Up yours, little Kenyan kids.  Way to open an old wound, the kind that never heal.   So this is the thanks we get for letting you win the Marathon every year and all those 19-0 t-shirts we sent.  Ingrates.  Thanks for making us look stupid, Kenya Jerks.  @JerryThornton1

(PS.  On a personal note, I imitated the Vin Scully call in “Curse of the Bambino” and in a roundabout way it lead to me coming to Barstool.  But I don’t have it on digital.  If anyone does, send it to me and there’s a “Ball Don’t Lie” t-shirt in it for you.)