Long time Stoolies know that the only thing I love more than watermelon, great asses and pizza is rope swing mishaps. Unfortunately I feel like it’s been years since we got a new one. Well today we finally got a new challenger straight from Saco. I got to admit I like this one a lot. I like how with or without the rope swing that jump would have been identical. Just straight to the ground like a giant bellyflop. You don’t see many rope mishaps like that. Most of the time it’s somebody getting swung around or dragged. This guy just had way too much rope. Result was just a straight shot right back down to earth with authority.
But for me I’m going with #2. I’ve watched it a million times and laugh every time. Just the way he comes crashing back into this cocktail party is too perfect. Like one minute he’s out swinging in the open ocean, forgets to let go somehow and the next second he’s coming in hot cracking his spine in half. Well played sir.
Vote 1 for 1, 2 for 2, 3 for 3, 4 for 4, 5 for 5, and 10 for no way this voting think works right anyway