Santa Dong Run 2013
(All Pictures from Boston.com’s Dong Run Gallery)
I wasn’t going to blog about the Santa Dong Run this year. I really wasn’t. But just like every year lots of Stoolies have been emailing me about it so here we go. Now I know that the people who partake in this event love to say how it’s for charity and shit. Almost like that provides an automatic exemption from being made fun of. But here is the thing. I am 100% convinced the turnout would be the same if there was no charity involved. In other words the charity is just a convenient excuse for guys to dress in speedos and stare at each other’s cocks without being judged. “Like hey you can’t say anything bad me or say I’m gay because I’m doing it or charity.” Bullshit. These people do it because they enjoy it. They enjoy getting shitfaced and staring at each others junk. Hey whatever floats your boat. But let’s not play the charity card anymore. There are thousands of ways to donate money and give to charity. The guys who run in this do it because they like dressing in speedos and rubbing their ding dongs into each other. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it is what it is.
PS – Can you get arrested for plagerizing yourself?
lets stop playing the “im blogging it because the stoolies wanted me to” card and accept the fact that this type of homoerotic shit turns you on
I agree, the gay is very strong on the Boston site lately. I think Pres is having 8 crazy nights….Jews do give the best head, or so they say.
does Renee give a good blowie? i bet it’s a little toothy, but i’m sure she gets the job done.
meatgazing ftw
Just couldn’t stay away from the dongs could ya?
was it cold out? so many small cocks from all the pictures I’ve seen on boston.com
Wouldn’t doing this be a nice way to some tail though? Kinda like being a straight hairdresser. Yeah you’re surrounded by mostly chicks and gay dudes, but that makes you an even hotter commodity, right? And in this case chicks are in underwear already.
Neils?
Should be called Santa’s Gay Run for Charity. It is a 1 mile run for christ sakes. Challenge these gaybos with some obstacles that might sever a testicle or two.
What time did you arrive Pres?
Plagerizing? Do you spell everything phonetically?
Shit, I missed the Santa Speedo Run? I had my “Yes, Virginia, those are Santa Claus’s balls” sign ready and everything!
You’re 1/2 a fag. I looked through those pics today, and there are at least 5-6 smokes. Way to focus in on the dongs you cunt whistle.
Kinda have to agree. It’s like the people who shave their heads and make sure everyone knows about it with 3 emails a day. If you were really interested in donating to charities, you’d write a check and drop it off and go about your business. Nobody gives a shit how “crazy” you are
http://www.boston.com/thingstodo/2012/12/08/santa-speedo-run-pictures/w4qyBDEm82sr4i6tFRGMXO/story.html?pg=8
Example A
There are actually some pretty hot chicks that do this. They just never seem to make it into the Globe’s gallery
You’re such a faggot cum drinker David.
Better guy/girl ratio than BS parties.
Could someone please get Nutella some big cock pics?
Almost made it a whole day without seeing a bunch of cock photos.
Texans are about to whoop up on some of santa’s dong elves in a few hours
Yes, but only if you spell it correctly.
why are you blogging about some events gay bars invented? Do you even know your audience?
I used to wonder why Gaystoolie visits Barstool on a daily basis….
making fun of the dong run….a tradition like no other. you could post the same exact text every year and I would laugh every time.
Can any of the “lots of stoolies” (aside from gaystoolie) who inundated dongface with emails pleading for BSS to cover this event please raise your hand? Admit it and you won’t be ridiculed, promise, you get a free pass, but we all suspect that BSS is now just a cover for a male on male fanboy site. At least this will end the speculation and either prove Hooknose right or prove they’re all closeted stoolpushers.
I agree, something is a little wierd with the BSS crew. Feitelberg, Mo, Prez, Feitelberg, think they might be a little light in their loafers kids.
Otwisted ftw!
** one thing – the dong run must really drive traffic to boston.com – because they have been putting photos and videos of these cocks all over their site for the last week. How much does this cockfest raise for charity?
ps – I send pres email informing him of the event. I love the yearly trashing of these self-absorbed cock hounds.
Considering you can’t even get fired from ESPN for plagrizing I think you’re alright.
Oh what the fuck
David, you pretend to be so connected to the gay community. If you knew ANYTHING, you’d know that the Santa Speedo Run is like the NUMBER ONE thing to do in Boston if you’re a gay dude. Any straight dude participating in this run is either 100% clueless or it was their first and last time.
Also, designating a comment just to say that some other comment is “FTW” … please go fucking die. You’re the kid who stands behind the kid who’s dominating a beruit table and cheerleads the crowd after every shot. Get a fucking life.
@Whatwhat — you are the loser who takes BEER PONG way to fucking seriously. Fucking poser.
there’s a super smoke within the first 10 pics wearing a turquoise bikini, looking to the right.
Pres, you need to put on the Starfish Speedo and get a pack of smokes to run with you next year. Blackout Santa Speedo Run.
Tornopen — listen buster brown, I haven’t played beer pong in 5 fucking years. I’m a goddamn adult. I was merely using it in my analogy because it was age appropriate, as you are clearly, what, 23? Saying “FTW” is a step away from “LOL”. This is a public forum, grow up.