerk-off rag if they could
A video of Dr Creepy signing off on it and making a genius comment would be great.
Yeah, I saw this show up in my inbox and promptly deleted it.
Why do they have to try to pimp out Youkilis if they’ve been selling out every home game for the last 9 years?
At least, this means there is a lesser chance that they launch a smear campaign before July 19.
Just got this myself. Completely shameless and nauseating. Just when I was starting to “un-like” this team a little bit, the management group pulls this money grabbing stunt. Did the guys plane even land in Chicago yet?
This makes me very angry.
we won’t get a smear campaign here… ownership just was fed up with Tito and Theo….
I have a great marketing idea, trade the whole team for minor leaguers and then when the ex-Sox players come back use it t sell tickets!!! Genius or what?
EZ they’re asking way too much for the rag…..you know, from what I’ve heard.
This one was right in Dr. Charles’ wheelhouse. Probably got a bonus for having this pumped out so quickly.
Youk’s body isn’t even fucking cold yet
“Trading Youk makes me puke (and I wasn’t even drinking any)” t’shirt coming in 3-2-1
How have you not spliced OEB’s head on the Slater gif yet??
Never thought i’d see the day when the Red Sox were a distant 4th in popularity…but it’s here, and this is exhibit A of why.
reason #8386 every bar in the city yesterday had the euro instead of this disgrace of a team. just sold my tickets for tonight and couldn’t be happier.
[...] already coming up with ways to make money off of the situation. The following is a screenshot of an email that was sent out by the Red Sox ticket office on Monday with a subject line that read “Welcome Youkilis back [...]
Evil One ftw once again…
Can’t even watch the red sox anymore.. this is such a fucking joke