Russian Hockey Playing Bear Kills Trainer
MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) – A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday. In the incident, which happened Thursday, the 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him. “The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice,” Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters. It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. Medical personnel were unable to save Potapov, who died at the scene.
Is the Ministry of Culture and Information serious here? He doesn’t know why the bear attacked the trainer? Umm, can I take a shot at that? How about the bear fucking hates being humiliated every night when he should be in hibernation and just fucking had enough and decided to fucking kill the shit out his captors. How’s that for a guess? Either that or he didn’t like his contract. Either way Viva La Bear!

Maybe his handlers were wearing tucked in jerseys
In Soviet Russia, Bear kills YOU!
VIVA LA BEAR! indeed.
Its one of my favorite stories when the wild animals thats been fooled into thinking he is not wild, remembers he is wild and kills the shit out the asshole thats been holding him captive.
Im pretty sure even if this bear had a bottomless honey pot at his disposal, he’d still rather be out on his own eating turds.
» CptKballs said: { Oct 23, 2009 – 11:10:13 }
In Soviet Russia, bear kills YOU!
is it still funny at 3 pm?
News flash Hero, Yakov Smirnov jokes were never funny… They’re annoying, just like posting the same comment on two different sites or missing the point entirely.
Bear: 1
Human: 0
Was it with his bare hands?