Long time Stoolies know that the only thing I love more than gambling, great asses and pizza is rope swing mishaps. Unfortunately I feel like it’s been 2 years since we got a new one. Well today my prayers have been answered as we finally got a new challenger and it’s a doozy. I love the sound of the face smashing into sand and the gratuitous scream before impact. But having said that I’m still choosing #5. Yeah I know all the others were more violent but I don’t care. #5 wins on sheer ineptitude. I mean to say this lady never had a chance would be one of the great understatements of our generation. Like she literally never even got one foot of the ground. That’s almost impossible when doing a rope swing. I mean even in the worst case rope swing scenario, your feet should be in the air for a minimum of 2 seconds. But not this lady. It was a disaster from the word go. And unfortunately I don’t think it’s the first time that this has happened to her. Because judging from the reaction of the dude with no shirt on he acts like he sees this type of shit on a daily basis.