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Why Sara Jean?   Why?   Why did you have to go ruin arguably the most perfect figure on the planet with this grotesque boob job?     Say it ain’t so!  Say It ain’t so!   Girls should NEVER get boob jobs unless their tits are so unbelievably small that they can’t even wear a bra or something.   But Sara Jean was perfect!    Like dead ass perfect!   God gave her the perfect tits, the perfect ass, the perfect face, the perfect nose, the perfect smile and  now she fucked it all up.  It would be like if Picasso handed you a masterpiece and then you took it to an airbrush artist in the mall to touch it up.   Seriously now I know how Nancy Kerrigan felt right after she got kneecapped.   Why?  Whhhy?   Whhhy?

Ladies I’m begging you if you take anything away from reading Barstool Sports please let it be this blog.   Fake tits suck.   Normal guys don’t want girls with huge fake disproportionate tits.    It’s one thing if a chick is ugly and has low self esteem.  They need something to hang their hat on.  Something to draw attention away from their face.   But I’ve seen too many boob jobs ruin gorgeous girls and this is the perfect example.   Everything that I loved about Sara Jean is gone now.    I just don’t get it?  Why would you trade breathtaking beauty for the trashy slutty look?  It makes no sense.