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Ryan Seacrest is Dating Julianne Hough? Wait What?
(The New York Post) - “American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest and “Dancing with the Stars” (“DWTS”) dancer Julianne Hough can no longer act so coy — they were spotted kissing on Seacrest’s yacht while on a romantic vacation in Portofino, Italy, the New York Post reported Thursday. Sources said a set of sensational photos now making the rounds show two-time “DWTS”-winner Hough, who is also a country singer, wrapping her legs around Seacrest as she greets him on board after jetting in from Atlanta.
I’ve been hearing about these rumors for weeks now. Ryan Seacrest dating Julianne Hough. I kept dismissing them for the following 4 reasons. First Seacrest is gay. Second, Seacrest is gay. Third Seacrest is a midget. Fourth Julianne Hough is blazing fucking hot and wouldn’t be caught dead dating a gay midget. But now it’s apparently official? This makes me so mad I can’t even tell you. Fuck Seacrest! I want to fuck Julianne Hough. I mean I was beating off to her before Seacrest even know who she was. Plus my dick is bigger than Seacrest’s entire body and I don’t even have a big dick. It’s just Seacrest is a shrimp.
Seriously I don’t know why stuff like this makes me mad. And it’s not only when guys like Seacrest bang chicks they don’t deserve. I get jealous and mad even when my friends bang hot chicks. I get mad when Stoolies email me and tell me they fucked the smokeshow of the day. It’s a horrible trait really. Like I know I should be happy for people, but for some reason if I can’t fuck the chicks I want to fuck than I feel nobody should be allowed to fuck them.
PS – For all the bad pictures I post of myself that picture on the Julianne Hough link that I just googled is probably the worst and dumbest photo I’ve ever taken in my life. I literally spit out my coffee when I saw that and I wasn’t even drinking any.
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Daniella:
We’d rather see naked pictures of Vince Wilfork.
Speak for yourself BroBrah.
El pres, if it’s any consolation, this article might piss you but it’s got to be ten million times worse for Brian dunkelman. Seacrest is banging hot pussy on his yacht while dunkelman is huffing paint and jerking off to the sears catalog in his studio apartment.
I met this chick at the Indy 500 a couple of years ago. Off the hook hot…killer body and amazing ass.
I see the fags I know kissing chicks all the fucking time. It’s their thing, they get girls flashing them non stop too because they are “Safe”. Seacrest is as gay as Portnoy.
if you had a yacht you could bang her too
“[T]hat picture [of me] on the Julianne Hough link that I just googled is probably the worst and dumbest photo I’ve ever taken in my life.”
Nope. The Release-the-Kraken pic of you emerging from the water with the starfish shorts on is the worst. This outfit makes me want to order a Sex on the Beach from you poolside at Hedonism II. Please bring an extra for my buddy, Rick.
Prez it dont count if u compare ur dick to the size of seacrest on the TV screen
She is so hot.
Ryan Seacrest is too short to ride all rides at amusement parks.
No. Just No.
Prez: Do you mean the picture of you eating a sandwich out of that gorilla’s face?
Oh, that’s not you!
Seacrest’s yacht may be the worst consecutive words i’ve ever seen.
Sounds like a gay boy band name…or song.
Fuck that shit! Ryan Sea-Biscuit is a fucking douche bag. I think I’ll go kill myself now.
for a skinny girl she can move. sexy stuff right there. gaycrest can’t handle that.
there’s a good chance you are fucking a chick you don’t deserve