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Rex Ryan Calls All Jets Season Ticket Holders This Morning Begging For Support Against Pats
Oh those wacky Jets. The best part of this voicemail is that Jets fans are like psyched out of their minds right now because of this. I mean they beat the Texans, they watched us struggle vs. Buffalo and now they get a voicemail from Rex Ryan and suddenly they think they’re going to the superbowl. It’s fucking hilarious! Keep in mind these are real quotes from Gang Green messageboard;
‘”I’m so FUCKING pumped!!!! We never had a coach like this!!! I”m bringing my A game Sunday! Going to BEEEE LOUD ASSS HELLL!!!! FUCK THE PATSSS!
“Just got my call as well.. Oh man.. I can’t wait to be there on Sunday.. I wish i was still in college where i can just not go to class, and sleep a lot so sunday came faster.”
“patriots have to face the players AND the fans. he wants it to be like we have 13 or 14 players out there on defense. he wants to be 1-0 against belichjeck and he wants us there for the whole 4 quarters
LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Im cutting an annual golf trip short to be there for this game. I wouldn’t miss it for anything. P.S. I already took the pledge to be in my seat for kickoff!!! BE LOUD. THE TIME IS NOW!”
That is my motto going into the game on Sunday. Sit there quite and i will tear my section a new ***hole.
I just got the call too and played it on the icm here at work so all my faggot ass pats-fan co workers could hear it.
328-23 MANGOLD ready to rock the UD!!!!
BAHAHA! Jets fans are so fucking cute. I just want to take them all home and like squeeze the shit out of those little fuckers. Seriously keep dialing for dollars Rex. Because while your cold calling all season ticket holders Belichick is studying game film. And people wonder why we own the NFL? It’s amateur hour everywhere but here.
damn, you need some new material, site is tired
I love this site but how does anyone take what this guy has to say about sports seriously? I mean he is such a NE / Boston homer its ridiculous. If he ever really considers getting into sports talk for real he’s going to have to grow up.
The Pats own the NFL? I mean come on dude. You dont even realize the rest of the country thinks you guys are a joke. Your football team is awesome but the fans are a joke.
The bad news it that they may not need “support” against the Pats. Am I the only one that thought that was a real shitshow Sunday night?
Hilarious voicemail but I will almost guarantee that Giants stadium will be louder than Gillette on Sunday. Our fans were pathetic for first 3 and a half quarters on Monday Night.
cant wait to see the jets kick the shit out of the patriots….. go gmen, 18-1 faggots.
“And people wonder why we own the NFL?”
Delusional thoughts
Tuffnutz,
the Pats are playing the Jets sunday. this blog is completely relevant.
Pats -4 is one of the greatest lines I’ve ever seen.
I know they are playing the jets, the commentary is tired how many rex ryan blogs can he post saying the same thing, loses some edge, kind of like how thronton’s writing sucks
I mean Buffalo is a pretty marginal team . . . at best… and it took a 4th quarter miracle to beat them.
This may not go too well this weekend. Hence -4 pts.
Mayo out 6-8 weeks possibly much longer? Jets at -4 for that game is the most ridiculous line I’ve seen this year.
people who look to correlate anything but w’s and losses from week to week in the NFL are morons. All that matters is winning. Struggling to win means nothing
lol at the Jets fans who use Monday as any example.
First games of the season are always weird with no real data to gameplan off of for coaching, a lot of rust from the pre-season, and lets not forget a QB who hasn’t finished a game in 500+ days.
It’s why the Raiders played the Chargers tough, Colts barely beat Jags, Ravens defense gave up 24 to the Chiefs, 49′ers beat the Cards, etc.
One person said 6-8, someone else said 3-4, no one know, btu def a portion of the season.
JUmboman
18-1>gmens record the last oh how many years?
when’s the last time they won 18 games ina season. they got that superbowl, yes, but when you try to insult a team, one superbowl compared to 3 won in the decade, and goin 16-0 in a regular season are still better than the giants.
heres your response to me
Bruschibuttfuck (or something like that)
we won you lsot, we’re awesome
“I will pledge to be in my seat by kick off”
HAHAHA. Wow. What a trooper. Guarantee that he will be out of his seat and trying to beat traffic by the end of the third quarter when it is obvious the Jets are done.
I LOVE THE HATE…There will still be some NY cocksuckers at the end of the season talking shit as we are all hammered in the streets watching 4 Lombardi’s float down the Charles
there’s a big difference between trying to find a replacement for mayo in the 1st quarter of a game and having a week to groom a guy. the pats were handcuffed and ran vanilla defensive sets after the injury. they took it easy w/ brady in the 1st half too.
get ready to see the full bag of tricks this weekend and 8 guys in the box every play. it won’t even be close with belichick forcing sanchez to beat the pats.
You have to love this guy even if you are a Pats fan.
On the other hand these Jats fans are like Chris Farley sitting next to Paul McCartney.
“You remember that time you called my house…and told me to be at the game…and be really loud?…..That was awesome!”
“I wish i was still in college where i can just not go to class, and sleep a lot so sunday came faster.”
That plan apparently worked wonders for his grammar.
let’s see if the Jets can match the all around great play of the Buffalo Bills minus a dumb kick returner and win this game!
ron.fritz@baltsun.com
Email for Ron Fritz
Baltimore columnist / blogger who said Brady was classless.
I will be at Giant Stadium in full Patriots gear dominating all jet fans like Brady, Moss, Welker and my boys will dominate the jets. I mean come on is this a joke? Do they actually think they can beat Brady? And how many times is Rex Ryan gonna suck Belichecks dick before this game? I would be embarrassed to receive a voicemail from my coach telling me he’s not as good as someone else. PATHETIC
Can you imagine BB doing this shit?
“Hey New England fans, can you like come to the game and cheer and stuff? That would be cool. And when the other team has the ball, can you please make a lot of noise? That would be even better. I’m not as good as the other coach, but I’d like to win this game. Thanks guys!!!”
Jesus.
jumboman72 said:
“cant wait to see the jets kick the shit out of the patriots….. go gmen, 18-1 faggots.”
HOLY YESTERDAYS NEWS, BATMAN!
That message made me giggle.
I’m a Pats fan, but it’s been a few years since they”owned” the NFL