Ryan Lochte Says He’s Happy He Wasn’t Invited to Prince Harry’s Suite To Party Late Night
Gawker – Speaking with Matt Lauer on this morning’s Today Show, Ryan Lochte talked about his recent encounter with Prince Harry in Vegas, where the two reportedly engaged in a drunken swimming race which the Prince won. Lauer soon got down to brass tacks, turning the conversation toward the now-infamous strip billiards party Prince Harry held in his VIP suite. “So after the race did he say, ‘Hey Ryan, I’m throwing another kind of party in my hotel room, would you like to show up at that?” Lauer asked Lochte through chuckles. “No, no, he never said anything like that,” Lochte responded, adding that he was “kinda happy” he wasn’t invited. “I don’t need that,” he said.
Fucking Lochte huh? How big of an asshat is this dude? Oh you’re glad you didn’t get invited to the Royal Suite for a naked orgy with the hottest chicks in Vegas? Ok homeboy, whatever you say. Honestly this may be the biggest lie every told in the history of civilization unless Lochte is a gayball which he probably is. More importantly how many points does Prince Harry go up in your book? Like I’m sure somebody asked him whether he wanted to invite Lochte. I’d bet my life his response was this… “Pfft…We’re trying to have the best party in the history of the States not a “squids who got lapped in the Olympics cum fiesta” Prince Harry for the win…Jeah!
Fits Lochte’s MO, had the second best night behind Prince Harry.
Gotta buy the “big pony” shirts. Normal Polos not good enough, eh? Looks like he’s compensating for something…
More reason why I hate the British. This grand mass delusion that the Royal Family is something useful is comical
Know who paid for the charted jet to Vegas, the bar tab, the hookers and hotel room that costs thousands per night… the British taxpayer. Keep worshiping that queen cunt and pretending like they actually do something. Fucking useless assholes
He wanted Prince In The Can.
actually tornopen, the royal family owns all of the land in london proper and rents it out to make a large portion of their money
but yes if we had a royal family I would sling my poop at them
how pissed is prince harry, show up to vegas expecting the champ phelps, and this goober shows up
Harry and his filthy rich boys paid for the trip themselves. The issue for the British taxpayers is that they (the taxpayers) pay for the security detail to (try and) follow Harry around 24/7. Obviously they sent a couple of squids on this trip who were too busy staring at the naked chicks (or Harry’s meat and 2 veg) to prevent the incriminating photos from being taken. Or Harry deadbolted the door and made them sit in the corridor.
If they were playing strip poker – that mother fucker would be first on the list. Ain’t hard to outshine the gold medalist in a pants party based off of the other days photos.
@Finn McCool — and where does Harry’s money come from? His paper route? The base pay for a soldier?
Lochte still got probably more pussy than any other stoolie
Listen, I hate the concept of a Royal Family so not defending him. He gets a big wad of cash from the Civil List but in return has to open hospitals, kiss babies, make small talk with idiots etc. So it’s a job, whether you agree with the concept or not. He inherited a pile of cash from his Mom. Gets paid decent money for being an Army officer etc etc. On the other hand, his Daddy’s money is all from land given to him by the Queen (half of Cornwall etc). So you can look at it both ways. But taxpayers funding the security seems wrong. Anyway, did he fuck that girl or not?
@FinnMcCool he’s an ass naked prince groping an ass naked chick and sin city, i think the situation speaks for itself