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Rick Pitino Was The Master Of His Domain For 15 Seconds
Espn.com - Pitino then said when asked about the sexual encounter, “unfortunate things happen.” They had a drink and moved to a booth just behind the bar. Pitino said, “one thing led to another” and then she “opened up my pants.” She asked Pitino if he had a condom and he said no. She said “well you have to pull out because I am fertile.” Pitino said this concerned him, but he continued and the entire sexual encounter “took less than 15 seconds.” He said he knows that he did not ejaculate inside of her. “We talked, I pulled my pants up an we left a short time later.”
I’m not going to lie. I haven’t been paying much attention to this Rick Pitino extortion case. But I couldn’t help but notice this nugget from Kentucky Sports Radio about how Pitino lasted 15 seconds when he fucked this chick. Ouch. That cuts deeps. I mean far be it for me to cast stones at glass houses, but that’s just the type of shit you don’t want out in public. Like when your blow your load instantly you want to keep that quiet. Talk all you want about me cheating, impregnating chicks, and getting extorted but just leave dick size and stamina out of it. Just tough to keep your street cred when the whole world knows you’re busting nuts in 15 seconds.
That’s about 10 seconds longer than I would last with today’s Wakeup.
“Like when your blow your load instantly want to keep that quiet.”
… translation please?
not even a one minute man, sad
I thought this whole stupid Pitino story included him getting a handy and/or a bj under the table from this slut?
If that’s the case, you can kinda understand the 15 seconds thing, can’t you? (I hope?)
best 15 seconds ever….
p.s. EP sounds like he has some skeletons in his closet about his dick size and stamina
doobah,
last time I checked you can’t impregnate a chick with a handie
EP: i usually only comment when you write something stupid or totally biased in favor of boston sports, but your write-up on this one was really hilarious
Who says “pull out, I’m fertile”?
Jurors earlier heard testimony from Lester Goetzinger of Louisville, who acknowledged making the calls in exchange for sexual favors from Sypher.
Whore much?
Not even a 24 second violation?
Ouch.
“I’m fertile.” = instant softy.
Pitino was just tryin to beat the shot clock… by shooting his load in under 35 seconds.
JP Buzz said: { Jul 29, 2010 – 10:07:55 }
Who says “pull out, I’m fertile”?
She’s like the ancient Nile River Delta, JP.
I hope to find out Pitibro pulled out and skeeted all up on this bitches face
You sould have seen his face when we chanted that bitch’s name during the Louisville vs. WVU bball game this year. It was fuckin hilarious
I smell a T-Shirt.
Oh the abuse he’s going to take this season with “15 Seconds” chants. Or just the crowd counting to 15 and yelling “Pull Out!”
a booth behind the bar is definitely a quickie location. nobody wants to fuck in a booth for even 3 minutes. a couple pumps, blow it on her stomach, move on with your life.
LESS than 15 seconds….wow.
i would like to see this girl, before i pass any judgement… but she is gonna have to be a 10 on LC’s scale to justify < 15 seconds!
where in the original article does it say 15 seconds? did they edit that out? and in the little clip you have it says he didnt bust it while he was inside. so maybe he took a couple pumps and she finished him off? the whole pregnancy thing could have been PS (or someone else’s kid but Pitino had more money)