Ryan Lochte Is Such A Douchebag
Somebody needs to tell Ryan Lochte that he doesn’t play for Team USA basketball with those hipster doofus glasses. You’re a 2nd rate swimmer who chokes every time he gets in the pool. You’re biggest accomplishment of the games was peeing in the pool. And on top of that you’re the most over rated looking dude on the planet. Like in my heart of hearts I know I’m better looking than this clown and that’s not even me bragging. Get over yourself bro. Hate this dude.


Wow El Nose I thought you hated feminists, and now you’re coming out with stories they came out with almost 24 hours ago? Hypocrisy at its finest. http://jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag
Seriously this guy is a huge cheese dick. I don’t know who I hate more Ryan Lochte or neil
It seems this Douche has been dipped in stupid and rolled in fag flour!!
@memphis I hate Lochte more than Kneel. That’s passion.
Oh and didn’t you say you could care less about the Olympics, and yet you’ve literally had at least one post about them every single day? Seriously, you probably have done more Olympic posts this week than you have Boston sports ones all year.
2 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze in these games, and he beat phelps head-to-head the first day just like phelps beat him yesterday. i don’t get where a nobody like you gets the 2nd rate swimmer illusion from
i bet this is what surferhair looks like, rocking his Mitt Romney bumper sticker on the back of his Subaru with the Jesus fish sticker next to tit
2nd rate … he has 2 gold & 2 silver medals in these games, and a couple WR’s and former WR’s under his belt…jealous much you fucking jewbag
Compared to phelps he’s. 2nd rate swimmer
I tuck my shirt into my undies
I don’t like the guy but jeez…don’t expose your jealousy or anything. The dude’s picking up new strange every night at olympic village.. probably why he has no gas for the races.
he is second rate, phelps is first rate hes second rate simple really
@dimitri compared to phelps isn’t everyone in history a 2nd rate swimmer?
Let him enjoy it. Two weeks from now hell fade into obscurity for at least four more years. Football season is coming up and at the end of the day no one really gives a shit about swimming.
he was suppose to win 7 golds hes gonan have 2 and cost team usa 1
So those glasses are out but your faggy neon joints are okay? psshhhhh
Prezzy come on and cut it out with the jealousy! He’s all over tv right now which is why women are hott for him…who else do we have to moon over? The 5’2 gymnasts? The deranged donkey looking Phelps?
I’d like to see all the members of Team USA basketball perform the 400M backstroke
@ One Eyed Bandit: They can’t swim.
@wildburham he’s still had a better olympic than 99% of athletes in these games. and as of now his 5 medals in these games are more than any other swimmer, including men and women
@fickin-die-hocker – so you are telling us that other sites dont like Lochte as well? And because of this, BS rips them off?
Go stick your needle dick in a vice you fucken cum dumpster. Oh and you’re a cunt.
sucks to be this fucking mullet. HAd his whole life on the line this week, huge hype, gonna be the man and all that shit. All he had to do was come through with 3-4 Golds and bro’s set for life. Endorsment deals out the ass for a few months until people stop caring about the olympics again and BOOM done.
Instead he loses team USA the relay after losing a huge lead, gets one gold (barley) in a singles race and gets dominated by phelps, who basically admitted he isn’t even trying anymore. Now Phelps gets his endorsements and smokes and this loser gets stuck with a mouthful of diamonds that will probley be repossessed in a month.
@rf2011 opps, but today happened, so now phelps made him look like even more of a waste with another gold. bronzes and silvers don’t count bro.
fuck you guys. i would drink his bath water.
Anyone that defends a faggot swimmer is also a faggot. Who may or may not swim.
You’re a rapper and you wear a grill. In the economy that rappers inhabit, that may be all good … but, for mainstream Olympic athletes that are winning gold medals? Stupid, stupid, stupid. The dude is all that and more [shedding potential sponsors like 781 Asteroid] … even his mother is on his arse about his “one night stands”. What a tool. Caveat: one night stands for someone with his assets is not stupid … having one’s mother call one out on that predilection is the definition of a “tool”.
@presmoobs ok so now phelps has 5 medals with 3 gold, lochte has 5 medals with 2 gold, and they went 1-1 against each other head-to-head, and phelps didn’t even place in one of those races. bronzes and silvers don’t count? yea im sure you’ve accomplished so much more in your life than a guy who’s one of the best in the world at his sport. obviously phelps is the greatest of all time but calling lochte a “waste” after he had a more successful olympics than almost every athlete on the planet is retarded. yea im sure he has real trouble getting girls with all of his medals, world championships, and records. i hate lochte but when losers who probably havent accomplished anything relevant in their lives criticize world class athletes, you see how absurd it is
nice Good Morning Vietnam reference, Pres…
lochte is a bitch he only gets gold when hes on a relay team with phelps
instead of ripping elprez to no end, just stop visiting his site. every time you come on here it makes him more popular. stop visiting the site so this dumb jew goes broke and the first lady realizes hes just a nose. she’s too hot for that douche anyway. use your head people. this talentless retard does alright for himself posting pictures with 1 sentence along with it. shits not even funny anymore and half-assed. its gotta end.
@one eyed bandit, id like to see every member of the swim team shoot 3′s