Scal Is Charging For Autographs Now? BAHAHAHAH!
Wait is this an early April Fools joke? Scal is charging 20 bucks for an autograph? BAHHAHAAH! Listen I love Scal. I think he’s hilarious. I like how he’s willing to play anybody in Boston in 1 on 1. But charging for autographs? What type of maniac would pay for a Brian Scalabrine autograph? Please tell me the money is going to charity or something. It has to be. Because Brian Scalabrine profiting from signing autographs would have to go down as one of the great white collar crimes of our generation. Oh and if you are buying a Scal autorgraph I got a box full of Ball Don’t Lie Shirts to sell you. Now somebody do me a favor and cue the music!
I would float him $20 if he took neil out
Scal is probably the only NBA player that I would say I get more pussy than. Or he gets the most pussy ever. I cant decide.
I’m imagining Scal and Pres playing a 1V1 game…now I have a headache
It’s a better way of making money than putting up Nick Kroll ads
Yo Pres – can you pass this on to Big C? Thanks big man -
“Hey Big Cat, didn’t hear back from you on my last post. That’s okay, I know you’re busy. Anyways, have another question. When you cats sit in the normal sitting position, do your assholes actually touch whatever is underneath you? I’ve always wondered this, because my cat always wants to sit right where my head goes and for some reason I think she has it out for me to get me pink eye or some shit. Just letting her stinky brown balloon knot nestle in my eyeball area – GROSS! Anyways, let me know, I don’t want my bitch cat getting the best of me anymore. Smell ya later (another pun, get it?! rofl) – BMH”
And that picture has him dribbling through his legs? No way he knows how to do that, gotta be photo-shopped.
And you charge 20$ for honey nut Cheero shirts, two things noone cares about.
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Dont use BAHAHA you faggot
Does anyone know when Kroll Show is premiering? Can’t get info about it anywhere.
The best part of this is the 20 bucks is literally just for his signature. If you want it to day “Pres is a big nosed Jew – Brian Scalabrine” it would cost you 30 bucks.
Heist of the century.
Does anyone know where I can find on YouTube the video of Fred Toucher getting knocked the fuck out in college?
You should probably take BarstoolTV to the show to interview the dudes standing in line.
I would rather lick the shit stains out of the t-mobile girls race suit than watch the kroll show.
How is this man’s nickname not “Veal”, Veal Scalabrine!
BAHAHAHA is chick funny
Seriously do you still have any ball don’t lie shirts?
isnt it possible West End Johnnies are the ones putting these prices in place?
I swear to God I wouldn’t take his autograph if he paid me the $20.
“What type of maniac would pay for a Brian Scalabrine autograph?” Probably the same idiots that buy your blackout bullshit and “barstool swag” you faggot. He will probably make more signing for 20 bills than you have ever made on any of your cockamamie schemes.
In terms of white collar crimes Scal charging for autographs will always be miles behind charging 19 year olds $35 for foam parties.
I wouldn’t pay $20 for an autographed fifty dollar bill from Scal,
it is brilliant. so many idiots in Boston are willing to pay this
I wouldn’t go to West End Johnnie’s for $20 and a free Scalabrine autograph
“I wouldn’t give him 5 cents to get cheese on his whopper.” Chris Rock
Whoever pays a $20 spot for a Scal autograph , 100% has disgustingly long fingernails. FACT.
Can I pay Scal 20 to never speak ?
Worst Scal Jokes ever… come on guys you can do better. This is the white mamba we are talking about!