Sara Jean Underwood Got Fake Tits?
Why Sara Jean? Why? Why did you have to go ruin arguably the most perfect figure on the planet with this grotesque boob job? Say it ain’t so! Say It ain’t so! Girls should NEVER get boob jobs unless their tits are so unbelievably small that they can’t even wear a bra or something. But Sara Jean was perfect! Like dead ass perfect! God gave her the perfect tits, the perfect ass, the perfect face, the perfect nose, the perfect smile and now she fucked it all up. It would be like if Picasso handed you a masterpiece and then you took it to an airbrush artist in the mall to touch it up. Seriously now I know how Nancy Kerrigan felt right after she got kneecapped. Why? Whhhy? Whhhy?
Ladies I’m begging you if you take anything away from reading Barstool Sports please let it be this blog. Fake tits suck. Normal guys don’t want girls with huge fake disproportionate tits. It’s one thing if a chick is ugly and has low self esteem. They need something to hang their hat on. Something to draw attention away from their face. But I’ve seen too many boob jobs ruin gorgeous girls and this is the perfect example. Everything that I loved about Sara Jean is gone now. I just don’t get it? Why would you trade breathtaking beauty for the trashy slutty look? It makes no sense.
Howard Stern tried to talk her out of it but the bitch wouldn’t listen. i dont get how girls never listen when we tell them what we think looks good. especially when we say dont get bigger tits.
would smush until my junk fell off….
nice cooch shot.
BARBARIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree that she was 100% perfect before the implants, and I also dislike fake boobs more than anyone I know, but I am so in love with her that it doesn’t matter. I don’t think they look too bad, at least she didn’t go for DD’s that look like half-basketballs taped to her chest.
This happened a year ago, by the way. You’re a little late to the party.
gotta agree with you here, pres, SJU is (was?) fucking SMOKING. i would give my left nut to hit it for the rest of my life, fake tits or not. but definitely shouldve stayed with regular tits. perfect 10 right here.
She looks good to me, let’s party.
I love fake tits for small titted girls to make them medium. No question…fake tits can be good 50% OF THE TIME. with dem small titty girls. However this is Tara Reid syndrome here. Remember when Tara Reid used to be hot (and fucking Brady) she went and fucked it all up. now shes a cottage cheese mess. I’m going to watch the Sara Jean does yoga video and cry my eyes out.
nice cooch
She does not seem to have received a vagina or face transplant, so still very bangable.
Pres, I know you don’t give a shit, but the new photo gallery sucks. I don’t want to click through each and every picture to see if there are any better at the end. The original “all full size pics on one page” was fantastic, but I understand you need more page views. So the “page of previews, click to see what you want” was a downgrade but still livable. This “keep clicking and maybe you’ll be rewarded” sucks balls.
OMG the horror…This should have been posted with the title Get it off me…
Pres you dumb ass…She’s still hotter than 98% of the chicks in the world
http://g4tv.com/videos/44346/sara-jean-underwood-sexy-costumes/
She might be perfect
Holy jesus that Jessica Rabbit costume is epic.
AAAAAANNNND I’m back!
Pretty girl getting implants = insecurity = daddy issues = need to please male figure = anal.
She’s perfect.
Looks perfect before and even better after.
An example of how you can improve perfection.
I love how the Jessica Rabbit costume has slideaway entrance. She definitely loves anal.
I want girls with huge fake disproportionate tits
Fake tits do suck but she’s so hot it doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go out on a titty and say if you think these ruined her you like heavy metal handjobs from men.
friggin Felger !!!!!
I want to eat her balloon knot
thats not Felgers wife McLovin
i came.
“FogelMcLovin says:
November 5, 2010 at 10:27 am
friggin Felger !!!!!”
Friggin dumbass!
damnit sara jean underwood, you have tainted my thoughts!
I think her vag just spoke to me
fake tits = sucking on a tennis ball
Still looks great, but was better before. You have to walk a damn tightrope with a woman’s insecurities to keep her trying to please you but not need constant reinforcement or to go do something like this.
this girls bod is unbelievable i may be in love. i would eat hummus out of her ass crack and i hate hummus.
Dammit Sarah, because your so hot, no one would mention that your money would of been much better spent on your nose. Then, perfection of would be accomplished. Now, you join all the other fake tit blondes in playboy.
I guess “humor” is lost on you meatheads ! Oh course its not Felgers wife morons ! Get a grip
This chic is a dime piece! real tits fake tits….Dont matter to me! I would love to split those ass cheeks!
mike felger might be the only other person to find something “wrong” this this chick. pres are you into full frontal male nudity?
Keep preaching the truth Pres!
Her new baps are fantastic! What’s wrong with you dude?
get naked you strange whore
“They need something to hang their hat on”
literally
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
wanna clap dem cheeks either way
i would tounge punch that fartbox for days
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Ugh. She’s got implants way back in June 2009. Just because the Hollywood Tuna guy didn’t have a clue and got the pics from my blog doesn’t mean they’re “new”.
She’s also already bared them again for Playboy and they look great. Howard Stern could have never talked her out of it because she already had them when he was there.
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What about girls who have small boobs but get boobs that are proportional to their body… is THAT ok? Because just ONE cup size would be awesome for me… and by the way, I knew Sara before the implants… and I also liked her better before…. but whatever makes her happy.