Rope Swing Mishap Showdown….Who Ya Got?
The Challenger
Vs.
#2
Another Rope Swing Fail – Watch more Funny Videos
Vs. #3
Vs. #4
Worst Rope Swing Accident Ever – Watch more Funny Videos
Vs. #5
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Long time Stoolies know that the only thing I love more than gambling, great asses and pizza is rope swing mishaps. Unfortunately I feel like it’s been 2 years since we got a new one. Well today my prayers have been answered as we finally got a new challenger and it’s a doozy. I love the sound of the face smashing into sand and the gratuitous scream before impact. But having said that I’m still choosing #5. Yeah I know all the others were more violent but I don’t care. #5 wins on sheer ineptitude. I mean to say this lady never had a chance would be one of the great understatements of our generation. Like she literally never even got one foot of the ground. That’s almost impossible when doing a rope swing. I mean even in the worst case rope swing scenario, your feet should be in the air for a minimum of 2 seconds. But not this lady. It was a disaster from the word go. And unfortunately I don’t think it’s the first time that this has happened to her. Because judging from the reaction of the dude with no shirt on he acts like he sees this type of shit on a daily basis.
Number 3 is a classic… and also the winner here. Nothing more painful that getting your ankle practically ripped off by your body weight and momentum, than taking a jagged rock to the face afterwards.
Each one has something to offer. I’d rate them like this:
2
4
3
1
5
The best part about 5 is the complete lack of surprise from the guy watching. He would have been shocked with any outcome other than this. #2 is great because the suspense builds. #3 is a horrific wipeout. #1 has the tremndous editing with the scream, the splat, then the “oh”.
Number three is just brutal, like that dude is probably the most fucked up out of anyone. Number probably has a concussion and broken nose.
Although I will add, number one is fucking hilarious… “…ohh”
http://robert-lindsay.blogspot.com/2009/10/face-split-diving-accident-video.html?zx=3902f29ba8eee74b
winner winner human brains dinner
I just wish we had footage of that guy eating his own beard. Every time I even think of that fucker’s face i start chuckling to myself.
I only clicked this because I thought it said “Rape Swing…”
#2 is the best. the guy was over water the entire time. on a boat – no land at all to travel over….and the guy still fucks it up. All he had to do was let go of the trapeze – and rather than do that, he decided to hit the side of the boat on the rebound. tool.
At least the others had the potential of danger. this guy blew a layup.
i laughed at all but #3…that was just brutal
The reaction of the guy in number five had me rolling. He literally never even flinched. It was like he already made up his mind what was going to happen and couldn’t have cared less that yes, indeed, it really happened
Agreed, I laughed at all except #3. For that one, i cringed. That snapping sound was probably either his ankle or his leg.
15 sec prerolls on 25 second clips= fail
obviously i pre-ordered Locked Down
#3. When you’re dangling upside down from a rope swing with a noose-like grip around your broken ankle, it’s always important that you have a friend with you who can carefully analyze the situation ….”Ah, bro, your leg’s caught in the rope swing”
HAHAHAHAH My buddy did the EXACT SAME THING as #2 on the exact same boat in the exact same place…Aruba. hahha too funny.
Let’s break it down.
Last place – #5, but it is the funniest. Only one that made me laugh.
Second to last – #4. I think that cartwheel at the end saves her face.
Middle – #2. Rope to the side like that’s gonna hurt, but that looked like a pretty soft landing to me.
Second place – #1. Her face is fucked up.
First place – #3. That guy pretty much gets his leg ripped off and then finishes it off with a cliff to the face. Oh, and then he’s left hanging there by said leg. Brutal
hahha some funny shit…why dont you white people leave the swinging from the tree to us black folks
Yeah I guess it’s fun to watch people eat shit. But this is much more impressive: http://vimeo.com/14048821
Post that on the homepage.
youre welcome for #1.
lost in all of this rope swing ‘glory’ is number 5 is wearing jeans…that is exactly what i expect to happen to someone who wears jeans on a rope swing.
The fat chick one was just priceless.
it’s for sure number 3. I mean when homeboy was jumping off the cliff you know he was thinking that he was gonna kill it, and it was all well and good until the unfortunate rope swing mishap occurs and he starts speeding back toward the cliff fast as shit upside down.
Longtime Stoolies also know you fucking plagiarized that post from yourself when you originally posted that hog falling down the hill you lazy sonofabitch.