Rope Swing Mishap Showdown…Introducing the Challenger From Saco Maine…..Who Ya Got?
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Long time Stoolies know that the only thing I love more than watermelon, great asses and pizza is rope swing mishaps. Unfortunately I feel like it’s been years since we got a new one. Well today we finally got a new challenger straight from Saco. I got to admit I like this one a lot. I like how with or without the rope swing that jump would have been identical. Just straight to the ground like a giant bellyflop. You don’t see many rope mishaps like that. Most of the time it’s somebody getting swung around or dragged. This guy just had way too much rope. Result was just a straight shot right back down to earth with authority.
But for me I’m going with #2. I’ve watched it a million times and laugh every time. Just the way he comes crashing back into this cocktail party is too perfect. Like one minute he’s out swinging in the open ocean, forgets to let go somehow and the next second he’s coming in hot cracking his spine in half. Well played sir.
Vote 1 for 1, 2 for 2, 3 for 3, 4 for 4, 5 for 5, and 10 for no way this voting think works right anyway




Is 2 the Jolly Pirates boat in Aruba?? im vomit rum punch all over that pirate ship.
4 has to be the best because of the complete lack of a reaction by the guy. Even when you’re playing second base and a guy hits one to deep right center, you still instinctively stand up for half a second.
im always partial to #4, doesnt have the impact factor of the others who smash into shit but i think its the funniest, just kind of sums of women in 1 quick clip
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2 has the nice build up, people yelling at him to go, the degredation of it all happening in front of a party boat. 5 is the winner in pure pain, and the complete lack of surprise fromthe spectator on 4 is great.
Reblogged from a year ago
I have the challenger coming in at number two. That sound of the wind escaping from his body on impact followed by the belly laughs from the peanut gallery is pretty fucking hilarious. The fat guy on the pirate ship will never be topped.
Anyone know where Bill Romanowski is these days?
Pirate ship forever wins. I’m from Saco so it has to be #2. Fat broad comes in 3rd followed by #3 & #5. The serious tone of the guys in #5 ruins it…
the crowd reaction helps number 1 out a lot. moves it up to 2nd for me
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I’m sure Renee loves that first sentence.
I agree, 4 was the best because that guy didn’t even give a fuck. Its like he knew it was going to happen. He wanted it to happen. it happened.
#3 with the FATALITY
4. Like a smooth Kenny G solo, It just lulls you into a nice mellow groove…Then WAM. Fat chick is wet and you’re just standing there thinking, this is as good as it gets. I’m gonna chill here, ya know. Just send out the vibe…. river life at its finest
Considering the title of the challenger is “Viva La Stool” and the fact it looks like the guy purposefully belly flops, I gotta say the new video looks syaged. like it was made specifically to get on the site
No way that’s staged. Definitely the funniest thing I have ever seen. 1 has my vote by a mile!!!!
No way that’s staged. Definitely the funniest thing I have ever seen. 1 has my vote by a mile!!!!
No way that’s staged. Definitely the funniest thing I have ever seen. 1 has my vote by a mile!!!!
#2 is definitely the Pirates tour in Aruba. When I took it, at least 4 out of the 20 people who tried the swing came within 5 feet of slamming back in the boat. People had to scream at them to let go. High comedy.