Scarlett Johansson’s New Colts/Lucky Brand Jeans Tattoo Has Me Confused And A Little Turned Off
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This tattoo has me so confused and turned off that I don’t think I can fantasize about sex stuff with Scarlett anymore. Not sure exactly why it ruined her perfection for me so much. Maybe because it contains the Colt’s symbol, maybe because it has Lucky Brand Jeans’ tagline in it, or maybe because it looks like it was drawn by a toddler on a rocking ship. Either way, you don’t want a fantasy wife that makes bad tattoo decisions. Next thing you know she’s making bad haircut decisions and bad plastic surgery decisions and eventually your nonexistent marriage to her isn’t working because you don’t find her sexually attractive anymore. It’s too bad… we would’ve worked so well together.
Not being able to jerk off to her anymore for any reason = YOU’RE GAY!
This is bad…. and you should feel bad.
fake? gotta be right?
Obviously she’s fucking Andrew Luck.
If you cant draw a woodrow looking at that naked ass in her self pic in the mirror you might have a secret yearning for dick
^^Looks real to me. can see the scaring.
She must have fallen and bumped her head before getting that disaster of a tattoo.
You can’t do a blog on Scarlett and not include the link to her NSFW pics. Fucking rookie mistake, don’t let it happen again.
shes still a smoke but that tat is fucking awful.
cliffdrop… you ever seen big cat’s ms paint? im sure a professional could put a tat on a pic online no problem
I dont see it with this chick. Ya id fuck her and she’s better than my hand, but I don’t see how people are obsessed. Oh well back to youjizz
no side boob on the pic? C’mon woman
Luckily with Obama still president, ScarJo can have that abortion removed from her side for free. Because we all know she was raped by whomever charged her money to draw that… I still would put it in her though, victims need lovin’ too.
I watched Tattoo Nightmares on Spike TV last night. This tattoo belongs on Tattoo Nightmares. What a cunt.
Honestly, regardless of your personal feelings about tattoos on women, that is really poorly done “art.” I doubt you could see it doggie style…
She had sex with sean penn…therefore she has herpes…..and she is a smoker…plus she doesnt look like she bathes all that often. This tat is not surprising
That is worse than the tattoo that Steve-O got while riding around in that dune buggy.
I agree with @Falcon Boy. Always thought she was a bit overrated.
Jesus Christ the word Lucky isn’t even centered. That whole thing is horrible. Maybe it’s a tracing of a drawing a hot dyke left for her the morning after an all night scissor session – there we go she works again…
Wow, who opened the gate to the fagatorium and let all you fruits in? She’s amazing and I kind of like the tat. So cocky, lucky you to be seeing her with no shirt on, get it?
I lost all respect for her when she started fucking Sean Penn.
That’s pretty good if you use the prison tat scale. I would love to drop a load on the colts
She should have put it on her taint.
michael j fox does tattoos??
Ohhh no…
completely ruined it for me
AS RICH AS SHE IS SHE COULD HAVE AT LEAST GONE TO A DECENT TATTOO ARTIST THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Scarlett’s unattractiveness to me is more that she comes across as a total TWAT in interviews. Besides, Christosterone nailed it above.