Click for our wake up with Miss Ratajkowski

I’m so hard right now and if being super hard is right I don’t want to be wrong.  I mean if Emily Ratajkowski doesn’t win an Oscar, Emmy and Grammy for that performance then there is something wrong with life.  And how about Robin Thicke?   Gangsta city.  Like hey Timberlake you just got pissed on.  Suit and Tie is cute and all, but this is the definition of machisimo.  Naked sluts just dancing around while you tell em you have a big dick.  He definitely fucked Ratajkowski after this video was over too.  Because once she agreed to do this video she was basically agreeing to anal in my book.  Just too much sexual tension not to fuck.

PS – How about the beating that Ratajkowski put on those other two girls?  Half the time I forgot there was even anybody else in the video except her.   So fucking hot the way she moved.  If she asked me to murder somebody I would no questions asked.

Double PS – For the life of me I can’t figure out youtube.  They’ll pull down a video of a kid getting punched in the face or passing out, but they leave porn on there.  Weirdos.  And yes I think this was better than porn.

Triple PS – That’s right I’m going triple ps!   If I could have one wish for my birthday it may be to have Pharell walk around with me for a day and just make this noise whenever I start talking to chicks.   I feel like that by itself gets you laid.