Business Insider – Amid the growing debate about whether college is just a huge waste of time and money, it’s worth checking in on what college students are up to these days. Especially elite college students. At expensive, prestigious universities like Harvard and Penn. The brilliant sons and daughters of the rich and famous. The best of the best. Are today’s elite college students cramming for exams? Prepping for job interviews? Figuring out how to make the world a better place? Not exactly. At least not exclusively. For Valentines Day, for example, a bunch of famous students at Harvard and other schools made a music video called “Pussy Breath.”

According to our reader, the students who made and starred in the video included:

• Dan Aykroyd’s daughter, Danielle, who goes to Harvard

• Daniel Libeskind’s daughter, Rachael, who goes to Harvard

• Ellen Barkin’s niece, Lana, who appears to go to Bard

(Our reader also reported that Ron Perelman’s daughter Sam, who goes to Penn, is also in the video, but Ron Perelman’s spokesman vehemently denies this. Assuming Sam is not, in fact, in the video, we apologize for mentioning her name in connection with it.)


What is the point of this article? To show how children of rich and famous people are fucked up? Tell me something I don’t know. Like don’t 94% of kids who grow up in Hollywood end up in rehab by age 12.   So if anything the fact these kids made it into an Ivy League School puts them way ahead of the game.  Then why did I post this blog you ask? Because I demand to know who the main girl is.  Hey sweet boobs, don’t just think you can wave your ivy league titties in my face and vanish into the sunset. The Stoolies are on the case. Find me this girl!