At this point if Gigi Chao doesn’t want to marry me then she has to be gay or something. I’ve been nothing but electric. Although if I’m being honest I hadn’t heard tale of her dad. Dude has fucked 10,000 chicks and wears shades like this?

Big time intimidation factor there. Whatever bro, I’ll still marry your daughter for a cool 65 million. Won’t even make you pay for the wedding.

PS – kinda mad they didn’t acknowledge my “Every Marriage Should Be Gay” bumper sticker I had behind me.

PPS – I’m totally not wearing make-up.