NYDailynews – How is Robert Pattinson coping with his heartbreak? With a bottle and a telephone. The “Twilight” star has been calling his cheating girlfriend Kristen Stewart — and not always in a sober moment, according to In Touch magazine. “He’s been drunk dialing Kristen,” an unidentified friend told the celeb weekly.”Rob had been avoiding her calls, but now they’re talking … well, they’re barely talking,” the insider said. “There’s a lot of dead silence on the phone because there’s not a lot to talk about.”
I got to be honest. I expected more out of RPaz. Drunk dialing is 100% a sign of weakness. Like if an ex drunk dials me I think I got them right where I want them. Thinking about me. Obsessing about me. Can’t even get drunk and have a good time without calling me. I feel like I can just show up and bang their brains out. The move here is the drunk fuck dial. Total game changer. You got to call KStew every night while you’re fucking a different slut and let her listen. Talk shit on the phone. “Like hey bitch I’m fucking a whore right now you cheating little cunt. Smashing bitches left and right. Not flat bitches either. Huge tits and shit.” That’s how you get even. None of this 2nd grade drunk dialing shit. Come on RPaz. Be better than this.
PS – That’s got to be the worst caught cheating photo of all time right? If I were RPaz I’d almost rather have had her get caught with a dick splitting her in half than this. Shit is just so erotic looking. Just no coming back from that photo.