From: Ticketing <>
Date: Mon, Jun 25, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Subject: Welcome Youkilis back for the first time as a member of the Chicago White Sox on July 16 – 19

Well that was fucking fast right?    Youk’s body isn’t even fucking cold yet and the One Eyed bandit already trying to make a profit on his death.     I mean how can you welcome somebody back when they haven’t even finished packing?    Whatever.   Haters gonna hate…One Eyed Bandit gonna Slate…