Gawker – Speaking with Matt Lauer on this morning’s Today Show, Ryan Lochte talked about his recent encounter with Prince Harry in Vegas, where the two reportedly engaged in a drunken swimming race which the Prince won. Lauer soon got down to brass tacks, turning the conversation toward the now-infamous strip billiards party Prince Harry held in his VIP suite. “So after the race did he say, ‘Hey Ryan, I’m throwing another kind of party in my hotel room, would you like to show up at that?” Lauer asked Lochte through chuckles. “No, no, he never said anything like that,” Lochte responded, adding that he was “kinda happy” he wasn’t invited. “I don’t need that,” he said.
Fucking Lochte huh? How big of an asshat is this dude? Oh you’re glad you didn’t get invited to the Royal Suite for a naked orgy with the hottest chicks in Vegas? Ok homeboy, whatever you say. Honestly this may be the biggest lie every told in the history of civilization unless Lochte is a gayball which he probably is. More importantly how many points does Prince Harry go up in your book? Like I’m sure somebody asked him whether he wanted to invite Lochte. I’d bet my life his response was this… “Pfft…We’re trying to have the best party in the history of the States not a “squids who got lapped in the Olympics cum fiesta” Prince Harry for the win…Jeah!