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NY Daily News - When it comes to facing the Patriots, Ryan isn’t fooling around. As for his players, well, that depends on who you talk to. For defensive lineman Sheldon Richardson, that not only meant avoiding things like taking out the garbage, it also included any activities in the bedroom. “Most definitely,” said Richardson told the News with an ear-to-ear grin, when asked if Rex’s message included hanky panky. Ryan later explained that his Rex talk was meant to be about household chores, not sex, but the message was still clear: focus on the Patriots and nothing else. “He was like…rest your legs, you go home, don’t do nothing for your wife. Say baby, next week,” said Cribbs. “You’ll take out the trash next week. I’ll take the kids to practice next week but I’ve got to rest for this game.”… As far as the Jets players are concerned, this is just Ryan’s way of showing how much he really wants to beat the Pats. “He’s gets a little pep in his step when the Patriots come around,” Richardson said. “He’s itching, he’s itching to beat ‘em. You get a little itch you want to scratch.”

OK, now I’m worried.  I figured this game was a slam dunk, but not after this.  Nothing says we’re playing for keeps now; the kidding around is pretty much over, like the Jets giving up sex.  Like the Jets giving up all their freaky, kinky, unholy, unclean sex.  That’s all the proof you need that these guys are taking this one seriously.  That they’re coming this Sunday, and they plan on bringing all Hell with them.  I mean, in the normal course of a gameprep week, Antonio Cromartie will have creampied a half a dozen or so future babymamas, Mark Sanchez would statutorially raped 3 or 4 Jersey high school girls and Rex would’ve ruined closetful of Michelle’s pumps with his jizz.  But the fact that they’re giving all that up?  That does not bode well for the Patriots.  I won’t be surprised if this moves the Vegas line or takes the game off the board altogether.  So be forewarned, Patriots.  While your coach is rocking Linda Holliday’s world and your quarterback is making the most beautiful woman in the world’s toes curl up, your opponents are layin’ off the pet shop dame because women weaken legs.  And that spells trouble for us.  @JerryThornton1