Russian Racewalk Bro Just Passing Out And Shitting All Over Himself Like It’s Nobody’s Business
Tomorrow morning when everybody is sitting at brunch and exchanging war stories about tonight, be thankful you’re not the guy saying, “Oh yea I was walking down the street then passed out and shit myself on international television. Yeah it sucked, I think it might have even gone up on the Stool. Oh well, YOLO.”
PS – I have no idea how this happens. No exaggeration, I think I could walk for the rest of my life. Like never stopping. One of my greatest claims to fame is that I’ve never once gotten tired walking my dogs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVBN7NAIrfg
Pres, If you even tried to walk to New Hope you won’t be Struttin that Ass.
BigFudge lacks basic observational skills.
Your dogs are smaller than your goddamn nose.
At least he really went for it. Id be pissed if he didn’t poop em.
At least he really went for it. Id be pissed if he didn’t poop em.
Who has a bg nose Peyton?
Peytonsucksballs with another retarded comment… who blogged this post again??? Fucking moron.
he is gonna shit himself again when he gets in front of putin and has to answer why he didnt win gold again
Guy looks like a concentration camp victim.
I wonder if he ran cross country at Holy Cross?? (I really hope someone gets that reference).
Well feitelberg, I dont think you realize these athletes are walking at 6 minute mile paces. These well trained walkers could beat you any day of the week. I would like to see you run two six minute miles without passing out yourself.
Fuckin party pooper. Just ruins games by shitting all over
Wait is race walking a real thing? Looks like running to me
“track4life” has got to be a parody account right? Like the clowns who cry about people shitting on soccer… but about track. No one ever said it was easy to walk around like you’ve got a turtle-head poking out for (which I guess it really was)… just no one ever really cared about it.
@ Harry J…wasn’t that a high school race?
@achart not sure what you mean by “parody account” since I clearly made a valid point. I guess you could consider this a parody account since I’m making fun of a guy like you who has nothing better to at 11 oclock on a Saturday night. by the way, your not going to get a job at barstool no matter how funny you try to be.
By “parody account” I mean someone who acts like a parody of a famous person or a stereotype of a type of person. In this case, someone who takes track way too seriously and can’t see the comedy in a guy shitting in the middle of a race because walking fast is difficult and therefor above being laughed at. I honestly still didn’t know if that was what you were doing, and you’re just really committed to the gag.
And the Barstool payroll is made up of about 4 people making minimum wage and a bunch of people who volunteer to write an article or 2 a day, so I’m actually all set there.
Gold medalist in the Men’s Ghey Pass Out and Shit Yourself competition. Congratulations.
@achart calm down bro, just a web site
I’ll just assume that you actually are a 36 year old track star and apologize for thinking you were a stereotype of a person who finds track interesting and drop it.
at least uta pippig was running…
How’d neil sneak into this race?
Morning after. Fuck. DirtyRandy, that is damn chemo isnt it
Brown medalist.
Hahahaha felger. Great comment!!
D+ blog Feitelberg.
@JKat: Yes it was, but immediately after, some Holy Cross XC runner got butt-hurt and emailed El Pres, and started one of the most epic comment sections in Barstool history.
that’s the super shopper walk. new walmart must’ve opened. bro shit himself because he was so excited.
Jew
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i love jew comments..when you make up the name; “throw the jew down the well”, I spit out my Zyklon B , and I wasn’t even sniffing any.
‘you guys know about feitelberg? he’s famous. dude just walks his dogs like it’s his business. bro could prolly do it forever.’
jesus.
YOLO? I hope you don’t actually use that word in real life, Feitleberg. F- blog all day. So much potential here too. Stick to promoting rape you faggot.
that’s not shit, it’s a swamp ass stain.