Red Sox Lose 7th Straight….Bobby Valentine Injured Falling Off His Bike In Central Park….Just Another Day in Red Sox Nation….Get Your Discount Bricks Here!
Boston.com – Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine was slightly injured after crashing his bicycle in New York’s Central Park on Tuesday, the New York Times reported. According to the Times, Valentine said he was reading a text message from second baseman Dustin Pedroia when he had to swerve to avoid people in front of him. He fell off the bike and suffered minor injuries to his knees and hips. “I shouldn’t have been reading a text while I was riding. That’s the wrong thing to do,” Valentine said.
How beaten down is Bobby V? The guy is apologizing for falling off his own bike now. Like I’m sure somebody was like what’s up with the scrape on your knees Bobby? And his kneejerk reaction was just to automatically apologize. “I shouldn’t have been reading a text while I was riding. That’s the wrong thing to do, Somebody please kill me”
I hear that Bobby V invented the bicycle.
I thought he invented falling down.
He may not have invented it…but hes the King of falling off…guy will disappear for the next 3 years after he gets the can tomorrow
What a genius that guy is. Back to the 55+ community in Florida for you old man.
In like a lion, out like a lamb. Good riddance, tough guy. Way to make an impact on the team.
The management doesn’t have the balls to do it, but I really want Ozzie Guillen to manage this team next year.
you want Ozzie Guillen to mismanage this team next year?
I feel bad for the guy. Next time I’m in Stamford, I’ll stop by his bar and offer to buy the guy a damn beer. If he actually makes me pay, i’m not quite sure what uncontrollable verbal fury may be released.
edrooney his bar is an absolute shithole, and yes ozzie guillen for manager
Knee-jerk reaction to his skun knee-jerk reaction? Cue the duckboats.
Pedroia’s Text: “Hey Dick Valentine, I hope you fall off your fucking bike and die”
Just picturing him getting tossed tonight, then going and getting his bike from the clubhouse and riding around the field….like any good attention whore would do