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This tattoo has me so confused and turned off that I don’t think I can fantasize about sex stuff with Scarlett anymore. Not sure exactly why it ruined her perfection for me so much. Maybe because it contains the Colt’s symbol, maybe because it has Lucky Brand Jeans’ tagline in it, or maybe because it looks like it was drawn by a toddler on a rocking ship. Either way, you don’t want a fantasy wife that makes bad tattoo decisions. Next thing you know she’s making bad haircut decisions and bad plastic surgery decisions and eventually your nonexistent marriage to her isn’t working because you don’t find her sexually attractive anymore. It’s too bad… we would’ve worked so well together.