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Redhead Gets Her Panties In A Bunch On The Subway Because Some Dude Flashed Her His Junk
Fucking redheads. Chick thinks she’s so righteous with the whole “I know what I saw! He was creeping against me and then I saw his cock out! I’m going to personally arrest you, blah, blah, blah. Seriously cry me a river honey. What a guy can’t whip his dick out on the subway anymore without it become a federal investigation? It’s not like he jizzed on you. He just poked his head out to say hello. You should be flattered that he thinks you’re hot instead of being a whiny little bitch about it. Learn how to take a compliment instead of being like “Where’s the conductor….Where’s the conductor” He’s driving the fucking train you idiot.
c’mon man
first penis she has ever seen?
2 thumbs down
holy crap. Boston barstool actually posted something the same time as New York??!! Could this be a new day for Barstool Boston? Is this a sign that El Prez is turning a new leaf and will stop letting New York beat him to the punch on every post?
oh wait nevermind. New york posted it 20 minutes before EL Prez. New York does it again. *sigh*
temple -6.5 … buy your kids a gift on me.
Must have had big plans that night to drop them so quick…
Talk about genius. This guy not only gets some cheap feels with his junk he also gets the girl to cancel her plans and hang out with him all night. I’d say the junk rub worked pretty well…
love how the guy refuses to take the bag away from his cock. “No, my dick’s not out, I just feel comfortbale this way.”
Same blog in the span of 20 min awesome. BBSS is going down in flames brighter than that fire crotch in the video.
El Pres blog grade – F
Kmarko – B
Where’s the conductor? Is she serious?
The incredible thing is she pulled the emergency brake!!! That’s for serious shit firebush, not to stop a whole train because some upstanding citizen is rubbing his dick on you. Imagine being three cars away and late for something?
What a rookie. C’mon guy, if you’re gonna get arrested for rubbing your cock against a broad on the subway at least make it a hot broad.
She does have the female righteous indignation hand gestures and head jerks down pat. Is it something they learn? Like the gay lisp?
“i wish a had more hands, i’d give those titties 4 thumbs down”
she keeps sneaky looking down at his cock. she wants it – could it be any more obvious?
No. this blog grade was a solid B. Kmarko’s wasn’t that funny.
fuckin lesbians….betcha the carpet doesnt match the drapes.
Gross! get it off me. gingers are gross
Fucking Ginger
I can’t be the only one who would fuck that chick, right?
no, you’re not the only one Viking. Just don’t let her see your cock.
Tell me this chick isnt so happy some one actually show some sexual interest in her
Conductor? Your not riding Thomas the train you fucking toilet.
He’s driving the train u idiot. hahaha nice one
Conductor?…..you mean the black high school drop out who’s texting at the front of the train while sucking down a fourloco?….Oh…….he’ll be there as soon as his nap is over with
I’m guessing the driver drives, not the conductor. The conductor comes around commuter and Amtrak trains to check tickets, but the subway ticket system is automated, so not sure why Firecrotch thinks he’s going to appear any time soon. If she pulled the cord, then the Fire Dept might show up.
Sure as shit that guy flashed his cock. Hey detox stop losing money to the juggernaut Miami football program they smoked you a few weeks ago when you bet on Bowling Green +2.5.
am I the only one that thought she was kind of bad-ass ?? I mean she is going off on a freak that is twice her size and she has NO fear.
pretty ballsy, if you ask me . . .
So much funnier than kmarko’s. Learn how to write, you pretentious NYC fucks.