MosNews – A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men. The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports. Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place. She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours. After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to keep them erect. Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks. At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her. “It was great,” the unnamed man said. “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me.”

So if I’m to understand this correctly 9 out of the 10 victims filed complaints against this lady? What were the rest gay or something? I mean that last guy summed it up best. “It was great. I only wish she hadn’t used the clonidine on me.” Amen brother, but you can’t always have your cake and eat it too. Sometimes you got to make sacrifices to get pussy and this is one of those times. Sure it’s not perfect, but neither is life. Bottomline is I’ll take the clonidine and penis trauma everyday of the week and twice on Sundays over watching Skinamax late night by myself. I thought Russians of all people would feel the same way.

PS – No way this shit happens in the old Soviet Union. You get clonidined by the Black Widow, you take it like a man. None of this suing bullshit. See this is the stuff they don’t teach you in history books.  It’s not all sunshine and cupcakes once the Cold War ended.