SceneTap Just Launched In Boston….Download That Shit
So unless you’ve been living in a cave you’ve probably noticed that SceneTap is the official sponsor of the Blackout Tour. Basically, they have been bombarding stoolies with free tickets and other swag the entire time. Basically just trying to get their name out there to the Stoolies. But what they are really going to be known for though is changing the bar scene as you know it. Basically what they do is tell you how many guys and girls are in the bar along with the age demos before you show up. They just launched in Boston. So no more wandering aimlessly from bar to bar. No more $30 dollar cab rides, heading to a bar that has 5 chicks there on a Saturday night. Basically, you download the app and it will literally tell you in real time what is going on in the Boston area on any given night. It can even text you when a bar reaches a certain capacity so you know when to stop the pregaming and beat the line. After all we can’t all be moguls that just cut the line or have tens of thousands of groupies following them everywhere they go. Sometimes you need a little help to increase your chances of hooking up. That’s what SceneTap is for.
“Stack the deck in my favor”
Is there a setting that breaks down the number of hotties to fatties??
did neil ‘right’ this for you?
so basically this ap creates lines to wait in?
This picture is straight fire.
pcostacos- or can it filter for bars with the most underage sluts?
Touche wilburham…touche!!!!
can you just explain what it “basically” does?
This app blows.
So it tells you what bar has more chicks than guys? Wouldn’t that just make a bunch of guys go to that bar and destroy the ratio?
Basically, you must have just learned the word “basically” and want to show it off because you basically just used “basically” to start no less than four of those sentences. Basically.
and if you are older than 21 years of age you have no idea what the blackout tour is
Portnoy, I thought you used Grndr?
Check out http://www.thesaurus.com Basically it basically gives you other words for basically, such as primarily, essentially, generally, etc…
just downloaded it – ny is not available. deleted already. sounds kind of cool if your in boston
so these guys secretly install video cameras in select bars and videotape everyone’s face to see if they are a dude or a chick? not creepy at all.
I’m guessing all it does is whoever downloads it enters in their age/sex and grants it GPS access, so whenever they go to a bar it will show on the app. Great idea, except that only guys are going to download it or bar owners are going to make employees enter in 21/F and have that shit going constantly.
That or monitors who ‘checks in’ at places. Which only, A, fat bitches do, and, B, loser fags with no friends.
thank god, now i won’t have to wait in line to get into estate
shut up hank4pres youre not from southie
i hope Scene Tap didn’t give you too many internet dollars for this ad, because it’s basically terrible.