Saturday Is The Day Of Kings…Brownies Beer Die And Presidente Light Bikini Finals
Well if this Saturday isn’t the day of Kings than I don’t know what is. First we have Brownies Beer Die in the afternoon and then we have the Presidente Light Bikini Finals at Hurricane O’Reillys at night. To quote Tedy Serantis….WOW! Rumor on the street is that there are 90 teams in this year’s BBD and The Pres is a #1 seed based off last years performance and expected improvement. Hey like I told Brownie yesterday. I’m not coming to this thing to make friends, drink or have fun like last year. I’m coming to do one thing and one thing only. Win.
So after I dominate the shit out of the BBD come celebrate with me at Hurricanes as we drink some Presidente Light, the champagne of champions, and look at some hot bitches in bikinis. Sometimes it is good to be King!
RSVP for Hurricane’s at bikini@barstoolsports.com
PS – I’ve watched this replay of myself like 40 times already. I guess it’s true what they say. Greatness never gets old.
MLB will make you pull that video down so fast it’ll make your head spin.
Because if there’s anything Bud Selig hates more, it’s ripped off NBA commercials.
It may not get old, but it sure does get Fat.
Pres, do you credit your flexibility to the amount of Cheezits you consume.
Youk – that’s funny
The only reason that was amazing was because you missed your first attempt. I’ve played (and dominated) beer die many of times, why do you call it “brownies”?
Saturday sounds like an EPIC day……..if you’re 23 years old.
Grow up.
That video is gayer than Adam Lambert blowing dudes.
Chris Mullin and Bimbo Coles are going to be in attendence
It seems to me that regardless of whether or not you’ve played (and dominated) beer die, announcing it makes you sound like a meathead..particularly if you follow it up with a dumb question.
whats up with the chick who runs over, checks out your package, then starts clapping?
didn’t know you had such a flair for the dramatic. nice kick save.
EP I would like to personally thank you because now when I look in the mirror I can honestly say ” Hey, things could always be worse.”
rules question–do you actually put up a string to throw over or is it a gentleman’s rule? Seems like a complex set-up.
You guys play beer di standing up? Weak.
sitting down to play any game? thats weak
http://www.beerdiegame.com/beer_die/how_play/index.htm
Check rule 7
Game Setup and Equipment:
1. Lots of Beer, trust me…you’ll need it.
2. One rectangular table (1/2 in. plywood at least), 8′ x 4′ official size.
3. 2 dowel rods, and a fringe to make a net. The fringe is so you can tell if the die goes under the net; the fringe will flip up.
4. Four competitors in two teams of two.
5. Four wide-mouth cups capable of holding about 12 oz. of beer.
6. 1 standard, six-sided die. It might be a good idea to have a few because they could get lost. Those little fuckers are hard to find when you’re drunk.
7. Four chairs or other suitable surfaces for sitting upon.
8. A standard bar towel for spillage, and sploosh over splash.
9. Lots of room to play. A garage or game room would be perfect.
awesome. thanks twofinger.
I guess i am old school. I’d rather just relax and drink. Drinking games are like playing an old 8 bit nintendo…its fun and awesome for like 10-15 minutes then its just boring.
TwofingerTaco.
Beerdie is played standing up. Your version of the game with “fringe” and “sploosh” sounds like a queer’s holiday.
everybody knows…
1. you play die sitting down
2. its a gentlemens game, there’s no fucking string
3. you play on a standard sized piece of plywood, not my elementary schools cafeteria table
4. what the fuck is this about a net
5. fuck the towels, the stench for previous games splashes is part of the ambiance
KSC
I agree with We’ve got bush. Anything other than sitting down on a milk crate at the end of a piece of plywood is not beer die.
Dave, you truly are a zero in every way.
KSC
I hate to pile on, EP’s getting the shit kicked out of him here, but dude that’s like the 4th time I’ve seen you massacre the name Ted Serantis. It’s Sarandis. Granted the guy’s a G list local guy but haven’t you seen his name in print at all over the last 100 years he’s been around? Aren’t there any Greeks in Swamspcott? Sarandis is like Smith in the Greek community.
we played beer die all the time @ UMaine… it is absolutely a sitting gentleman’s game. No ifs ands or buts about it
Always be closing. 32 seconds after my post? Do you just sit there and wait for someone rag on. I bet you practically came when you were writting it. Real winner.
Anyway, Bush definitely got the rules right.